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simian


simian

110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
Location: London

Total posts: 3149
Posted:This thread has just hi-jacked itself, and gone completely off-topic before it's even been replied to. Is that a paradox, or just silly?

"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 15414
Posted:it still doesnt explain when the fair maiden shall be arriving.

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coleman
SILVER Member since Aug 2002

coleman

big and good and broken
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kin...

Total posts: 7330
Posted:...or why when water turns dry and the sky falls inside-up that its everyone but the politicians that notice until the queen eventually takes a shit-piss on a corgi and shakes the nation into a reaction.

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood

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spiralx


spiralx

veteran
Location: London, UK

Total posts: 1376
Posted:"Moo," said the happy cow.

"Moo," said the happy cow.

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simian


simian

110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
Location: London

Total posts: 3149
Posted:that was a non-sequitur

this is a digression


"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 15414
Posted:ello.

i am arry.

i am a effalump.

i do not like heffluence.

or eels.

or igh eels.

craig daaaaaaaavid!

Its proper bo I tell thee.


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polythene


veteran
Location: London/ Surrey

Total posts: 1359
Posted:
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The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.

Always make time to play in the snow.

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Bender_the_Offender
GOLD Member since Nov 2001

Bender_the_Offender

still can't believe it's not butter
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 6979
Posted:POINT!

Laugh Often, Smile Much, Post lolcats Always

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FlamingMonkey


member
Location: Colchester

Total posts: 50
Posted:I AM THE LORD OF HELL FIRE,
AND I BRING YOU...


Monkey see, Monkey do...

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Bender_the_Offender
GOLD Member since Nov 2001

Bender_the_Offender

still can't believe it's not butter
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 6979
Posted:.. half a tube of wart cream.

Laugh Often, Smile Much, Post lolcats Always

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Charles
BRONZE Member since Jun 2001

Charles

Corporate Circus Arts Entertainer
Location: Auckland, New Zealand

Total posts: 3989
Posted:Dirty nappy!!!!!

HoP Posting Guidelines
* Is it the Truth?
* Is it Fair to all concerned?
* Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
* Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

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King Of Bongo


King Of Bongo

addict
Location: Berlin

Total posts: 522
Posted:run to the hills!!!

Your life is ending one minute at a time...
So live it.

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Rozi
SILVER Member since Jan 2002

100 characters max...
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia

Total posts: 2996
Posted:did you notice that the last two posts had exclamation marks? And this one doesn't?

It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...

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Josphin


member
Location: Calgary

Total posts: 18
Posted:but it doesn't matter about the amount, or latter mentioned lack there of, of exclamation makrs, what truely matters, and is also the most pressing issue on every ones mind(come on, i can tell, i can see it in your eyes) is wether or not the "7 habits for highly effective satan worshipers" is any good, i havn't read it, but i heard from the albatros that lives under my bed that it's not a very worth while movie to go see...he suggested just sitting at home and renting "snakes and ladders" to watch

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Latex


member


Total posts: 55
Posted:quote:Originally posted by simian:
that was a non-sequitur
non-sequitur: see also ballbearing.


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lasersurge
GOLD Member since Jul 2003

lasersurge

member
Location: no home, between homes, always...

Total posts: 100
Posted:i wish my wish would not come true

people are people

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Flower fairy
BRONZE Member since Mar 2003

member
Location: London, United Kingdom

Total posts: 98
Posted:Thurs a snake in ma boooot!

some people take a walk in the rain and others just get wet

Smiling is infectious. Please pass this on.

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ASTRO FAERIE
BRONZE Member since Mar 2003

ASTRO FAERIE

ummmmmmm.............
Location: Rotherham, UK

Total posts: 724
Posted:Wibble!

Only when the last tree has died
and the last river has been poisoned
and the last fish has been caught
will we realise that we
cannot eat money.

Cree Indian, 1909

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birdgirl
BRONZE Member since Jun 2003

member
Location: scotland

Total posts: 48
Posted:only one wibble,mind,because two wibbles together
make a wobble and its really hard to save a wobbling universe,just ask the aardvarks they are forever having to reset the space time continuum,but they did so well last year they got a universe saving trophy,(they only saved the planet the year before so they got a key ring)


spig--------Its not big and its not clever.

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Bender_the_Offender
GOLD Member since Nov 2001

Bender_the_Offender

still can't believe it's not butter
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 6979
Posted:i got a dirty placemat

Laugh Often, Smile Much, Post lolcats Always

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BamBam


BamBam

Pooh-Bah
Location: London

Total posts: 1810
Posted:Eeep......

Ohh hell I'm lost in this thread!!! These are for you Rozi !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Bams


A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.

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Magnus


member
Location: Bath, UK

Total posts: 279
Posted:which reminds me, I must get round to looking in that bag...

Magnus... pay it forward

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Bender_the_Offender
GOLD Member since Nov 2001

Bender_the_Offender

still can't believe it's not butter
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 6979
Posted:what bag?!? what's in the bag?!?

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 15414
Posted:queen rag and an old hag were reading a dirty porn mag. Old hag said blag, queen rag said zag. Speaking of which.,..where are zig and zag?

ok then....zig and zag were reading a saucy mag. zags bird was a hag, zag's mate zig's bird was queen hag who bought a bag to go shopping with.

but the bag broke when she spoke about bike spokes, suddenly roni size appeared and said "Who told you you could do it like this?"., so they stopped and flew through a hole in the clouds on the back of a giant anchovie.

Oooooh look! its craig from big brother...locked in avid merrions cupboard. I like chains....or is that cheese?

ping?

pong?

bing?

bong, long, dong rong, wong, song, gong, tong, kong, hong, mong, nong, vong, cong, zong, fong, qong.

sitting on my own i see the trees and the bees and outside a woman is staring at me through a toilet roll.

Predicating the predicament of predictable badgers.

i own a cadillac. it has four wheels and no nose.
how does it smell?
awful!

i must protest about this thread.

no i shouldnt.

indeed

boing boing weeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Ive invented a new word. Its is a conjunction which shall be used to join sentences.

This new word is "and"

you shall all use it from now on.


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polythene


veteran
Location: London/ Surrey

Total posts: 1359
Posted:
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The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.

Always make time to play in the snow.

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NYC


NYC

NYC
Location: NYC, NY, USA

Total posts: 9232
Posted:"Eskimo"
-Heathers


Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]

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Matthew B-M


Matthew B-M

Lemon-Aware Devilstick-wielding Operative
Location: East London Wilds

Total posts: 605
Posted:This thread is almost as mad as the Word Dissocation one. This post may or may not contain nuts. Contents sold by weight not volume, may settle in transit. This post is fictional. Any reference to any persons living or dead is entirely coincidental.

Luv 'n' Lemons
purity :: clarity :: balance

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Pink...?
BRONZE Member since Apr 2002

Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There, United Kingdom

Total posts: 6140
Posted:Just putting in the recommended daily allowence of the mention of the colour pink.
"Pink"


Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 15414
Posted:as Amy K (Em) asked me lastnight..

"would you like a sandwich?"


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lasersurge
GOLD Member since Jul 2003

lasersurge

member
Location: no home, between homes, always...

Total posts: 100
Posted:anyway, so then i says to mayble, i says........

people are people

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jemima (jem)
SILVER Member since Dec 2002

jemima (jem)

Pooh-Bah
Location: london, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1750
Posted:"has it got a special mark reinie ?" " do you want a bag for your bag ?"

Never assume
Always Acknowledge

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