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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:i think there needs to be one of these. there may already be one, but i dont remember. but anyways.....

im not drunk!

*&^%ing hell my p's are in the other room!!!!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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oli
not with cactus
Location: bristol/ southern eastern devo...
Member Since: 24th Jul 2003
Total posts: 2052
Posted:im not drunk -

Me train running low on soul coal
They push+pull tactics are driving me loco
They shouldn't do that no no no

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Rovo
Rovo

(the person actually known as Chris Bailey)
Location: Austin, TX, USA
Member Since: 30th Jul 2003
Total posts: 544
Posted:i was drunk about 5 hours ago (gotta love the beer pong) but now i'm not I wish i was about 7 this morning though i had to walk home from my gf's and it was 18 below 0 Farenheit and that was without the windchill brrrrrrrr

Peace, Love, Circles

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:I haven't been drunk in years. Ok...weeks? Ok. a week. I got a little tipsy (counts as drunk) my last night on vacation. Other than that, not in years.

I hate alkeyhol as a drug. I like wine, though.


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:and now is my official sorry for being a moron yesterday post....ah....yeah....sorry.

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Stebbins
10th degree spoon weilder
Location: Halifax, Canada (currently in ...
Member Since: 29th Dec 2002
Total posts: 171
Posted:I'm drunk right now............... hhhhhhmmmmmmmm seems as though I've misplaced my pants...

-Beeaaatch please, I'm the macaroni with the cheese.
-This message will self destruct in 10 seconds.

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KiwiBex
KiwiBex

member
Location: Melb
Member Since: 17th Oct 2003
Total posts: 69
Posted:hehe! i'm in Kent and I am drunk right now too! had an exciting weekend meeting loads of people and spinning drunken poi (oops not very safety conscious of me!!!!)... Mostly just want to dance across this thread with my avatar (finally!)which pounce helped me upload. yay! beerchug

I said perhaps, and thats FINAL.

I love my length!

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coleman
coleman

big and good and broken
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay
Member Since: 29th Aug 2002
Total posts: 7330
Posted:ubblol

i do like the way drunk people stumble into this thread having completely misread the title due to their inebriation... smile

i am at work.
am not drunk.
this may yet change ubbangel


"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood

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Tao Star
Tao Star

Pooh-Bah
Location: Bristol
Member Since: 30th May 2003
Total posts: 1662
Posted:i haven't drunk for about 2 years. eek

Not teetotal, just don'l like the taste. beerchug


I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.

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DeepSoulSheep
DeepSoulSheep

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Berlin
Member Since: 25th Sep 2002
Total posts: 2617
Posted:I can't get drunk....
....rare gentic condition... rolleyes


I live in a world of infinite possibilities.

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GottaLoveIt
GottaLoveIt

Sponge
Location: Stevenage
Member Since: 21st Sep 2003
Total posts: 883
Posted:I'm not drunk now....
Last time I was drunk was the night I span fire for the first time... safety conscious me hey!?! Nah I was sober, got a little tipsy afterward...


Monkeys monkeys and bananas

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GottaLoveIt
GottaLoveIt

Sponge
Location: Stevenage
Member Since: 21st Sep 2003
Total posts: 883
Posted:Quote:


*&^%ing hell my p's are in the other room!!!!



Dare I ask what are p's??


Monkeys monkeys and bananas

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joulz
joulz

enlightened
Location: montreal
Member Since: 6th Oct 2003
Total posts: 187
Posted:DEEP? are u imine to drugs?

btw i was drunk on friday beerchug

EDITED_BY: joulz (1073941972)


it must be green

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bluecat
bluecat

geek, level 1
Location: everywhere
Member Since: 15th Dec 2002
Total posts: 5300
Posted:i'm not drunk.

i got plans tho.

( ubbangel)


Holistic Spinner (I hope)

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OrangeBobo
OrangeBobo

veteran
Location: Guelph, ON, Canada
Member Since: 21st Nov 2003
Total posts: 1389
Posted:Well, I got a little tipsy and buzzed on ney years... and then played DDr, lovely idea >.<'

But I've never been drunk... But my bro went out partying, and got home at four, pi$$loaded, ubblol

~ Bobo


wie weit, wie weit noch?
fragst mich, wo wir gewesen sind...
du fehlst hier

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yannicus
yannicus

member
Location: Paris, France, the armpit of e...
Member Since: 16th Jul 2003
Total posts: 169
Posted:i dont like drunk too much because i often end up in a set of arms i wouldn't have relinquished to had i been sober,
but i like drunk because i get jiggy when i'm drunk, and drunk people do dirty things

or i get drunk and throw up, and at those times, i wish i had never drank so much as a drink to get drunk ubbloco


-Believing that all has been said and done is like mistaking the horizon for the limits of the world. Voltaire.
-Plus je connais hommes, plus j'aime mon chien. Pascal.

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[Nx?]
[Nx?]

