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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Posted:i think there needs to be one of these. there may already be one, but i dont remember. but anyways.....

im not drunk!

*&^%ing hell my p's are in the other room!!!!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Mr Majestik
SILVER Member since Mar 2004

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Total posts: 4693
Posted:haha you have to work on a sunday :P

(i have a job interview)


"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

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toxicca
BRONZE Member since Jul 2006

toxicca

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Location: Milton Keynes, United Kingdom

Total posts: 12
Posted:i was drunk last night but now i'm not drunk, but i will be drunk in hmmmm a few hours smile

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Flamez
BRONZE Member since Jun 2006

Flamez

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Total posts: 56
Posted:I dont have a drinking problem!!!
I drink, i fall over, i try to get back up...help

see, no problemubbloco


"My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely."

"Insanity is my only means of relaxation."

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monserat
SILVER Member since Apr 2006

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Posted:my drinking problem: two hands, only one mouth.

Chaos is the natural state of the universe

Some days I'm the pigeon, some days I'm the statue.

honourary militant margerine ninJAH

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


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Posted:Put your jhands up if youre drunk...

*puts hand up*

*falls over*


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Mr Majestik
SILVER Member since Mar 2004

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Posted:haha *pokes with a stick*

how many hands am i holding up? *puts up four fingers* ?


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Fine_Rabid_Dog


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Posted:Four! biggrin

But oh man.... hungover! frown


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Dragosani
GOLD Member since Jun 2005

Dragosani

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Total posts: 679
Posted:GAWD, I wish I was drunk.... and naked
ubblol


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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Posted:Hangover FRD? I hope for your sake school hasnt gone back yet tongue

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Dragosani
GOLD Member since Jun 2005

Dragosani

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Posted:hehe, I've made a resolution to get drunk tonight.... and nekid !!! I said nekid godammit!!! And drunk!!!

I need to cool down stat!!! My brains are simmering and it's not in alcohol, damn!!!

ubbloco ubbloco


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Fine_Rabid_Dog


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Posted: Written by: Rouge Dragon


Hangover FRD? I hope for your sake school hasnt gone back yet tongue



School doesn't start up for ages and ages yet. biggrin


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Mr Majestik
SILVER Member since Mar 2004

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Posted: Written by: mjk

how many hands am i holding up? *puts up four fingers* ?


 Written by: FRD

Four!:D



ubblol four hands? ubblol silly drunk tongue


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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Posted:foul! that was a leading question! dont confuse the alcoholics! it's bad sportsmanship!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Mr Majestik
SILVER Member since Mar 2004

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Posted:ubblol anything goes if they're unlikely to remember it! biggrin

except maybe rape, thats just plain not funny.


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roarfire
SILVER Member since Jul 2004

roarfire

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Total posts: 2676
Posted:Who drank too much vodka tonight?

*puts her hands up*

*hic*

Heh...

redface


.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.

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Perraforde
BRONZE Member since Jul 2006

Perraforde

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Posted: Written by: Rouge Dragon


foul! that was a leading question! dont confuse the alcoholics! it's bad sportsmanship!




Alcoholics!

Im not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk, alcoholics go to meetings ubblol


Oh Slothy. I may have been bad. I may have kept you chained up in that room but it was for your own good

Either I have a monster in my kitchen or I'm completely crazy

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RaveRepresent
SILVER Member since May 2006

RaveRepresent

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Posted:eh....errrr.... im not as think as you drunk i am....

"I don't know what you are talking about"

"Cardinal!!! Poke her... with the SOFT CUSIONS!!!!"

"Its not working my lord!"

"Have you got all of the stuffing on one end?!"

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Posted: Written by: roarfire


Who drank too much vodka tonight?

*puts her hands up*

*hic*

Heh...

redface



*glares at Steph*


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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ilsanya


ilsanya

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Location: Tas, Aus

Total posts: 798
Posted:i drunk. its lo.ts of good

Quid Pro Quo
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Dragosani
GOLD Member since Jun 2005

Dragosani

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Posted:WooooHooooo, I've a hangover that's wayyyyyy cool!!!
One hell of a party! Was spinning in middle of city centre. All fun and games untill police arrived...
devil
but they left me off the hook. Thanks guys!!!


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Fine_Rabid_Dog


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Posted:I *wasn't* drunk last night.

Honest.

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The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Asena
GOLD Member since Aug 2005

Asena

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Total posts: 3224
Posted:I tried to get drunk last night... but ended up falling asleep in the chair... lol ah well, I'm getting old now frown

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

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Posted:I feel so left out!

I don't drink frown


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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ilsanya


ilsanya

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Location: Tas, Aus

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Posted:i'll drink for you Neon Shoulin, how about that?/ smile

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Dragosani
GOLD Member since Jun 2005

Dragosani

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Posted:you should Neon!!!!
You'll dry out ubblol


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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

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Posted:That's fine, then I can point and laugh at you when you engage in many embarassing alcohol-induced shenanigans...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Posted:I'm not. You can ask Fire Bunny....if she said "yes" then she is lying...

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Posted:
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oh dear, of all the threads to double-post in...


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Bird
GOLD Member since Aug 2003

Bird

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Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom

Total posts: 6086
Posted:Anyone would think you were having a drink or several!

tongue

hug


My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Posted:Is one bottle one drink?

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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