Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
I live in a world of infinite possibilities.
quote:Does it have to be a golden one?
Originally posted by DeepSoulSheep:
Wear a condom!!!
FYI: I am not Pele. If you wish to reply to me and use a short version of my name, use: PWB.
English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England. - Homer Jay Simpson
Why?
- Alienfox -
A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.
I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.
E pluribus unum, baby.
In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird, now the world is weird and they take prozac to make it normal again.
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Your life is ending one minute at a time...
So live it.
D.B.
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Ship off the starboard! sound general quarters! noise and light discipline! man the cannons! GET ME THE RUM!
Master of the Free Hug Program
quote:not getting any either huh?
Doesn't have´to be golden just make sure it's not expired eh (just threw out a bunch that expired, like, two years ago
quote:except being a good vegan. Should i get a fake one?
6) You can achieve anything if you’re wearing a long black leather trench coat.
Currently on the right side up of the world.
It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.
What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
Only when the last tree has died
and the last river has been poisoned
and the last fish has been caught
will we realise that we
cannot eat money.
Cree Indian, 1909
Pele
Higher, higher burning fire...making music like a choir
"Oooh look! A pub!" -exclaimed after recovering from a stupid fall
"And for the decadence of art, nothing beats a roaring fire." -TMK
Laugh Often, Smile Much, Post lolcats Always
quote:hmm have to be carefull on this one DJ.. you need to put a suitable pause in between the question and the answer.. automatic answering could mean you've not taken enough time to consider the question.. although I'd actually like a honest answer.. having no dress sense and thinking red goes with orange and purple.. some times I need a little help
Originally posted by DJ Dimples [Frost]:
And the most important rule (for us men): Do not hesitate simply say: No you don't look fat in that. *Follow with something sweet or charming*
I honour you as an aspect of myself..
You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..
Every ones a monkey!
Yes even you!
"I don't take drugs. I am drugs" - Salvador Dali
quote:I'm willing to bet about half the people reading this have never worn clean panties.
Originally posted by Pele:
1. Always wear clean panties (who doesn't, that is what I want to know???
Dance like it hurts; Love like you need money; Work like someone is watching.
Never criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you DO criticize them, you are a mile away, and you have their shoes.
"I don't take drugs. I am drugs" - Salvador Dali
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