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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:i think there needs to be one of these. there may already be one, but i dont remember. but anyways.....

im not drunk!

*&^%ing hell my p's are in the other room!!!!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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oli
SILVER Member since Jul 2003

not with cactus
Location: bristol/ southern eastern devo...

Total posts: 2052
Posted:im not drunk -

Me train running low on soul coal
They push+pull tactics are driving me loco
They shouldn't do that no no no

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Rovo
GOLD Member since Jul 2003

Rovo

(the person actually known as Chris Bailey)
Location: Austin, TX, USA

Total posts: 544
Posted:i was drunk about 5 hours ago (gotta love the beer pong) but now i'm not I wish i was about 7 this morning though i had to walk home from my gf's and it was 18 below 0 Farenheit and that was without the windchill brrrrrrrr

Peace, Love, Circles

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:I haven't been drunk in years. Ok...weeks? Ok. a week. I got a little tipsy (counts as drunk) my last night on vacation. Other than that, not in years.

I hate alkeyhol as a drug. I like wine, though.


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:and now is my official sorry for being a moron yesterday post....ah....yeah....sorry.

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Stebbins
BRONZE Member since Dec 2002

10th degree spoon weilder
Location: Halifax, Canada (currently in ...

Total posts: 171
Posted:I'm drunk right now............... hhhhhhmmmmmmmm seems as though I've misplaced my pants...

-Beeaaatch please, I'm the macaroni with the cheese.
-This message will self destruct in 10 seconds.

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KiwiBex


KiwiBex

member
Location: Melb

Total posts: 69
Posted:hehe! i'm in Kent and I am drunk right now too! had an exciting weekend meeting loads of people and spinning drunken poi (oops not very safety conscious of me!!!!)... Mostly just want to dance across this thread with my avatar (finally!)which pounce helped me upload. yay! beerchug

I said perhaps, and thats FINAL.

I love my length!

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coleman
SILVER Member since Aug 2002

coleman

big and good and broken
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kin...

Total posts: 7330
Posted:ubblol

i do like the way drunk people stumble into this thread having completely misread the title due to their inebriation... smile

i am at work.
am not drunk.
this may yet change ubbangel


"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood

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Tao Star


Tao Star

Pooh-Bah
Location: Bristol

Total posts: 1662
Posted:i haven't drunk for about 2 years. eek

Not teetotal, just don'l like the taste. beerchug


I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.

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DeepSoulSheep
GOLD Member since Sep 2002

DeepSoulSheep

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Berlin, Ireland

Total posts: 2617
Posted:I can't get drunk....
....rare gentic condition... rolleyes


I live in a world of infinite possibilities.

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GottaLoveIt


GottaLoveIt

Sponge
Location: Stevenage

Total posts: 883
Posted:I'm not drunk now....
Last time I was drunk was the night I span fire for the first time... safety conscious me hey!?! Nah I was sober, got a little tipsy afterward...


Monkeys monkeys and bananas

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GottaLoveIt


GottaLoveIt

Sponge
Location: Stevenage

Total posts: 883
Posted:Quote:


*&^%ing hell my p's are in the other room!!!!



Dare I ask what are p's??


Monkeys monkeys and bananas

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joulz


joulz

enlightened
Location: montreal

Total posts: 187
Posted:DEEP? are u imine to drugs?

btw i was drunk on friday beerchug

EDITED_BY: joulz (1073941972)


it must be green

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bluecat


bluecat

geek, level 1
Location: everywhere

Total posts: 5300
Posted:i'm not drunk.

i got plans tho.

( ubbangel)


Holistic Spinner (I hope)

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OrangeBobo
SILVER Member since Nov 2003

OrangeBobo

veteran
Location: Guelph, ON, Canada

Total posts: 1389
Posted:Well, I got a little tipsy and buzzed on ney years... and then played DDr, lovely idea >.<'

But I've never been drunk... But my bro went out partying, and got home at four, pi$$loaded, ubblol

~ Bobo


wie weit, wie weit noch?
fragst mich, wo wir gewesen sind...
du fehlst hier

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yannicus
GOLD Member since Jul 2003

yannicus

member
Location: Paris, France, the armpit of e...

Total posts: 169
Posted:i dont like drunk too much because i often end up in a set of arms i wouldn't have relinquished to had i been sober,
but i like drunk because i get jiggy when i'm drunk, and drunk people do dirty things

or i get drunk and throw up, and at those times, i wish i had never drank so much as a drink to get drunk ubbloco


-Believing that all has been said and done is like mistaking the horizon for the limits of the world. Voltaire.
-Plus je connais hommes, plus j'aime mon chien. Pascal.

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[Nx?]
BRONZE Member since Nov 2001

[Nx?]

