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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:i think there needs to be one of these. there may already be one, but i dont remember. but anyways.....

im not drunk!

*&^%ing hell my p's are in the other room!!!!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Fyre
BRONZE Member since Oct 2005

Fyre

enthusiast
Location: Finland

Total posts: 315
Posted:If i would say i`m not drunk id be lying... then again, if i`d say that the following would be a lie: "i`m drunk" i would be lying again... how can i be without lying? I`ll just say: My name is Petri
Is that good for you all?? Okay.
And sorry for this post, i`ll really regret it tomorrow biggrin


If we can`t live in peace then fu*k it, let`s die.
The owner of Chellybeans right arm!


Peace -Fyre-

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Elzibelles
SILVER Member since Feb 2006

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Location: Norwich, UK

Total posts: 37
Posted:I'm drunk and I'll give you a cuddle ravehead!! And I'm local!!!

Hic. ubbrollsmile


The world is a park. Go play in it. x x x

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webdaemon
BRONZE Member since Sep 2005

Member
Location: , USA

Total posts: 40
Posted:im emerica... i think i speeeled that right... *hic* any whooo... im not drunk and ask that ossifer if i werent sotally tober...ASK HIM!!!

bah what ever *sticks his finger in his nose* im gonna go find the rest of those magical absinthe bottles... now where did that little fairy go with my pants...


beerchug beerchug beerchug beerchug beerchug ubbloco peace eek


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boobookittyfudge
GOLD Member since Sep 2005

boobookittyfudge

sneaky little kitty
Location: Missouri, USA

Total posts: 251
Posted:i,m the fairy that took you pants. hahahahahhahaha! eww. what is that stain?!

you want the truth? you can't handle the truth!

mmmmm...cheesecake

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alien_oddity


alien_oddity

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Location: in the trees

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Posted:Written by: Elzibelles

I'm drunk and I'll give you a cuddle ravehead!! And I'm local!!!

Hic. ubbrollsmile





clap YAY cuddle away ubbrollsmile ubbrollsmile ubbrollsmile

i'm not drunk..........yet but i am suffering sleep deprivation so i kind of feel drunk-ish, i'm working on the drunk-ness as i type ubbloco


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Fine_Rabid_Dog


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Total posts: 10530
Posted:I've had a few beers.

Doesn't appear to have done the trick though.


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Asena
GOLD Member since Aug 2005

Asena

What a Bummer
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, Unit...

Total posts: 3224
Posted:ditto but I had cider... but I am only just starting... pound a pint night at the union... watch this space smile wooop wooop wooop! bounce

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_FSA_

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Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Austr...

Total posts: 1627
Posted:Man....I'm not drunk....just severely hungover. Still...Never ever drink $6 port, Bananarama (really cheap high percentage stuff) Mississippi Moonshine (more cheap stuff) lot's of beer and wine....it's fun while it last (which is for a very long time) but the hangover is hell!!

Proudly owned by the very cute Pineapple Pete. Owner of Noddy. Joint owner of Mr Majestik.

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Asena
GOLD Member since Aug 2005

Asena

What a Bummer
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, Unit...

Total posts: 3224
Posted:wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, bla rah ha!

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webdaemon
BRONZE Member since Sep 2005

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Location: , USA

Total posts: 40
Posted:Written by: boobookittyfudge

i,m the fairy that took you pants. hahahahahhahaha! eww. what is that stain?!



EHH those be my pants! oh dont worry about tha stain... i think i made it when i tried to flush my grandfateher clock... didnt work to well...

im so drunk even the irish think ive had to much!

beerchug beerchug beerchug beerchug beerchug beerchug ubbloco ubbloco ubbloco peace


oh yea *takes finger from nose* ... eww whats that green stuff... ubbloco ubbloco ubbloco


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fNi
GOLD Member since Mar 2004

fNi

master of disaster
Location: New York, USA

Total posts: 3354
Posted:yaaay first time in a while....tis been far too long

thank god i don't hafta search for the thread tongue


kyrian: I've felt your finger connect with me many times
lou kitten: sneaky little meatball..
ezz: please corrupt me more

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pounce
SILVER Member since Jan 2003

pounce

All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all a...

