• All Purchases made this month instantly go into the draw to win a USD $ 100.00 credit to your HoP account.
 

Forums > Social Chat > The Official Male HoP Auction!

Login/Join to Participate
Page: 1...1718192021...84
Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin
Location: , Australia

Total posts: 5635
Posted:Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!

Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!

Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!

Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!

Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????


Currently on the right side up of the world.

Delete Topic

Deep


member
Location: UK Lincolnshire

Total posts: 68
Posted:who cares what type it is......................
any stir fry is good stir fry

i will need at least three a day though!

beep


Delete

Kyrian


Dreamer
Location: York, England

Total posts: 4308
Posted:Hmmm..... Cantus? care to drop me a line big bro?

Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive

Shalom VeAhavah

New Hampshire has a point....

Delete

Kittytheravequeen


member
Location: down the bottom of the garden,...

Total posts: 285
Posted:he he yeah i think i can manage three a day

i'll draw you a picture ill draw it with a twist ill draw it with a razorblade ill draw it on my wrist and if i do it right a red fountain will appear washing away my sorrow washing away my fear

Delete

Kittytheravequeen


member
Location: down the bottom of the garden,...

Total posts: 285
Posted:he he yeah i think i can manage it three times a day

i'll draw you a picture ill draw it with a twist ill draw it with a razorblade ill draw it on my wrist and if i do it right a red fountain will appear washing away my sorrow washing away my fear

Delete

Kurobei


member
Location: The Phire Kru

Total posts: 786
Posted:Sounds like there could be some action going on here.......can I join in?

whats up with all the limitations?

Delete

Helz Bellz
SILVER Member since Aug 2002

lovin' it...
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom

Total posts: 2444
Posted:quote:Originally posted by MikeGinny:
Well, you own me, so you don't need to repay me (as long as you pay the price you agreed to pay).

Now, if you WANT to repay me...I'm all yours. I DO want to repay you, really really do

But first can you give me a big hug, play with my hair for a bit, and give me a little kiss on the forehead...or something along those lines??



Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader

Delete

Bram....


member
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess

Total posts: 1551
Posted:what is wrong with CoF

You. Its whats for dinner!

As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.

The wave crashing on the beach

Delete

Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:quote:Originally posted by Hels Bells:
me a big hug, play with my hair for a bit, and give me a little kiss on the forehead...or something along those lines??

Awwww...

What's got you down? * brings a cup of tea *


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

Delete

Helz Bellz
SILVER Member since Aug 2002

lovin' it...
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom

Total posts: 2444
Posted:Hey - Mike G
Just had a shit day at work that all - needed a hug, and I JUST LOVE to have my hair played with. Always makes me go weak at the knees.

I'm on my way home now - so if you could have the dinner and a bath ready for me when I get there that'd be great !!

H
xx


Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader

Delete

Kittytheravequeen


member
Location: down the bottom of the garden,...

Total posts: 285
Posted:nuthin especially wrong with CoF just not my cupa tea but if u like them thats kewl with me
i hurt my finger *sob*


i'll draw you a picture ill draw it with a twist ill draw it with a razorblade ill draw it on my wrist and if i do it right a red fountain will appear washing away my sorrow washing away my fear

Delete

Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:quote:Originally posted by Hels Bells:
Hey - Mike G
Just had a shit day at work that all - needed a hug, and I JUST LOVE to have my hair played with. Always makes me go weak at the knees.

I'm on my way home now - so if you could have the dinner and a bath ready for me when I get there that'd be great !!

H
xxComfort food?


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

Delete

Pele
BRONZE Member since Dec 2000

Pele

the henna lady
Location: WNY, USA

Total posts: 6193
Posted:quote:Originally posted by Pele:
but that still leaves me with what's in room number two:

10 Lbs. rum soaked chocolates
Whipped cream (always have room for this!)
Soft deer hide manacles, complete with wrought iron bed frame
All over body lotion, edible for a licking good massage (one per night please)
And a 4 person hot tub.
50 hand made, delicately scented candles

Oh and I almost forgot the 4 casks of delicious Vampire brand (my favorite) Lambrusco wine...always good for a freshly purchase bed knave.

