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Rouge Dragon
Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
I saw this on another forum and can't remember it being played here and thought it could be a bit of fun.

Basically, one person makes a "wish" and the next posted grants it, but corrupts it in some way.

eg:
"I wish for a million dollars"
"a million dollars appears in your bank account but the police then knock on your door about a bank robbery"

now lets get creative!

I wish I could fly!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


fake teeth and glue
fake teeth and glueBRONZE Member
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1,972 posts
Location: somewhere, England (UK)


Posted:
it can, it wishes you were dead.

i wish i could write a cheque

you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.


imprettylikedrugs
imprettylikedrugskicking cucumbers constantly : )
160 posts
Location: Dublin City Centre


Posted:
you gain the ability to write a cheque, but it Bounces, into your face and smothers you....Not before it gives you a nasty paper cut...One of the ones that makes your eyes water, but not sore enough to cry...GOD i hate them.

I wish to never have a paper cut AGAIN...EVER...

Today's subliminal thought is : " . ; ..." that is all.


DarkFyre
DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
you now get cardboard cuts on a regular basis and you soon realise that they are just as bad if not worse.

I wish I had a real job.

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


fake teeth and glue
fake teeth and glueBRONZE Member
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1,972 posts
Location: somewhere, England (UK)


Posted:
you do, it entails shoveling poo.

i wish i could win the wee competition (not the poo one)

you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.


Fire_Moose
Fire_MooseSILVER Member
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3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
You end up out pissing everyone. Unfortunatly you put so much pressure behind yer urine that you have a heart attack and fall face first into everyone else pee.


i wish for a cola

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


fake teeth and glue
fake teeth and glueBRONZE Member
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1,972 posts
Location: somewhere, England (UK)


Posted:
you get one, but it is already open and was on the ground at the time of the wee competition.

i wish for three things.

you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.


Fire_Moose
Fire_MooseSILVER Member
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3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
you get glass in your eye, vineger down your throat, and sucker punched in the back of the head.


I wish i didnt drink that cola

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


ACT
ACTSILVER Member
enthusiast
318 posts
Location: I am in a world you do not want to be, USA


Posted:
You didnt, you drank battery acid instead.

I wish Brian would make a come back!

Don't hate me because I am different, hate me because I still think I am better then you!


fake teeth and glue
fake teeth and glueBRONZE Member
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Location: somewhere, England (UK)


Posted:
he does...but in a way so horrible i won't say...

i wish it was a bit lighter here.

you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.


ACT
ACTSILVER Member
enthusiast
318 posts
Location: I am in a world you do not want to be, USA


Posted:
You start inhaling helium and blow up.

I wish someone would post another pic of said brian.

Don't hate me because I am different, hate me because I still think I am better then you!


fake teeth and glue
fake teeth and glueBRONZE Member
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1,972 posts
Location: somewhere, England (UK)


Posted:
they do, and it comes out of the screen and punches you.

i wish it was really foggy.

you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.


Fire_Moose
Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
It becaomes really foggy, so foggy that you can;t see brian's fist until it hits you square in the nose.


I wish for a pair of brians glasses minus the brian

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


fake teeth and glue
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Location: somewhere, England (UK)


Posted:
you get them but realise that brian is actually an entity locked in the glasses and takes controll of the body of the person who is wearing them, after taking control of you he gets bored and jumps off a bridge.


i wish i was able to control people like brian but without being trapped in some sunglasses, or other object.

you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.


Bigfoot67
Bigfoot67GOLD Member
Member
103 posts
Location: Bornem (Belgium)


Posted:
You are but then again you're already controlled by brian

I wish Malcolm would come online so we know if the wee comp is still going...

fake teeth and glue
fake teeth and glueBRONZE Member
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Location: somewhere, England (UK)


Posted:
he will and you will lose!

i wish that i could be a wiiner.

you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.


Bigfoot67
Bigfoot67GOLD Member
Member
103 posts
Location: Bornem (Belgium)


Posted:
You will be...





the winner of the 20$ if you keep posting right after me ubblol



*edit*

forgot to wish...

I wish it was colder
EDITED_BY: Bigfoot67 (1202937538)

Bigfoot67
Bigfoot67GOLD Member
Member
103 posts
Location: Bornem (Belgium)


Posted:
 Written by: Bigfoot67


You will be...


the winner of the 20$ if you keep posting right after me ubblol

*edit*
forgot to wish...
I wish it was colder



told you cool... your corrupted wish is my command ubblol tongue

fake teeth and glue
fake teeth and glueBRONZE Member
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Location: somewhere, England (UK)


Posted:
wow eek thats amazing bigfoot, but i dont see the bad side?

it IS colder and err...you die smile


i wish i could decide what to buy with my $20.

you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.


Fire_Moose
Fire_MooseSILVER Member
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3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
You decide to buy my brand new dime.


I wish i had ANOTHER 20 dollars.

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


fake teeth and glue
fake teeth and glueBRONZE Member
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1,972 posts
Location: somewhere, England (UK)


Posted:
you do, but you can't decide what to spend it on and eventually it disapears.

i wish i had ANOTHER $20

you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.


Fire_Moose
Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$



I wish i was covered in post-it notes and get a bunch of paper cuts.

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


fake teeth and glue
fake teeth and glueBRONZE Member
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1,972 posts
Location: somewhere, England (UK)


Posted:
you get a bunch of paper cuts but not from paper, you get them from THE CUTIFIER!

i wish i had a bowl of soup.

you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.


DarkFyre
DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
you get a bowl of eyball soup

I wish for a "get out of jail free" card

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


fake teeth and glue
fake teeth and glueBRONZE Member
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Location: somewhere, England (UK)


Posted:
you get one, but the next day they become illegal and you get arrested for it.

i wish i had a gamee playee thing

you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.


DarkFyre
DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
You get a cursed chess board that only you can play on so you end up alone and playing chess aginst yourself.

I wish for FTAG to lose the game.

BTW

YOU JUST LOST THE GAME!!!!!

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


fake teeth and glue
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Location: somewhere, England (UK)


Posted:
i lose the game but in return i send MEGASPAM accros the whole internet, causing everyone to lose all the time, eventually people have to abandon technology and revert to a simpler life while i become more powerful and with my team of followers advance technology beyond our imagination and become ruler of the universe.

i wish i didn't have all this paperwork being ruler of the universe.

you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.


DarkFyre
DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
you get demoted to my slave and the paperwork becomes my problem but I allocate it to one of my lackeys who was once the ruler of the universe.

I wish for a nice peanut butter and jam sandwich.

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


hamamelis
hamamelisBRONZE Member
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756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
The peanut butter's nice, but the jam is made of some sort of rancid gooseberry, and makes you feel a bit sick..

I wish I was less lazy.

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


Fire_Moose
Fire_MooseSILVER Member
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3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
you exercise yourself to death.

I wish i had an orange marker.

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


fake teeth and glue
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Location: somewhere, England (UK)


Posted:
you have one but the colour device gets changed and makes you purples.

mmm chocolate.

you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.


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