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Location: The Phire Kru
As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.
[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]
whats up with all the limitations?
385 posts
Location: Near Portsmouth, UK
Written by: pass_the_pig
a magic lamp, a randy guinnie pig, a hearty breakfast and a boxing frog pen for the vampiric brewer
You have more than tempted me with the randy guinea pig... A boxing frog pen has me almost sold too....
†.You've got invisible fangs and cherry nun bangs,
Your erotic cabaret is non stop
You're wearing too many belts
And I bet they leave welts
Shut up and dance cause I wanna pop.†
master of disaster
3,354 posts
Location: New York, USA
do you have both vampire hunter d and bloodlust.......?
kyrian: I've felt your finger connect with me many times
lou kitten: sneaky little meatball..
ezz: please corrupt me more
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Ooh! MiG! that offer is nice competition for Puk's! oh no! i can't decide!
Bobo, i'd love a little orange thing, but there just isnt any room on my mantlepiece
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
385 posts
Location: Near Portsmouth, UK
I think I'm gonna have to accept the randy guinea pig offer if there are no other takers?
†.You've got invisible fangs and cherry nun bangs,
Your erotic cabaret is non stop
You're wearing too many belts
And I bet they leave welts
Shut up and dance cause I wanna pop.†
60 posts
boo yer, I always new the migit pig would take me to the top
I took my harp ta party, but no body asked me to play, so I took harp home again
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
what if i threw in half of however much kero i have at any time, many fun drunken escapades to the city, massages and/or foot rubs, and free IT support. plus a whole lot of mp3s?
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
well now that you bring massages into the equation.......
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
3,777 posts
Location: brizvegas, Australia
no rougie!! hold out for more!!
*rolls around laughing a lot*
do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!
if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!
smile! :grin: it confuses people!
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
but there are massages on offer! MASSAGES i tell you! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
i'll even try to dig up the oil. if not, it's deep heat for your back. ouchies
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
suitable for vegetarians
300 posts
Location: Leeds, UK
*pengwino creeps in quietly*
if i put myself up for auction would anyone bid for me?
can't cook but would make a good companion - and have huge cd and penguin collections
animals who are not penguins can only wish they were
Pooh-Bah
2,014 posts
Location: Galveston, TX, USA
Sounds good to me...
Maybe I'll offer myself up as well..I can cook, have a crappy CD collection, but can make you a nice quilt to snuggle under. Any takers?
60 posts
nice food and a cuddly quilt, well then I just have to offer you mouse trap (the game, not the incredibly in-humain thing), some top trump cars, a key I found that may or may not be to a box of burried treassure, and..........erm.........the world, if ya want i guess I could go halfs or sumfin with you.
I took my harp ta party, but no body asked me to play, so I took harp home again
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
pengwino, do you have Tux, the official linux penguin?
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
suitable for vegetarians
300 posts
Location: Leeds, UK
No MiG, sadly I don't! I do have at least 28 others though (just the ones I counted on my shelf - I have more!)
Did I mention I can also play piano, dye hair and list the solar system planets in order?
animals who are not penguins can only wish they were
81 posts
Location: Merced, Ca, usa
i sold me soul to the devil long ago, & he makes me play with fire...
fire is the light that shines in all of us. Be sure your light shines brightly wherever you go.
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
*bump*
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
Sweet talented nutter
2,615 posts
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia
Who can we bid for ?.
that shrewd and knavish sprite
Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy
I am the merry wander of the night -puk
A Meerkat that eats chicken
194 posts
Location: Cambridge UK
I am so confused,,,,,BUT i want in ....i hear auction and female i love it..i once got £45 for myself in a charity auction at school.
883 posts
Location: Stevenage
I'm not so appealing, but I'm hoping the surprise of me actually being on HoP for a change is enough to boost my chances at making some money
Hellooooooooooo I am awake!!!!!! Monkeys monkeys and bananas
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
*first visit to this thread* Are you running out of people to auction yet??? xxx
tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK
i bid on vixen!
any advance?
Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!
trusty sidekick to superman
799 posts
Location: oxford, england, uk
il bid on vixon too!
shes an oxfordshire lass so cant be bad! i bid a packet of skittles, a home made banana youghurt and honey milkshake, and a Ben E King album. and im also offering myself.....ive just made 26 muffins, im a snuggly-aholic. OOH! and ive got 5 colours in my hair (im the girl from the busted song! o yeah!)
x
Livin' on dreams and custard creams
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
hehe stroo you silly willy.... thats not Busted its McFly!!!! ... can u really make banana yogurt (PM me the recipie!!!)
tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.
lapsed spinner
412 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland
Hi
You seem kind of short on lots, so...who wants a 25 year old Irish girl, currently wandering the US, soon to be in Fiji and then New Zealand. Makes good brownies and currently smells slightly of plums having spent the day crushing plums for brandy.
Any takers?
Helen
Helen_of_Poi
EJC Ireland 2006 Organisational Team
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
I didnt hear Vixen put herself up for Auction.
Thus.. you cant bid on her.
and I have first Dibs anyway.
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
dibs are on a stricly first come first served basis.
you can have first light, first blood and be first-eee on hot days but dibs are non-claimable in here
"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Poo.
Can I dress Durbs up in a wig, dress and make up and bid on him?
lapsed spinner
412 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland
Am i not even worth a half eaten piece of toast?
- crawls back under her rock -
Helen_of_Poi
EJC Ireland 2006 Organisational Team
trusty sidekick to superman
799 posts
Location: oxford, england, uk
il even pay a full peice of toast for you baby! might have to be cold tho....
Livin' on dreams and custard creams
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