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Europe,Scotland,Both

Total posts: 3749
Posted:I not drunk,



Im censored obliterated, stottin, 3 sheets to the wind, pissed. Im fecin blootered im tellin ya! argh gettouta my face ya censored booring (censored by Josh) ( <---dont you think that word should be cencored too?)



(just was - ed. by Josh wink)



T wave

EDITED_BY: Josh (1084354404)


This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti

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arsn


arsn

How do you change this thing???
Location: Behind the couch...

Total posts: 1903
Posted:I'm not drunk, but I'm willing to learn... tongue

I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.

"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men

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robotface


member


Total posts: 190
Posted:What if dinosaurs are aliens from a planet made out of marijuana?

If I was an indian I would be pocahontus the 66thX10 to the exponent of 99.

I am really drunk-plastuered-mastered-fastered-bastard-mustard-postcard-mostcard-bustard-clustered-custard-flustered-fruit mustard-frozen custard-I-remember-how-to-end-the-worlds-biggest-compound-word.

I drove my chevy to the brewery but the brewery was dry and the good old alqaida guys were guys and day i dies rhymes with eyes and flys and mys dies whys sighs cries.

Theres a light a certain kind of light that causes skin cancer and never shined on me I want my life to be to with live you theres a way everybody say cancer cell do everything little thing aids.

ubbrollsmile ubbrollsmile ubbrollsmile ubbrollsmile ubbrollsmile ubbrollsmile ubbrollsmile ubbrollsmile ubbrollsmile ubbrollsmile ubbrollsmile ubbrollsmile ubbrollsmile ubbrollsmile ubbrollsmile ubbrollsmile ubbrollsmile ubbrollsmile ubbrollsmile


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_VT_
SILVER Member since Jul 2003

Your Face!
Location: el paso, tx, USA

Total posts: 1173
Posted:well then that would expain why there where (herb)avors, Btw, i'm a bit piised at the moment so tongue
EDITED_BY: Pvt.VT (1084347731)


Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-

Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-

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Pyrolific
BRONZE Member since Jan 2001

Returning to a unique state of Equilibrium
Location: Adelaide, South Australia

Total posts: 3289
Posted:Id like to point out that anyone condoning firey anything and drinking will be moderated.

remember this site is for everyone, not just all you legal age drinkers ok?

Thanks,

Josh


--
Help! My personality got stuck in this signature machine and I cant get it out!

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Dunc
GOLD Member since Aug 2003

Dunc

playing the days away
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingd...

Total posts: 7263
Posted:where's the post condoning drinking and spinning?!

thank you please wink


Let's relight this forum ubblove

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Cantus
SILVER Member since Jul 2001

Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom

Total posts: 15965
Posted:Quote:
ubblol

i do like the way drunk people stumble into this thread having completely misread the title due to their inebriation... smile




I'm not drunk but if i were Valura forced me to drink this much.......

FNF isn't drunk either.

honest


"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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_Aime_
SILVER Member since Jan 2004

_Aime_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom

Total posts: 4172
Posted:never! nt drunk neer.!

stupid bouners thinkign aimee be eightteem mahaha.

i debadn a refund. castlemain tatstes like rats piss,


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Pigeon_Wigeon
BRONZE Member since Dec 2004

Pigeon_Wigeon

Say what?
Location: Surrey/Portsmouth, United King...

Total posts: 4760
Posted:...I'm completely sober... but kinda sleepy smile

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Cantus
SILVER Member since Jul 2001

Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom

Total posts: 15965
Posted:ah halcyon daze.....

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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myco
BRONZE Member since Nov 2004

myco


Location: melbourne, victoria, australia

Total posts: 2084
Posted:wow aimee, i'm reay impressed with you're searching skills in that state of inebriation. i generally can't find the thread i want when i'm sober tongue

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alien_oddity


alien_oddity

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: in the trees

Total posts: 7193
Posted:Written by: *Aime*

never! nt drunk neer.!

stupid bouners thinkign aimee be eightteem mahaha.

i debadn a refund. castlemain tatstes like rats piss,





agrees with aimee..........aussy beer= they cant make the damd stuff!!!!!

xxxx is rats pish ubblol


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_Aime_
SILVER Member since Jan 2004

_Aime_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom

Total posts: 4172
Posted:oh god...i apologise for my last post..

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Arty Farty
BRONZE Member since Jul 2005

Arty Farty

I wear yellow on monday
Location: Farnham Ahoy, United Kingdom

Total posts: 551
Posted:it may well be 10.30am, but its my day off, its sunny, so a can of Strongbow is my morning drink of choice nag-dannit!!!



I hope to be drunk in 2hours hehe wink wish me luck!!


You'll find me on the dance floor

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free..., United Kingd...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:I rarely drink and may get drunk a couple of times a year...mainly because i am normally designated driver and take that seriously....
I still manage to have fun though








wink wink wink wink wink wink


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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