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Login/Join to ParticipateIntrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!
Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!
Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!
Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!
Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????
Currently on the right side up of the world.
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
ohhhhhhhhh! I rekon thats the best bid so far!
I love spongebob square pants! Its like ren and stimpy, but kiddy
Transformers rule!
Big
s and 
es to u claire! The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
246 posts
I bid for henry
1) a slice of pizza
2) family guy box set
3)me not goin on d of e
4)me goin to falmouth
no wait, im a guy!?!?!?
Are you that clever that you smile forever?
What's from the Earth is of the greatest worth
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia
I bgring my bid for FRD up to:
One pineapple
a sakura flower
*unlimited* of hugs
noodle sauce
sexy schoelaces for his shoes
a joke book
my collection of DVD'S
3 cds of his choice
A companion to make noodles with
and my beloved jack daniels t shirt.
MWAHAHAHAHA Wont give him up wihtout a fight
.:Pink Exocutioner:.
I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...
Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
rofl
cheers chris, much appreciated... and u quitting D of E and coming with me to falmouth is very tempting...
Whoooo! Family guy and pizza?
So its a tie between claire and chris...
Ive never felt so loved *sob* The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia
*withdraws bid*
i give up...i just wasnt willing to give you my 5 seasons of futurama dvds
.:Pink Exocutioner:.
I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...
Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia
I like you pigeon wigeon...
you're a martial artist too!!!! and you like anime!!!:D
.:Pink Exocutioner:.
I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...
Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.
2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
i bid a room in my tent at falmouth
We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
ummm... update to my intial post
Likes anime, and wants to become a martial artist
ohhhh.... sakura pulled out of the bid
*feeling of love decreases* The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia
fine i put my bid back in and i throw in along with the other things:
a part of my futurama dvd collection
and a home away from home if you ever come here
.:Pink Exocutioner:.
I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...
Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.
2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
*lets Miss Pigeon win on condition she comes to falmouth*
We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
hmmm... so its now between havokist and pigeon... pigeon has a good argument tho... *feeling of love increases, but is now torn btween a decision*
Chris 's vote ia annulled cos he wont skip D of E cos hes to keen
shamwe really, i wud have loved him to come. The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom
Written by: Sakura_moon
...5 seasons of futurama dvds
5? thought there were only 4. or is it just us brits being denied all the good stuff by selfish foreigners as usual?
btw my auction runs out in about 3 hours so anyone dumb/bind/desperate enough feel free to bid
2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
i add a sleeping bag
*runs off in search of spare sleeping bag*
We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
Written by: Pigeon_Wigeon
I put in my martial arts teaching..
And a bed in Surrey if ever you need one
hmmm... any1 else think that sounds funny *grins in his perverted devilish way*
Any way... pigeon, i demand u go down to falmouth, or i shall sulk... and chris shall suffer the consequences
And this has got to be the fastest set of posts ive ever senn
*feeling of love increasing rapidly* The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia
my bad - theres 4...i accidentally tapped 5 i think, or maybe that its early
i chuck in:
my katana (sword), and lessons on how to use it
.:Pink Exocutioner:.
I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...
Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
0.o gah! there is far to many cool stuff for me to choose...
*squints @ sakura* i thought u gave up?
EDITED_BY: Fine_Rabid_Dog (1111525510)
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
*finds spare sleeping bag*
yeah, i bid a sleeping bag for falmouth and a room in my tent
We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.
2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
i also bid the chance for Miss Pigeon to see the raven-like cloak i should be bringing to falmouth
We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia
One pineapple
a sakura flower
*unlimited* of hugs
noodle sauce
sexy schoelaces for his shoes
a joke book
my collection of DVD'S
3 cds of his choice
A companion to make noodles with
my beloved jack daniels t shirt.
a pair of funky pants
bag of lollipops
henna
a puppy my sister doesnt want that is non rabid
.:Pink Exocutioner:.
I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...
Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
ohhhh.... is sum1 taken 4 granteed the fact that i am unable to run away from home
anyway.. i reckon pigeon is winning...
but im gonna let this role 4 a while... if only to give my ego a gigantice booost!
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
i think we should let Miss Pigeon win, she seems determined to own FRD and i think he knows of certain advantages that may be gained
We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia
Okay, fine
One pineapple
a sakura flower
*unlimited* of hugs
noodle sauce
sexy schoelaces for his shoes
a joke book
my collection of DVD'S
3 cds of his choice
A companion to make noodles with
my beloved jack daniels t shirt.
a pair of funky pants
bag of lollipops
henna
a puppy my sister doesnt want that is non rabid
a packet of starbusrts
glowsticks
a cuddly tasmanian tiger toy
.:Pink Exocutioner:.
I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...
Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
yeah... but my ego isnt full yet... but i reckon claire will win this...
Wow.. world record 4 fastet bid eva any1?
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia
Pfffft
*gives up*
.:Pink Exocutioner:.
I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...
Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
nope.. ill leave it open... girls havnt fought over me b4
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
*gets ego gun, attatches to FRD's ego, and proceeds to pump ego filling goodness into his ego*
happy now?
We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia
but i have no more to give
.:Pink Exocutioner:.
I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...
Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.
2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
*adds my bid to Miss Sakura's to make an uber-bid*
We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
Never give up! Never surrender!
i think my egos leaking...
give sum of that stuff to sakura, havokist... she sounds like she needs the stuff
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
*gets duct tape to tape up leaks in FRD's ego while fitting attatchment to ego gun and starts to pump Miss Sakura full of ego-y goodness*
We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.
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