Mr. Auctioneer sir, I finally decided I wish this bid to go for the fresh meat...er...I meen Mr. Deep.

He sounds positively scrumptious! *rubbing hands together, anxiously licking lips*

MikeG...don't forget to be at my place on Weds. Bright and squirrely. I want to get my fill before I have to return you on Thursday.

Now who owns Ray and Cass? Cass is my soon to be wife, and no one informed me of her sale, especially in this auction house. And as for Ray, I will haggle for him (or wrestle as the case may be )


Pele
Higher, higher burning fire...making music like a choir
"Oooh look! A pub!" -exclaimed after recovering from a stupid fall
"And for the decadence of art, nothing beats a roaring fire." -TMK

Delete

Kittytheravequeen


member
Location: down the bottom of the garden,...

Total posts: 285
Posted:noooooooo pele i will out bid u for deep if its the last thing i do!!! mwa ha ha ha

ps feel my wrath!!


i'll draw you a picture ill draw it with a twist ill draw it with a razorblade ill draw it on my wrist and if i do it right a red fountain will appear washing away my sorrow washing away my fear

Delete

Bram....


member
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess

Total posts: 1551
Posted:hmmm, I put myself back up for auction, as it has been 48 hrs. and Adren@line has yet to claim me. under section C #10957363525438939: If property is not picked with in 48 hrs. property is subject to be resold.

You. Its whats for dinner!

As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.

The wave crashing on the beach

Delete

Pele
BRONZE Member since Dec 2000

Pele

the henna lady
Location: WNY, USA

Total posts: 6193
Posted:No need to go that far Miss Kitty. I can forgoe deep if I can have Bram. All these men are of fine, fine quality... besides, as evidence of my agreement over MikeG, I am not adverse to sharing.

Pele
Higher, higher burning fire...making music like a choir
"Oooh look! A pub!" -exclaimed after recovering from a stupid fall
"And for the decadence of art, nothing beats a roaring fire." -TMK

Delete

Helz Bellz
SILVER Member since Aug 2002

lovin' it...
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom

Total posts: 2444
Posted:MikeG - Comfort food would be perfect. Thank you

oooh and THEN will you play with my hair????



Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader

Delete

Kittytheravequeen


member
Location: down the bottom of the garden,...

Total posts: 285
Posted:hmmm yes pele i would be open to sharing the lovely young deep, its ok you can have bram, we'd only argue over CoF
luv kitty


i'll draw you a picture ill draw it with a twist ill draw it with a razorblade ill draw it on my wrist and if i do it right a red fountain will appear washing away my sorrow washing away my fear

Delete

Deep


member
Location: UK Lincolnshire

Total posts: 68
Posted:sharing huh?
i like the sound of this! he he he



its looking like you got me Kitty I hope you realise what you're letting yourself in for
beep.


Delete

Kittytheravequeen


member
Location: down the bottom of the garden,...

Total posts: 285
Posted:he he dont be so sure deep, ill have u wrapped round my lil'finger in no time using my womanly ways and skilled stir frys!!
luv kitty


i'll draw you a picture ill draw it with a twist ill draw it with a razorblade ill draw it on my wrist and if i do it right a red fountain will appear washing away my sorrow washing away my fear

Delete

Deep


member
Location: UK Lincolnshire

Total posts: 68
Posted:doubt it!!

Delete

Kittytheravequeen


member
Location: down the bottom of the garden,...

Total posts: 285
Posted:well we'll just have to wait and see then wont we?!

i'll draw you a picture ill draw it with a twist ill draw it with a razorblade ill draw it on my wrist and if i do it right a red fountain will appear washing away my sorrow washing away my fear

Delete

Helz Bellz
SILVER Member since Aug 2002

lovin' it...
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom

Total posts: 2444
Posted:Found this in the deep, dark hole of HOP archives...

quote:Originally posted by Hels Bells:
MikeG - where have you been?
I see I'm gonna have to keep my eye on you! except for wednesday's when you're with Pele

I'm going to unchain you (just for the time being though). Well I think the airlines might think it a little odd if you're all chained up. Yep that's right, I'm flying you over to London, then I can start on all those foot massages I promised. Then you in turn are going to show me everything you have learnt in class...oh yes you are!