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Europe,Scotland,Both
Member Since: 5th Nov 2001
Total posts: 3749
Posted:I not drunk,



Im censored obliterated, stottin, 3 sheets to the wind, pissed. Im fecin blootered im tellin ya! argh gettouta my face ya censored booring (censored by Josh) ( <---dont you think that word should be cencored too?)



(just was - ed. by Josh wink)



T wave

EDITED_BY: Josh (1084354404)


This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti

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arsn
arsn

How do you change this thing???
Location: Behind the couch...
Member Since: 7th Mar 2002
Total posts: 1903
Posted:I'm not drunk, but I'm willing to learn... tongue

I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.

"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men

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robotface
member

Member Since: 2nd Apr 2004
Total posts: 190
Posted:What if dinosaurs are aliens from a planet made out of marijuana?

If I was an indian I would be pocahontus the 66thX10 to the exponent of 99.

I am really drunk-plastuered-mastered-fastered-bastard-mustard-postcard-mostcard-bustard-clustered-custard-flustered-fruit mustard-frozen custard-I-remember-how-to-end-the-worlds-biggest-compound-word.

I drove my chevy to the brewery but the brewery was dry and the good old alqaida guys were guys and day i dies rhymes with eyes and flys and mys dies whys sighs cries.

Theres a light a certain kind of light that causes skin cancer and never shined on me I want my life to be to with live you theres a way everybody say cancer cell do everything little thing aids.

ubbrollsmile ubbrollsmile ubbrollsmile ubbrollsmile ubbrollsmile ubbrollsmile ubbrollsmile ubbrollsmile ubbrollsmile ubbrollsmile ubbrollsmile ubbrollsmile ubbrollsmile ubbrollsmile ubbrollsmile ubbrollsmile ubbrollsmile ubbrollsmile ubbrollsmile


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_VT_
Your Face!
Location: el paso, tx
Member Since: 15th Jul 2003
Total posts: 1173
Posted:well then that would expain why there where (herb)avors, Btw, i'm a bit piised at the moment so tongue
EDITED_BY: Pvt.VT (1084347731)


Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-

Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-

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Pyrolific
Returning to a unique state of Equilibrium
Location: Adelaide, South Australia
Member Since: 10th Jan 2001
Total posts: 3288
Posted:Id like to point out that anyone condoning firey anything and drinking will be moderated.

remember this site is for everyone, not just all you legal age drinkers ok?

Thanks,

Josh


--
Help! My personality got stuck in this signature machine and I cant get it out!

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Dunc
Dunc

playing the days away
Location: The Middle lands
Member Since: 19th Aug 2003
Total posts: 7263
Posted:where's the post condoning drinking and spinning?!

thank you please wink


Let's relight this forum ubblove

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Cantus
Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road
Member Since: 30th Jul 2001
Total posts: 15965
Posted:Quote:
ubblol

i do like the way drunk people stumble into this thread having completely misread the title due to their inebriation... smile




I'm not drunk but if i were Valura forced me to drink this much.......

FNF isn't drunk either.

honest


"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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_Aime_
_Aime_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hastings
Member Since: 2nd Jan 2004
Total posts: 4172
Posted:never! nt drunk neer.!

stupid bouners thinkign aimee be eightteem mahaha.

i debadn a refund. castlemain tatstes like rats piss,


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Pigeon_Wigeon
Pigeon_Wigeon

Say what?
Location: Surrey/Portsmouth
Member Since: 24th Dec 2004
Total posts: 4760
Posted:...I'm completely sober... but kinda sleepy smile

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Cantus
Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road
Member Since: 30th Jul 2001
Total posts: 15965
Posted:ah halcyon daze.....

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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myco
myco


Location: melbourne, victoria, australia
Member Since: 2nd Nov 2004
Total posts: 2084
Posted:wow aimee, i'm reay impressed with you're searching skills in that state of inebriation. i generally can't find the thread i want when i'm sober tongue

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alien_oddity
alien_oddity

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: in the trees
Member Since: 31st Dec 2004
Total posts: 7193
Posted:Written by: *Aime*

never! nt drunk neer.!

stupid bouners thinkign aimee be eightteem mahaha.

i debadn a refund. castlemain tatstes like rats piss,





agrees with aimee..........aussy beer= they cant make the damd stuff!!!!!

xxxx is rats pish ubblol


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_Aime_
_Aime_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hastings
Member Since: 2nd Jan 2004
Total posts: 4172
Posted:oh god...i apologise for my last post..

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Arty Farty
Arty Farty

I wear yellow on monday
Location: Farnham Ahoy
Member Since: 5th Jul 2005
Total posts: 551
Posted:it may well be 10.30am, but its my day off, its sunny, so a can of Strongbow is my morning drink of choice nag-dannit!!!



I hope to be drunk in 2hours hehe wink wish me luck!!


You'll find me on the dance floor

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Mynci
Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...
Member Since: 27th Apr 2005
Total posts: 8737
Posted:I rarely drink and may get drunk a couple of times a year...mainly because i am normally designated driver and take that seriously....
I still manage to have fun though








wink wink wink wink wink wink


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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