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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin
Location: , Australia

Total posts: 5635
Posted:Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!

Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!

Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!

Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!

Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????


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FireMikeZ


FireMikeZ

Laguna dude
Location: Laguna, California, US

Total posts: 1438
Posted:Kyri,

on behalf of OF, i got cool wink & pozee pic, not released to all da public yet. . . make me an offer.

Flynt, Boss,

pix are pickin up speed like wildfire! we gotta consider a second merchandise line besides da studflesh, we gotta DEAL IN PHOTOS & other personal items/ memorabilia/ body-scented underwear & stuff! remember in the Female Auction House, someone even said they didn't want the bodies, they just wanted to bid & buy a video, & just watch? we can make da big decision all the tv station execs makin now, porno or not, in a private board room. . . better idea, in a private lil meeting tonight at 11:30 in my crib, Boss, i'll put red rose petals around da candles if ya let me know before the brandy's totally warm. . . if ya can make it, come comfy. . . unless you feel like havin anythin restrictin around your bod. . .


molten cheers,

~ FireMike

FireMikeZ@yahoo.com (personal messages welcome, no promo spam, please!)
Laguna, California, US

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FireMikeZ


FireMikeZ

Laguna dude
Location: Laguna, California, US

Total posts: 1438
Posted:Ray, you just doin a good deed for Spanky, and here he goes & posts up a vid of HIMSELF, too. . .hey, we coulda got BIG COMMISH if this House sold Pay-per-View to that vid Exclusive. . .

Flynt, Boss, we gotta talk BIZ!

[ 29 September 2002, 14:05: Message edited by: FireMike ]


molten cheers,

~ FireMike

FireMikeZ@yahoo.com (personal messages welcome, no promo spam, please!)
Laguna, California, US

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:Kyran, update your location!!!!

-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:Incidentally, my buyer seems to have fled after nyx invaded...I feel abandoned...

Hels? Hels? Am I bought or just leased?


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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FireMikeZ


FireMikeZ

Laguna dude
Location: Laguna, California, US

Total posts: 1438
Posted:gee Mike,

maybe Hels is just out makin more money to put up a higher bid for ya soon?


molten cheers,

~ FireMike

FireMikeZ@yahoo.com (personal messages welcome, no promo spam, please!)
Laguna, California, US

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:quote:Originally posted by FireMike:
gee Mike,

maybe Hels is just out makin more money to put up a higher bid for ya soon?But she bought me...uh...I thought...


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Nyx


enthusiast
Location: NorCal

Total posts: 385
Posted:I invaded....I took Mike...I also stripped Hell's of her clothes, jewelry and available cash.....just because....

....who will be my NEXT victim? Mwahahahahahaha!


"Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals"

~Charles Baudelaire

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Nyx


enthusiast
Location: NorCal

Total posts: 385
Posted:KYRIAN!
You must e-mail me with details of...well, everything since you've been there!!!!
Heard you spoke to my friend...i'll be there in February for a visit!
write, dammit!


"Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals"

~Charles Baudelaire

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pozee
BRONZE Member since Jul 2001

old hand
Location: san diego, USA

Total posts: 886
Posted:hey lady,
i dont have e-mail here but i wil get back you tomorrow night and we will work out the details. cant wai to meet ya.

nyx, all better lady? just do us all a favor. smile that wicked smile of yours...


anyone got a light?

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THE UNITED CHAINS OF FIRE


member
Location: London

Total posts: 192
Posted:I (we) would like to be bidded for by Adren@line....as she is well fit...and we want to know what is in her beachhouse.

Ta-verilly


I don't dance. I move to music - Some dumb schmuck, Blue Peter 16/9/02-------------------This morning, I sat on the TV and I watched the Sofa

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FireMikeZ


FireMikeZ

Laguna dude
Location: Laguna, California, US

Total posts: 1438
Posted:yo yo yo (UNITED CHAINS OF FIRE)

now the merchandise is shouting out of the cages before its hits the block, & trying to sell itself!


molten cheers,

~ FireMike

FireMikeZ@yahoo.com (personal messages welcome, no promo spam, please!)
Laguna, California, US

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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin
Location: , Australia

Total posts: 5635
Posted:rrraaaaaaowwwwwwwl!
ok! so, firstly, TOTAL kudo's to FireMike you lushbucket you, for running the auction in my absence. (not having int. access over the weekend is a real *&$%#@!)

FireMike: Restriction is good. meet you at 7 for Auction Meeting, will bring a nice bottle of red. Candles are also good!

Will do a summary of all bids and biddee's as soon as i've stopped giggling at the past two days posts.

As for Myst. *purrrrrrrrr*growwwwwwl* didnt i say something about all the yummy ones being taken by the time i get back? *sigh*

Note: SmallBoy withdrawn from Auction (shame really!)

thats all for now, will tally everything up, xoxoxxo


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Myst


addict
Location: Oceanside, California, USA

Total posts: 439
Posted:Did someone say playa..I mean Myst..hehe

Its about talent, not make up or costumes.

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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin
Location: , Australia

Total posts: 5635
Posted:*watches Myst walk past...

*watches Myst's ego walk past.......

`


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Raymund Phule (Fireproof)


Raymund Phule (Fireproof)

Enter a "Title" here:
Location: San Diego California

Total posts: 2905
Posted:Rozi might be willing to sell me, for a price!!

Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"

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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin
Location: , Australia

Total posts: 5635
Posted:ooo ooo ooo!

and what price would that be?
and are you defective, is that why she is selling you??
`


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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:quote:Originally posted by Nyx:
I invaded....I took Mike...I also stripped Hell's of her clothes, jewelry and available cash.....just because....

....who will be my NEXT victim? Mwahahahahahaha!Who am I to protest? I'm just an object for sale. Which is sort of fun, I have to say...


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Raymund Phule (Fireproof)


Raymund Phule (Fireproof)

Enter a "Title" here:
Location: San Diego California

Total posts: 2905
Posted:*Looks down* Hell no I aint defective, the is a business woman she is all about making a profit!! It is up to yall two to descuss a price I am just the merchandise!

Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"

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BurningByron


member
Location: Australia

Total posts: 340
Posted:Ok its about time I took advantage of my fine physique and sexual prowess within this auction, besides I need to increase my earning potential if I want to by my 1958 Triumph Spitfire.

Well ladies what do you have to offer taking into account that vegemite is not a valid form of payment. Oh and Flynt I dont accept in depth discussions on the workings of the universe as a valid form of currency either although any expression found in my email account from your wonderful self would make my day brighter, hint hint


HOW TO FLY 101:
step 1. Throw your self at the ground.
step 2. Miss.

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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin
Location: , Australia

Total posts: 5635
Posted:shucks....

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Myst


addict
Location: Oceanside, California, USA

Total posts: 439
Posted:that wasnt my Ego you were watchin flynt..hehe Im kidding. Its cause Im spanish isnt it...always h8in on the spaniards. Im just a fuzzy wittle bunny...anyone want to cuddle (not you cassandra, I got suckered into a kid last time we cuddled)

-Eric


Its about talent, not make up or costumes.

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Myst


addict
Location: Oceanside, California, USA

Total posts: 439
Posted:P.S. tell the little blue bastard I love him

signedX Daddy


Its about talent, not make up or costumes.

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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin
Location: , Australia

Total posts: 5635
Posted:whaaa?
whats being spanish got to do with how many eggs you can fit in a chinaman???

ummmm
` at you and your ego!
oh
can i have a cuddle tho?
`
*hopeful grin*


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Myst


addict
Location: Oceanside, California, USA

Total posts: 439
Posted:sorry flynt..I believe you are taken by RAY...so I can not cuddle or it would break an ordinace...check with fireMike for exsact section/line/sentance numbers. otherwise..I would. Ohhh..n/m my Ego's to big for that...Darn.

Its about talent, not make up or costumes.

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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin
Location: , Australia

Total posts: 5635
Posted:ahhhhhhh Myst, perhaps you understand the purpose of the Auctions.
You see... Here at The Official Male HoP Auction, i am the Auctioneer. FireMike is my righthandman, `

And, i may perhaps be taken by Ray in the Official Female HoP Auction, but that by no means that i cannot bid on the Male Auction

so gimme a cuddle! LOL


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Raymund Phule (Fireproof)


Raymund Phule (Fireproof)

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Location: San Diego California

Total posts: 2905
Posted:I would allow you to bid, but that would make me jelous. Sorry dear.

Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"

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adren@line


member
Location: Hobart, Tasmania, Australia

Total posts: 249
Posted:hehehe (6)
*eye glints with knowledge of power*
wouldnt you like to know....

i have a bit of a situation here, ive almost been taken by mikeginny on the female auction, and United Chains here, so what am i to do?!?! does anyone else see any harm in having both?

lets just say my beach house involves lotsa glitter, chocolate body paint and every fourth song i play is loveshack because it should be the world anthem. then there is the back room...


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FireMikeZ


FireMikeZ

Laguna dude
Location: Laguna, California, US

Total posts: 1438
Posted:AUCTIONHOUSE MERCHANDISE LOG NOTES

ITEM #1167 Raymund Phule
ITEM #2076 BurningByron

solutions to claims about both items' sexual organic fitness: attach probes & meters to both items' organs & measure responses to sensual tests. biopsy or semen sample eruption necessary for sperm count check? no, but perhaps for force & quantity of ejaculation, test results can be specified in the Catalog

FOREIGN LANGUAGES

we speak many dialects, in order to better serve our patrons, and care for our inventory.

for example, in response to:

(PROSPECTIVE) ITEM # 299 Myst,

"playa dogg, we lay it down witchoo!"

& to

ITEM #1429 THE UNITED CHAINS OF FIRE,

"verily indeed, yeah, ta-verilly, what?"

& to

BIDDER #1722 adren@line,

"ONE-NIGHT ONLY! MIDNIGHT MADNESS SALE at the Official Home of Poi Male Auction House on all Boudoir Delight items, including scrumptious edible body lotions, edible undergear, and our whole rack of seductive tunes, on all media, from romantic to hot! hot! hot! to downright slutty! Bring this coupon to the check-out for instant savings of 30%, and if you say the magic words, "flint me a hottie," we'll give you an extra 15% off any item of your choice!"


molten cheers,

~ FireMike

FireMikeZ@yahoo.com (personal messages welcome, no promo spam, please!)
Laguna, California, US

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Raymund Phule (Fireproof)


Raymund Phule (Fireproof)

Enter a "Title" here:
Location: San Diego California

Total posts: 2905
Posted:I am only for sale if Rozi wishes it, and I am not damaged goods and will not be!!

Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"

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SmallBoy - x


SmallBoy - x

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London

Total posts: 2737
Posted:300 posts, and like we're worth it too - honest.......

Small Lardy Person In Disguise

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