Got your passport??

Oh how life has a mysterious way of mirroring fantasy....cos Mike IS coming to London....

oh the fun we'll have

[ 29. January 2003, 04:41: Message edited by: Hels Bells ]


Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader

Delete

Bram....


member
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess

Total posts: 1551
Posted:*sits gnawing on the floor, waiting for Pele to pick him up*

You. Its whats for dinner!

As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.

The wave crashing on the beach

Delete

Bram....


member
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess

Total posts: 1551
Posted:I bid 40 cases of Nutella for Lightning

You. Its whats for dinner!

As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.

The wave crashing on the beach

Delete

Dunc
GOLD Member since Aug 2003

Dunc

playing the days away
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingd...

Total posts: 7263
Posted:BUMP!!!



And remember women & men are welcome to bid for Bugs Booty wink biggrin



*realises details really should be present*



I'm tall (6'4") and handsome (unmeasurable!)

I can cook well (mostly Veggie food) and keep a good home.

I spin poi and I'm learning Meteor.

I hav a dirty mind but respect others limits (yet to find pounces!! ubblol)

I like discussions and debates but hate arguments

I have very large hands so obviously that means...I wear very large gloves.

I like to dress nice with the odd touch of make-up/nail varnish to express my feminine side!

I'm fully house trained

I was once described as a Rock, but not the Gnor sort.

I have a large collection of VW toys some of which are very old

I have a large collection of VW's some of which are very old too!!


EDITED_BY: Custom Bug (1076520276)


Let's relight this forum ubblove

Delete

pounce
SILVER Member since Jan 2003

pounce

All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all a...

Total posts: 9831
Posted:ooh! sweet!

ok i bid 2 tattoo pics, 1 piercing pic, and 5 butt wiggles for bug


I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

Delete

The_Pirate_Dyke_Boy


The_Pirate_Dyke_Boy

HOP Lord of the Pirate Admiralty
Location: Canterbury, UK

Total posts: 1079
Posted:ooo can get sold?

i always wnted to see my worth...
i can cook, i know basic first aid, handy around the house n wiv a camera, good wiv kids, the parents love me, and i can row lika mofo(???).

erm... and im good for straight and gay women!

damn that all sounds so arrogant, pounce, sell me please!


D.B.
X x X x X

Ship off the starboard! sound general quarters! noise and light discipline! man the cannons! GET ME THE RUM!

Master of the Free Hug Program

Delete

pounce
SILVER Member since Jan 2003

pounce

All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all a...

Total posts: 9831
Posted:ubblol

ok i bid 1 home-cooked meal, 1 cuddling on the couch while watching a movie, and 4 roses on DB!


I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

Delete

FireSpirit
SILVER Member since Mar 2001

FireSpirit

Classic 90's Fire Dancer... Poi, Staff, Doubles, and Breathing
Location: South Lake Tahoe, USA

Total posts: 743
Posted:Im feeling a bit left out and Lonely confused. And Im as single as they come biggrin

Oooooh, Ooooh Pick me, Pick me!


FIRE IS ALIVE!
IT LIVES AND BREATHS!
IT CONSUMES, AND DISTROYS!
BUT WE CONTROL IT,
AND DANCE WITH FIRE!!

Delete

Narr


Narr

(*) (*) .. for the gnor ;)
Location: sitting on the step

Total posts: 2568
Posted:okay i bid a box of ahoy cookies, some oreos, a camel and two goats for firespirit biggrin

she who sees from up high smiles

Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*

Delete

Page: 1...1718192021...84

Similar Topics

Using the keywords [official male auction] we found the following similar topics.
1. Forums > The Official Male HoP Auction! [2,505 replies]
2. Forums > The official HOP juggling I just learnt a new move thread [2,456 replies]
3. Forums > The Official 2006 World Cup in Germany Thread [168 replies]
4. Forums > The Official Liverpool Meet Thread [1 reply]
5. Forums > The Official maybe we should stop with all the Official threads [52 replies]

     Show more..