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FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!

Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!

Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include Poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!

Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are Poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!

Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????

Currently on the right side up of the world.


Kurobei 786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
Not sure mate but Gerbils are ALWAYS good!!!
There's something strangely satisfying about a Gerbil........

Might even auction myself here too but not sure who the proceeds would go to if there are any!!!

Any bids? No?

okay, I see I'll have to appeal to the masses, um...

Okay...loveable, very cuddly 23 yr old with an obsession for watching ice cream melt on delicate female skin. Likes most dairy products and has a penache for the martial arts so VERY flexible!!
Spinning things on fire intrigue me immensely and I play a variety of instruments with something called a band (?). Willing to be loveably puppy-dog type and spend nights in snuggling but when not knackered of my tits will also go out and make a fool of himself in any major venue!!!
Please apply within........ROAR

Thank you for your time, please come again.

whats up with all the limitations?


Cassandra 4,224 posts
Location: Back in Paris... for now !


Posted:
Hmmmmm. HOP guys are pricelesss all of them
Ill offer 10 000 crepes with nutella, million hugs and smiles, French forgs snuggles and giggles, 1046 bubbles of soap, 10 jars of fairy dust just to spend on day with each and everyone of them playing and chatting

Shine on
Cassandra

"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
*see's her bids are being outdone*

Ok i bid... 50 jars of nutella...30 of marmite.... 30 litres of paraffin...10 hugs ... 20 kisses.... and ....some pink fluffy slippers!

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


RoziSILVER Member
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2,996 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia


Posted:
One clarification - UCOF - what order would you like the kiss, cuddle & spanking to be in?

Okay, the bidding is getting interesting now grrls.

Making a bid for the entire crew, it is time to up the stakes. I bid:

a pair of knee high socks (black with multi-coloured stars) a prized "naive/evian" logo Tshirt two bruises caused by electroglo poi5 x
and10 x
(If anyone would like to form a bidding cartel with me, please send me a pm. I would like to stipulate that in the splitting of the spoils I get Ray & FalloutBoy, & I will fight you for UCOF )

It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
Ok i bid

100 jars of nuttella
100 jars marmite
100 litres parraffin
100 hugs
100 kisses
1 pair pink fluffy slippers
1 bottle pink nail varnish
and...
a pink barbie pen

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


Kurobei 786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
I think Cass is WAY ahead of everyone else at the moment!!!

whats up with all the limitations?


pozeeBRONZE Member
887 posts
Location: san diego, USA


Posted:
steps in shmoozes for higher bids and leaves...

anyone got a light?


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
Well ontop off all above that i put i bid...

pink fluffy leg warmers
pink spikey shoes
bag full of wirewool
couple of hundred yards of kevlar
20 glowsticks and a set of electro glows

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


RoziSILVER Member
100 characters max...
2,996 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia


Posted:
Combined bid from Rozi & Pink Poi

pink fluffy leg warmers
pink spikey shoes
bag full of wirewool
couple of hundred yards of kevlar
20 glowsticks and a set of electro glows
100 jars of nutella
100 jars marmite
100 litres parraffin
100 hugs
100 kisses
1 pair pink fluffy slippers
1 bottle pink nail varnish
and...
a pink barbie pen
a pair of knee high socks (black with multi-coloured stars)
a prized "naive/evian" logo Tshirt
two bruises caused by electroglo poi
5,000 x
and
10,000 x

And, we see Cassandra's crepes, and raise her a swimming pool of chocolate fudge icecream with brandy cherries...

It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...


UCOFSILVER Member
15,414 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
Oh thanks rozi! arent i as good as the rest! thanks a load!

ps cuddle, spanking, kiss

RoziSILVER Member
100 characters max...
2,996 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia


Posted:
quote:
(If anyone would like to form a bidding cartel with me, please send me a pm. I would like to stipulate that in the splitting of the spoils I get Ray & FalloutBoy, & I will fight you for UCOF )

Honey, I was certain I would get the other two, but you I knew I would have to fight for!!!

