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FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!

Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!

Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include Poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!

Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are Poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!

Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????

Currently on the right side up of the world.


FireMikeZLaguna dude
1,438 posts
Location: Laguna, California, US


Posted:
AUCTION HOUSE QUIET NOTICE

pssst - belize expedition cancelled due to quiet response, good idea, y'all who started it, maybe another time -

[ 03 October 2002, 08:16: Message edited by: FireMike ]

molten cheers,

~ FireMike

FireMikeZ@yahoo.com (personal messages welcome, no promo spam, please!)
Laguna, California, US


FireMikeZLaguna dude
1,438 posts
Location: Laguna, California, US


Posted:
AUCTION HOUSE SPECIAL EVENT NOTICE:

CATWALK RUNWAY SHOW STARTS TODAY!

Patrons!

to show off our world-class, unbeatably fine male specimens at Home Of Poi, repping pyros world-wide, we're gonna put on a FLOORSHOW for you during the next 2 DAYS so you can see them in action! free tickets, champagne, caviar, Snickers bars, cookie dough ice-cream served by Fabio, Julio, that new Irish dude, Justin & some cute buff lil tyke from Amsterdam who sez he's 10!


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watch em strut it, take it off, swing it around right at your face, make it go up up up & burst into flames! WE HAVEN'T LOST THE POINT, we know you want no ordinary beef, you want FIRE MIGNON!

so all Items for Sale, yo, YOU,

SHOW US WHAT YOU GOT, any way you can!

post up a pic, tell us what we're seein, flirt with da bidders, do anything to show you got HOT LAVA in ya hunkylicious veins, and cute lil sparks for an aftaglow.


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got pre-sales jitters? ain't only pretty faces & tight asses. well, not entirely, dudes, SHOW US YOUR FIRE & SEDUCE every FIRECHICK for tens of thousands of miles around! this is your chance, MEN. 2 DAYS.

THE RUNWAY IS NOW YOURS

~ Chairwoman Flnt, Executive Auctioneer, & the Merchandising Staff of the Official Home Of Poi Male Auction House

[ 03 October 2002, 11:01: Message edited by: FireMike ]

molten cheers,

~ FireMike

FireMikeZ@yahoo.com (personal messages welcome, no promo spam, please!)
Laguna, California, US


KyrianDreamer
4,308 posts
Location: York, England


Posted:
Jade Lynx has Bendy????????

what about meeeeeeeeeee??? *sniff*

Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive

Shalom VeAhavah

New Hampshire has a point....


FireMikeZLaguna dude
1,438 posts
Location: Laguna, California, US


Posted:
Kyrian, unless Flynt has slammed down her Executive Auctioneer's gavel on Bendy's fate, you can still bid! get one in quick before Flynt seals the deal, she won't sell as long as ya got a goo$d offer.

quick, what can you bid?!

besides. . .

Jade Lynx is gonna be way too busy with ME! (& Flynt's gotta climb in with us too, soon's she's done with Kurobei, i bought Boss with Jade Lynx as a package deal in the other auction, if Kurobei will please slam the gavel on that one, i outbid the lot! )

[ 03 October 2002, 11:07: Message edited by: FireMike ]

molten cheers,

~ FireMike

FireMikeZ@yahoo.com (personal messages welcome, no promo spam, please!)
Laguna, California, US


KyrianDreamer
4,308 posts
Location: York, England


Posted:
anything bendy's little heart desires.....

Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive

Shalom VeAhavah

New Hampshire has a point....


Jade Lynxmember
239 posts
Location: Laguna Beach, but i live in Denver, Colo, USA


Posted:
ok, now i'm confused.
Is Kyrian a boy or a girl?

Ah heck, i'll take Kyrian either way.
And Kurobei too...

Don't worry, Flynt, i give revitalising neckrubs. I think between the two of us, we can work something out for FireMike...

We got the MikeZ in the house, woot!Glue the ham, hat baby!


Raymund Phule (Fireproof)Enter a "Title" here:
2,905 posts
Location: San Diego California


Posted:
I am so glad I am sold already after mikes manwhors come through here I would get bought for nothing!!

Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"


FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
urm noooooo
Kurobei is Mine, i rescued him *nod*
and im pretty sure Kyrian is a girl, so you'd have to bid for her in the female auction.....

lol, and i dont think a three way neck massage is quite what FireMike had in mind! `

Currently on the right side up of the world.


FireMikeZLaguna dude
1,438 posts
Location: Laguna, California, US


Posted:
AUCTION HOUSE BID CLOSINGS NOTICE

ATTENTION, PLEASE, all Patrons!

Immediately following The Official Home Of Poi Male Catwalk Floorshow, ending Oct 4, 2002, we will TALLY the highest bids to date, and welcome bidders to a FINAL ROUND of bidding, closing Oct 7, 2002, when the auctioneer's gavel will SEAL ALL WINNING BIDS AS FINAL SALES THIS ROUND!

then ya get to take ya new purchase home & DO WITH HIM WHATEVER YOU PLEASE

So MALE ITEMS, look sharp! a day & a half of courting the ladies, then you can only flirt from the pen by the block until you're SOLD

So BIDDERS, relax, poke the merchandise, buy some food & drink from our cafe, and watch the floorshow. then PREPARE for FINAL BIDDING, WHICH WILL ONLY LAST 2 DAYS!

WE'RE COMING TO THE END OF THIS SALES ROUND, EVERYONE GO AFTER WHAT YOU WANT!

[ 07 October 2002, 05:23: Message edited by: FireMike ]

molten cheers,

~ FireMike

FireMikeZ@yahoo.com (personal messages welcome, no promo spam, please!)
Laguna, California, US


Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
Fire Mike - consider the gavel slammed for you but I told you, I'm not doing this anymore!!

whats up with all the limitations?


