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Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.

[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]

whats up with all the limitations?


Stormy, Queen of VodkaThe HoP Industrial Rainbow Fairy
385 posts
Location: Near Portsmouth, UK


Posted:
I'll give it a whirl, even though Seraphire won't approve haha ubblol 17, female, Poi and ribbon spinner, also learning staff, loud, mad, happy, friendly, convinced the world is out to get me and loving rock, metal, goth, and chillout and trance music. Voila!

†.You've got invisible fangs and cherry nun bangs,
Your erotic cabaret is non stop
You're wearing too many belts
And I bet they leave welts
Shut up and dance cause I wanna pop.†


Fleancejourneyman
99 posts
Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia


Posted:
Hmmmm.....Loud, mad, happy and freindly you say. I was kinda looking for quiet, boring, sad and unfreindly.....you know the basic Psycho hose beast i usually attract.
BUT, i will bid a set of giutar strings, my didgeridoo and a massage.

this is soo exciting.....i hope i win.

I don't care who you vote for

Just don't vote for the guy who likes war, destruction and earning money over earning respect.


FruleinFireotographer on Hiatus
284 posts
Location: Cork, Ireland


Posted:
Written by: Patrick King of the Badgers


I'll start the bidding for Fraulein with a nice foot massage! wink




Aaawww Patrick, that's sweet but I know you can do better than that. Actually it needs a little bit more than that to buy (and own wink) me!! ubblol

"I see," said the blind man.


AnonymousPLATINUM Member


Posted:
Ok, ok! Myste and I can come up with a nice little maids uniform for you! wink

FruleinFireotographer on Hiatus
284 posts
Location: Cork, Ireland


Posted:
redface Okay.... wink ubblol

"I see," said the blind man.


ado-pGOLD Member
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland


Posted:
i'll bid a half a packet of biscuits and a happy meal for you frauelein... smile

Love is the law.


FruleinFireotographer on Hiatus
284 posts
Location: Cork, Ireland


Posted:
I assume that's all you have at the moment? wink How are you? Why are you in front of the PC!??! ubblol Okay, I go into the male auction now, because I put something nice for you together...

"I see," said the blind man.


Wizz-er-pops
206 posts
Location: UK


Posted:
Can I have the attention back here now please! I would like to put myself up for auction as none of you know me. That makes me a mystery. Slim, blond, blue eyed girl with a love for poi, pool and peacocks..

Anyone?????

Poi... it's an obsession.


nativeSILVER Member
sleeping with angels
508 posts
Location: anaheim CA usa


Posted:
well no offence not big on blonds but will still bid i gallon of white gas

SLEEP WITH ANGELS muckieha


Fleancejourneyman
99 posts
Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia


Posted:
Peacock's hey.
In that case i bid my travel copy of cluedo and a lifetime supply of Hockey Sticks

I don't care who you vote for

Just don't vote for the guy who likes war, destruction and earning money over earning respect.


Stormy, Queen of VodkaThe HoP Industrial Rainbow Fairy
385 posts
Location: Near Portsmouth, UK


Posted:
Written by: Fleance


...BUT, i will bid a set of giutar strings, my didgeridoo and a massage.

this is soo exciting.....i hope i win.




Hehe, well you're the only one to bid at the moment, so you might well do ubbloco

†.You've got invisible fangs and cherry nun bangs,
Your erotic cabaret is non stop
You're wearing too many belts
And I bet they leave welts
Shut up and dance cause I wanna pop.†


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
*contemplates putting myself up to auction to see what im worth*
hmmmm...

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


PukSILVER Member
Sweet talented nutter
2,615 posts
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia


Posted:
(you'll be worth at least 10 liters of Twirlage fuel 20 massages 35 dropbear hugs )And one full nights converstaion about life

that shrewd and knavish sprite

Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy

I am the merry wander of the night -puk


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
well i do have to admit, the first offer sounds very nice indeed!
will there be any advances on Puk's offer?