It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...


Kurobei 786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
Oooooooo, that's gonna be hard to beat and I'm leaning towards Rozi & Pink Poi at the moment...

Say, who gets all this stuff anyway, I could sure use 10,000 hugz!!!!

I'm on special offer!!!

whats up with all the limitations?


UCOFSILVER Member
15,414 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
ta star!

Havoc 168 posts
Location: London


Posted:
*runs in, steals UCOF, and attempts to get away*

you have to let it all go... Fear, doubt and disbelief... Free your mind!

Times like these people wanna get High...
Real High and Real Fast...
This is gonna do it!!


Raphael96SILVER Member
899 posts
Location: New York City, USA


Posted:
Now this is a crazy thread!



Raph

Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
runs after Havoc..
"oi no fare....thats Rozi's"

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


RoziSILVER Member
100 characters max...
2,996 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia


Posted:
yay!!! We are in the lead!!! Who has the hammer & is going to do that "going, going, gone..." bit?

It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...


UCOFSILVER Member
15,414 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
HELP HELP IM BEING OPPRESSED! come see the violence inheriting the system!

oh..hang on...this is nice..this vibrations in the running are causing me to be excited! weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! bump..ouch..fucker...you dropped me

Havoc 168 posts
Location: London


Posted:
*is tap tackled by pink Poi, and looses UCOF, but still gets off with the pink leg warmers!*

you have to let it all go... Fear, doubt and disbelief... Free your mind!

Times like these people wanna get High...
Real High and Real Fast...
This is gonna do it!!


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
* jumps onto Havoc and twists his arm..*

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


Havoc 168 posts
Location: London


Posted:
*finds he quite enjoys being jumped on by pink Poi, and is too astounded to prevent her nicking the leg warmers back... but at the price of her left sock!*

you have to let it all go... Fear, doubt and disbelief... Free your mind!

Times like these people wanna get High...
Real High and Real Fast...
This is gonna do it!!


RoziSILVER Member
100 characters max...
2,996 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia


Posted:
Quick, someone close the bidding before Havoc makes off with all the booty...

*runs over to help Pink Poi pin down Havoc, meanwhile keeping an eye open for that sneaky Cassandra*

It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
* hops back to the auction on the leg with the sock remaining...gives back the Leg warmers and UCOf then goes and runs back after havoc to regain her lost sock*

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


Havoc 168 posts
Location: London


Posted:
*finds himself rather stuck... but still in possession of a left sock!*

you have to let it all go... Fear, doubt and disbelief... Free your mind!

Times like these people wanna get High...
Real High and Real Fast...
This is gonna do it!!


RoziSILVER Member
100 characters max...
2,996 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia


Posted:
Alright, looks like we are going to have to replace the sock part of our bid with a pair of knee high lace up purple doc martens with really really chunky soles...

It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
*grabs havoc's sock and shoe and runs away*

ha! see....
*then she starts to smell the stench coming from the shoe and drops the shoe and sock on the floor and runs back after Havoc*

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


RoziSILVER Member
100 characters max...
2,996 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia


Posted:
*jumps up & down excitably*

Have we won yet, have we won yet?

It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...


Havoc 168 posts
Location: London


Posted:
*having lost shoes and socks, decides that one of pink poi's socks is not enough, picks up pink Poi, and starts running*

you have to let it all go... Fear, doubt and disbelief... Free your mind!

Times like these people wanna get High...
Real High and Real Fast...
This is gonna do it!!


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
* starts screaming and kicking*

ahhh get me down get me down

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


RoziSILVER Member
100 characters max...
2,996 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia


Posted:
*Takes advantage of the situation, gathers together Ray, UCOF, FallOutBoy, Pozee, Master Sodium, AlienFox & any others, & heads for the door with a smile on her face*

It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...


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