Total posts: 9831
Posted:wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

OF MY CAR!!!!!!!!!!


I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

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Noddy


Noddy

Toe Poking Bad Boy
Location: Lake District UK

Total posts: 2865
Posted:the football made me do it

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!

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alien_oddity


alien_oddity

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Total posts: 7193
Posted:been drinking most of today............think i've drunk myself sober hehe

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Noddy


Noddy

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Location: Lake District UK

Total posts: 2865
Posted:it def happens ravehead!

*THUD*


Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!

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alien_oddity


alien_oddity

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Posted:1 tequila, 2 tequila, 3 tequila, floor <slumps in the corner>




i farrrrrkin love you, your ma besht pal you's


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Noddy


Noddy

Toe Poking Bad Boy
Location: Lake District UK

Total posts: 2865
Posted:next rounds on your mate!

*says while staqggering*


Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:it was my friend's birthday last night.

i was only planning on having a quiet one....

mmmmm.


i have come to the conclusion that i'm one of those people who should have their phone taken off them when they are drunk cos i have a tendency to message people. d'oh.


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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alien_oddity


alien_oddity

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Posted:rouge........................... remember this.............." don't drink and dial"


noddy: what'll you have biggrin


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Noddy


Noddy

Toe Poking Bad Boy
Location: Lake District UK

Total posts: 2865
Posted:anything with high alcahol content

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!

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wonderloey


wonderloey

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Location: Melbourne - home of pirates

Total posts: 255
Posted:OOOOHHHH... I'm not drunk but I was... beerchug

I really shouldn't drink on a school night.. Now I'm at work dealing with highly professional people (I work in finance) and I feel running off to the toilet..

This is after a full day at work I might add... eek


"You've gone from Loey the Wonder Lesbian to everyone wondering if you are a lesbian." - Shadowman

Yesterday is yesterday. If we try to recapture it, we will only lose tomorrow.

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:I'm not drunk and I wasn't last night, but i feel like i have a hangover. very icky and just not fair! i worked last bloody night!!!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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pounce
SILVER Member since Jan 2003

pounce

All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all a...

Total posts: 9831
Posted:i'm so getting drunk tonight. maybe fNi will serenade me with poorly sung irish drinking songs again! wheeeeeee!!!!! and don't worry rouge....i'm a drunk texter too biggrin

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


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Posted:I have not been drunk all week.

Much props to me.


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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pounce
SILVER Member since Jan 2003

pounce

All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all a...

Total posts: 9831
Posted:i'm not drunk. uh uh. nope. not a bit.....




ok so it took me like 10 minutes to type that without any mistakes. maybe i'm just a *tad* drunk biggrin


I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

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Spanner
BRONZE Member since Feb 2003

Spanner

remembers when it was all fields round here
Location: in the works... somewhere..., ...

Total posts: 2790
Posted:I'm not drunk either cool

2 pints wouldn't do that to me rolleyes

Being in such a state at only 4pm would be disgraceful! eek

No, I'm not drunk at all umm

Not me smile



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"I thought you are man, but
you are nice woman.

yay,

:R"

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alien_oddity


alien_oddity

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Posted:i'm not drunk.............honest but i am having a few beers then off to my bed and a big phatt "special" cigarette. i feel absolutely shattered, lastnight i walked well over 12 miles in two hours (don't ask why)

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


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Posted:Got a few beers in me. BUt i can still balance on two legs of a chair and type at the same time.

Not enough beer consumption is apparent.

To the fridge!

biggrin


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Noddy


Noddy

Toe Poking Bad Boy
Location: Lake District UK

Total posts: 2865
Posted:I need bed

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!

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Asena
GOLD Member since Aug 2005

Asena

What a Bummer
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, Unit...

Total posts: 3224
Posted:aRHGGH ha ha ha bla... damn striong bowe... wioot!\

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