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Wizz-er-pops
206 posts
Location: UK


Posted:
Come on... I run a pub. How cool, is that! It may mean free alcohol! And I am uber flexible with means that I can fit into a very small box -which is nice.

Poi... it's an obsession.


griffinfeminine tiddly pom
505 posts
Location: cambs england


Posted:
yer..is there a level of femininity needed to enter oneself into this auction, or is anyone allowed to sell themselves to strangers? biggrin

in state of metamorphosis


pass_the_pigjourneyman
60 posts

Posted:
in a small box!!!!! That'd b bloody handy, you could be like a favourite toy, I bid all the lego you can handle, not 5 but 6 magic beans and a fruit that may or may not be an apple. But you can trade it all in for whats inside the box!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

I took my harp ta party, but no body asked me to play, so I took harp home again


BirdGOLD Member
now available in "advanced"
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom


Posted:
puk, I'll see your 10 liters of Twirlage fuel 20 massages 35 dropbear hugs and one full nights converstaion about life, and I'll raise you 5 (yes 5) whole artificial Mexican Jumping beans! wink

My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."


PukSILVER Member
Sweet talented nutter
2,615 posts
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia


Posted:
Hows about i raise you 20 good mournig meals in bed (BIG DEAL FOR ME I work till about 4 oclock or so)
Meet your jumping beans (even thought i've got more energy)
And the sights of my familes beautiful properity

that shrewd and knavish sprite

Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy

I am the merry wander of the night -puk


PukSILVER Member
Sweet talented nutter
2,615 posts
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia


Posted:
And not forgetting the chance to get know ME!

that shrewd and knavish sprite

Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy

I am the merry wander of the night -puk


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
Puk, your offer is sounding damn nice! particularly those good morning meals in bed! ubblove

and griffin, i dont think there is a certain level of femininity required! at least...i hope not! or my bidders might get a shock! ubblol

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


griffinfeminine tiddly pom
505 posts
Location: cambs england


Posted:
biggrin well i think you look like belle from beauty and the beast, so you're very feminine!

in state of metamorphosis


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
ubblol

why thankyou griffin redface

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
rouge, im going to have to bid a week or two of fruit picking, a shoulder to cry on whenever needed and a lift in to f'wirling every friday.

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


Stormy, Queen of VodkaThe HoP Industrial Rainbow Fairy
385 posts
Location: Near Portsmouth, UK


Posted:
Well, I come free with cable tv, as much alcohol as you can drink, a car, plenty of money and a dinky little red car to cart all the toys you could imagine hehehe

I think that sounds like a pretty cool deal, plus, I have just about every vampire-oriented film on DVD muahahaha ubblol

Any takers?

†.You've got invisible fangs and cherry nun bangs,
Your erotic cabaret is non stop
You're wearing too many belts
And I bet they leave welts
Shut up and dance cause I wanna pop.†


Mags The JediGOLD Member
Fool
2,020 posts
Location: Cornwall, UK


Posted:
*is tempted by the vampire movies*

"I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift. We paid the cover charge of life, we were born."

Bill Hicks, February 1988


AnonymousPLATINUM Member


Posted:
Do you have the Fearless Vampire-Hunters???

pass_the_pigjourneyman
60 posts

Posted:
a magic lamp, a randy guinnie pig, a hearty breakfast and a boxing frog pen for the vampiric brewer

I took my harp ta party, but no body asked me to play, so I took harp home again


flash fireBRONZE Member
Sporadically Prodigal
2,758 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia


Posted:
Written by: Mags The Jedi


*is tempted by the vampire movies*




Hi Mags! I've just started reading your diary in the introduction section (fantastic with a morning cuppa), and I am amused at this, considering the whole bitey-girl thing. ubblol

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OrangeBoboSILVER Member
veteran
1,389 posts
Location: Guelph, ON, Canada


Posted:
No one wants an little orange thing frown

Ah well, more for ME then biggrin

~ Bobo

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fragst mich, wo wir gewesen sind...
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