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Kurobei


member
Location: The Phire Kru

Total posts: 786
Posted:As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.

[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]


whats up with all the limitations?

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Stormy, Queen of Vodka


Stormy, Queen of Vodka

The HoP Industrial Rainbow Fairy
Location: Near Portsmouth, UK

Total posts: 385
Posted:I'll give it a whirl, even though Seraphire won't approve haha ubblol 17, female, Poi and ribbon spinner, also learning staff, loud, mad, happy, friendly, convinced the world is out to get me and loving rock, metal, goth, and chillout and trance music. Voila!

.You've got invisible fangs and cherry nun bangs,
Your erotic cabaret is non stop
You're wearing too many belts
And I bet they leave welts
Shut up and dance cause I wanna pop.

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Fleance


journeyman
Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia

Total posts: 99
Posted:Hmmmm.....Loud, mad, happy and freindly you say. I was kinda looking for quiet, boring, sad and unfreindly.....you know the basic Psycho hose beast i usually attract.
BUT, i will bid a set of giutar strings, my didgeridoo and a massage.

this is soo exciting.....i hope i win.


I don't care who you vote for

Just don't vote for the guy who likes war, destruction and earning money over earning respect.

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Frulein


Frulein

Fireotographer on Hiatus
Location: Cork, Ireland

Total posts: 284
Posted:Written by: Patrick King of the Badgers

I'll start the bidding for Fraulein with a nice foot massage! wink



Aaawww Patrick, that's sweet but I know you can do better than that. Actually it needs a little bit more than that to buy (and own wink) me!! ubblol


"I see," said the blind man.

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Posted:Ok, ok! Myste and I can come up with a nice little maids uniform for you! wink

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Frulein


Frulein

Fireotographer on Hiatus
Location: Cork, Ireland

Total posts: 284
Posted:redface Okay.... wink ubblol

"I see," said the blind man.

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ado-p
GOLD Member since May 2004

ado-p

Pirate Ninja
Location: Galway/Ireland

Total posts: 3882
Posted:i'll bid a half a packet of biscuits and a happy meal for you frauelein... smile

Love is the law.

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Frulein


Frulein

Fireotographer on Hiatus
Location: Cork, Ireland

Total posts: 284
Posted:I assume that's all you have at the moment? wink How are you? Why are you in front of the PC!??! ubblol Okay, I go into the male auction now, because I put something nice for you together...

"I see," said the blind man.

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Wizz


-er-pops
Location: UK

Total posts: 206
Posted:Can I have the attention back here now please! I would like to put myself up for auction as none of you know me. That makes me a mystery. Slim, blond, blue eyed girl with a love for poi, pool and peacocks..

Anyone?????


Poi... it's an obsession.

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native
SILVER Member since Jun 2004

native

sleeping with angels
Location: anaheim CA usa

Total posts: 508
Posted:well no offence not big on blonds but will still bid i gallon of white gas

SLEEP WITH ANGELS muckieha

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Fleance


journeyman
Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia

Total posts: 99
Posted:Peacock's hey.
In that case i bid my travel copy of cluedo and a lifetime supply of Hockey Sticks


I don't care who you vote for

Just don't vote for the guy who likes war, destruction and earning money over earning respect.

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Stormy, Queen of Vodka


Stormy, Queen of Vodka

The HoP Industrial Rainbow Fairy
Location: Near Portsmouth, UK

Total posts: 385
Posted:Written by: Fleance

...BUT, i will bid a set of giutar strings, my didgeridoo and a massage.

this is soo exciting.....i hope i win.



Hehe, well you're the only one to bid at the moment, so you might well do ubbloco


.You've got invisible fangs and cherry nun bangs,
Your erotic cabaret is non stop
You're wearing too many belts
And I bet they leave welts
Shut up and dance cause I wanna pop.

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:*contemplates putting myself up to auction to see what im worth*
hmmmm...


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Puk
SILVER Member since Aug 2002

Puk

Sweet talented nutter
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia

Total posts: 2615
Posted:(you'll be worth at least 10 liters of Twirlage fuel 20 massages 35 dropbear hugs )And one full nights converstaion about life

that shrewd and knavish sprite

Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy

I am the merry wander of the night -puk

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:well i do have to admit, the first offer sounds very nice indeed!
will there be any advances on Puk's offer?