PeleBRONZE Member
the henna lady
6,193 posts
Location: WNY, USA


Posted:
quote:
Originally posted by Maximus:
*wakes up alone*

"Flynt...Flynt?"

(Why am I covered with strawberries and whipped cream?)

*Looks up. Sees Pele. Smiles*

*Doing happy dance cuz I won!*

Maximus dear, that is just the beginning.
What would you like next? The shower or the massage..or both?
*devilish grin*

Oh yeah, much fun to be had!

Pele
Higher, higher burning fire...making music like a choir
"Oooh look! A pub!" -exclaimed after recovering from a stupid fall
"And for the decadence of art, nothing beats a roaring fire." -TMK


Bendymember
750 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia


Posted:
Kyrian, Jade - you can share me!

Keep everyone happy!

Courage is the man who can stop after only one peanut


FireMikeZLaguna dude
1,438 posts
Location: Laguna, California, US


Posted:
thank you sincerely, Master Kurobei, I shall enjoy Jade Lynx and remember your kindness, coming out of retirement, and gracing us with one last, skillful act out of profound duty.

even if you hit your gavel on the anvil in this House for her instead of the other one where i bought her. in fact, it's an honor for the august Female Auction House founder to come to my poor presence at the Male Auction House, bringing your authority, dignity, and illustrious fire-athlete's body to slam the sale in front of me.

i am honored indeed.

Jade Lynx! get those Denver spurs on quick, but only set them to a titillating light graze, ok?

molten cheers,

~ FireMike

FireMikeZ@yahoo.com (personal messages welcome, no promo spam, please!)
Laguna, California, US


adren@linemember
249 posts
Location: Hobart, Tasmania, Australia


Posted:
my final bid is the beachhouse, its rather big: meaning i could have everything youve ever wanted all in one big, convenient, interactive package. i will be waiting in the foyer for an escort...

*touches up best outfit while wating to see who has been bought*

Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
Man, you kiss ass like a pro!! How long you been doing it?!!lol

No worries mate but could you hang that "Do NOT disturb under any circumstances not even if your ass is on fire and WWIII is breaking out" sign on the door, myself and the young lady Flynt are trying to have long, deep and meaningfull conversations here!!!

Now Flynt, you were saying.............

Adren@line - I'd be your escort honey but Flynt is the only one for me, there's a heli-chopper on the roof you can make use of, I'll be tied up here for a while...........

[ 03 October 2002, 23:23: Message edited by: Kurobei ]

whats up with all the limitations?


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
Do we have to bid atthe catwalk show or can we just come and watch?

I have decided not to bid anymore...as i am quite content with my current BF and, i now have a coffee maker...what more could a girl want.. except chocolate?

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
Nice car, expensive clothes, big house in the country, villa in Monaco.....

Sorry, just some of the things that I've heard girls I've met talking about!!

whats up with all the limitations?


RoziSILVER Member
100 characters max...
2,996 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia


Posted:
I am guessing they are looking for a man to provide these things. You been hanging out with some weird chickas...

It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...


Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
Hey, nearly all the women I know are weird, why d'ya think I'm the way I am?

whats up with all the limitations?


Bram....member
1,551 posts
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess


Posted:
Mistress Rozi, may I help Mistress Adren@line. I will behave myself, and do what her heart so desires. Pweeese...

You. Its whats for dinner!

As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.

The wave crashing on the beach


KyrianDreamer
4,308 posts
Location: York, England


Posted:
I am a girl yes. I will share Bendy if he likes. As long as i get a lot of him. hehehe.

I need to write my paper, not rcrastinate w/aussies *cough*

Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive

Shalom VeAhavah

New Hampshire has a point....


FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
as posted by Kurobei (sexy yummy one)
quote:
I'll be tied up here for a while...........

Literally...

Currently on the right side up of the world.


RoziSILVER Member
100 characters max...
2,996 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia


Posted:
*grants Bram permission, but imposes a curfew*

You can do as you wish, but you must be home by 10pm

It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...


Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:

SOMEONE HELP!!!
Flynt's got me tied up and she's.....woah, actually don't help....NO ONE HELP ME, I'M FINE!!!

This could be interesting........
I think I'm in love..........

whats up with all the limitations?


adren@linemember
249 posts
Location: Hobart, Tasmania, Australia


Posted:
well if i get what my heart desires we're going to have to reassess the curfew...

bram is officially sold to me! shall we make our way to kurobeis helicopter? *links arms with bram and strolls casually towards the door...

RoziSILVER Member
100 characters max...
2,996 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia


Posted:
Oi, hold it honey!!! Bram is mine, I am just lending him to you cos he asked nice!!!

It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...


Bram....member
1,551 posts
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess


Posted:
yippee. 2 wuvverly woman. I am gonna die a VERY happy man, if not a little young

You. Its whats for dinner!

As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.

The wave crashing on the beach


KatincaSee my vest.... see my vest...
693 posts
Location: Adelaide - South Australia


Posted:
....

it's true bendy is a fireslut=manwhor I have seen it with me own eyes.

*sniggers and runs off*

......zing.....
.........
.........

Love and Light

~*~ Katinca ~*~


Bram....member
1,551 posts
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess


Posted:
wow, a prple blur named Katinca just ran thru here. O and my manwhore application picture is right below this [image]https://only-viewable-at.homeofpoi.com/mycgi/album.cgi[/image]

You. Its whats for dinner!

As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.

The wave crashing on the beach


SpiralOolering Man
729 posts
Location: Farnborough, Hampshire


Posted:
See c@antus, I told you that you wouldn't be able to ebven give me away, I think we'd have to pay someone to take me.

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