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Wizz


-er-pops
Location: UK

Total posts: 206
Posted:Come on... I run a pub. How cool, is that! It may mean free alcohol! And I am uber flexible with means that I can fit into a very small box -which is nice.

Poi... it's an obsession.

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griffin


griffin

feminine tiddly pom
Location: cambs england

Total posts: 505
Posted:yer..is there a level of femininity needed to enter oneself into this auction, or is anyone allowed to sell themselves to strangers? biggrin

in state of metamorphosis

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pass_the_pig


pass_the_pig

journeyman


Total posts: 60
Posted:in a small box!!!!! That'd b bloody handy, you could be like a favourite toy, I bid all the lego you can handle, not 5 but 6 magic beans and a fruit that may or may not be an apple. But you can trade it all in for whats inside the box!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

I took my harp ta party, but no body asked me to play, so I took harp home again

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Bird
GOLD Member since Aug 2003

Bird

now available in "advanced"
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom

Total posts: 6086
Posted:puk, I'll see your 10 liters of Twirlage fuel 20 massages 35 dropbear hugs and one full nights converstaion about life, and I'll raise you 5 (yes 5) whole artificial Mexican Jumping beans! wink

My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

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Puk
SILVER Member since Aug 2002

Puk

Sweet talented nutter
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia

Total posts: 2615
Posted:Hows about i raise you 20 good mournig meals in bed (BIG DEAL FOR ME I work till about 4 oclock or so)
Meet your jumping beans (even thought i've got more energy)
And the sights of my familes beautiful properity


that shrewd and knavish sprite

Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy

I am the merry wander of the night -puk

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Puk
SILVER Member since Aug 2002

Puk

Sweet talented nutter
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia

Total posts: 2615
Posted:And not forgetting the chance to get know ME!

that shrewd and knavish sprite

Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy

I am the merry wander of the night -puk

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:Puk, your offer is sounding damn nice! particularly those good morning meals in bed! ubblove

and griffin, i dont think there is a certain level of femininity required! at least...i hope not! or my bidders might get a shock! ubblol


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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griffin


griffin

feminine tiddly pom
Location: cambs england

Total posts: 505
Posted:biggrin well i think you look like belle from beauty and the beast, so you're very feminine!

in state of metamorphosis

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:ubblol

why thankyou griffin redface


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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MiG
GOLD Member since Apr 2004

MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia

Total posts: 3415
Posted:rouge, im going to have to bid a week or two of fruit picking, a shoulder to cry on whenever needed and a lift in to f'wirling every friday.

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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Stormy, Queen of Vodka


Stormy, Queen of Vodka

The HoP Industrial Rainbow Fairy
Location: Near Portsmouth, UK

Total posts: 385
Posted:Well, I come free with cable tv, as much alcohol as you can drink, a car, plenty of money and a dinky little red car to cart all the toys you could imagine hehehe

I think that sounds like a pretty cool deal, plus, I have just about every vampire-oriented film on DVD muahahaha ubblol

Any takers?


.You've got invisible fangs and cherry nun bangs,
Your erotic cabaret is non stop
You're wearing too many belts
And I bet they leave welts
Shut up and dance cause I wanna pop.

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Mags The Jedi
GOLD Member since May 2004

Mags The Jedi

Fool
Location: Cornwall, UK

Total posts: 2020
Posted:*is tempted by the vampire movies*

"I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift. We paid the cover charge of life, we were born."

Bill Hicks, February 1988

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Posted:Do you have the Fearless Vampire-Hunters???

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pass_the_pig


pass_the_pig

journeyman


Total posts: 60
Posted:a magic lamp, a randy guinnie pig, a hearty breakfast and a boxing frog pen for the vampiric brewer

I took my harp ta party, but no body asked me to play, so I took harp home again

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flash fire
BRONZE Member since Jan 2001

flash fire

Sporadically Prodigal
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia

Total posts: 2758
Posted:Written by: Mags The Jedi

*is tempted by the vampire movies*



Hi Mags! I've just started reading your diary in the introduction section (fantastic with a morning cuppa), and I am amused at this, considering the whole bitey-girl thing. ubblol


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OrangeBobo
SILVER Member since Nov 2003

OrangeBobo

veteran
Location: Guelph, ON, Canada

Total posts: 1389
Posted:No one wants an little orange thing frown

Ah well, more for ME then biggrin

~ Bobo


wie weit, wie weit noch?
fragst mich, wo wir gewesen sind...
du fehlst hier

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