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FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!

Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!

Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!

Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!

Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????

Currently on the right side up of the world.


Seaspraystranger by the day
924 posts
Location: At the Back of the North Wind


Posted:
well, I dabble in poi and staff, am doing a Classics degree and always am up for a laugh smile tongue2

Just a dancer in the dark


Zephyre PhoenixFamiliar stranger giving out popcorn. (formerly Ascilith)
1,264 posts
Location: Lawrence, KS


Posted:
I am up too Mr. Quack. I give fun popcorn. And I can reach things in tall places! Also play piano/sing! Good musical entertainment smile Back massages may be in order too.

Never take candy from strangers...... But popcorn is okay!


astonSILVER Member
Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
4,061 posts
Location: South Africa


Posted:
Originally Posted By: Pink...?Oi Aston, stop advertising yourself so much... I want you all for myself *mwah ha ha*

Just want to make sure I go for what I am worth. wink

Also, that was scary.

So, if anyone wants to see what they are bidding for, (and in so doing, save me from Pink):

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Jenova: Then do so!
EDITED_BY: aston (1292881476)

'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland


SpinnerofDetroitGOLD Member
All High Dude, Ruler of What You Want
2,280 posts
Location: Trenton, MI, USA


Posted:
Well, I spin poi, double staff, staff, meteor, rope dart, some contact juggling, some devil stick, and glowstringing! I as well can dance Melbourne Shuffle, electro shuffle, Jumpstyle, I dabbled in Tecktonik and some liquid. I can moonwalk! My mom's always had a bad back so both my dad and I give great massages wink as it's a pretty regular job for us laugh3

The only luck is bad luck.

Shut up before I stall my poi up your ass grin


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
I don't know about all the other ladies, but I'm thoroughly enjoying watching the lads advertise their traits wink

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Aston - Best Colour T-shirt there is *big thumbs up*

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


Jenovadeathnewbie
34 posts
Location: Newcastle, UK


Posted:
Aston - you have very nice hair smile

xxx

Where was the kaboom? There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering kaboom!!

A man who has nothing to die for also has nothing for which to live.


astonSILVER Member
Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
4,061 posts
Location: South Africa


Posted:
Originally Posted By: Rouge DragonI don't know about all the other ladies, but I'm thoroughly enjoying watching the lads advertise their traits wink

Oooer.... Not on a public forum.

Jenova: Thanks. Getting long now, so having it cut soon.

Mynci: Orange is indeed awesome.

'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland


Jenovadeathnewbie
34 posts
Location: Newcastle, UK


Posted:
You're welcome Aston. Not too short I hope? wink

RougeDragon - Me too, long my it continue smile

xxx
EDITED_BY: Jenovadeath (1293012507)

Where was the kaboom? There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering kaboom!!

A man who has nothing to die for also has nothing for which to live.


astonSILVER Member
Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
4,061 posts
Location: South Africa


Posted:
I must say, bidding has been pretty lackluster and slow....

'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland


Zephyre PhoenixFamiliar stranger giving out popcorn. (formerly Ascilith)
1,264 posts
Location: Lawrence, KS


Posted:
wheres our bid master?

Never take candy from strangers...... But popcorn is okay!


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
So have I won Aston yet?

And...what do you mean by "save me from pink?" !!! Am I really that scary?!

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


astonSILVER Member
Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
4,061 posts
Location: South Africa


Posted:
Originally Posted By: Pink...?And...what do you mean by "save me from pink?" !!! Am I really that scary?!
Originally Posted By: Pink...?Oi Aston, stop advertising yourself so much... I want you all for myself *mwah ha ha*

I thought that was pretty scary. tongue2

I guess enough time has passed. I do not know whether your bid was just too good or what....

Anyway, I guess you win the bidding here. Unless Clarence shows up again and argues.

'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland


CharlesBRONZE Member
Corporate Circus Arts Entertainer
3,989 posts
Location: Auckland, New Zealand


Posted:
I can't believe this thread is still going... Still funny though... smile

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Wild ChildSILVER Member
Star Trekker
1,733 posts
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
Originally Posted By: AscilithI am up too Mr. Quack. I give fun popcorn. And I can reach things in tall places! Also play piano/sing! Good musical entertainment smile Back massages may be in order too.

I'm fresh out of slaves at present and the spring cleaning will need doing soon so your height will be a good asset - i'll put up with the piano playing and singing wink but we might need to negotiate on the giving of popcorn, fun or otherwise umm. Back massages taken as read from all slaves grin

'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
Euonymous Europeus


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
Originally Posted By: astonOriginally Posted By: Pink...?And...what do you mean by "save me from pink?" !!! Am I really that scary?!
Originally Posted By: Pink...?Oi Aston, stop advertising yourself so much... I want you all for myself *mwah ha ha*

I thought that was pretty scary. tongue2

I guess enough time has passed. I do not know whether your bid was just too good or what....

Anyway, I guess you win the bidding here. Unless Clarence shows up again and argues.

Yay! Another minion to add to my collection.... I mean ...um...yeah the opposite of that angel

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


clarence_quackSILVER Member
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia


Posted:
Sorry, alcohol took me to exciting places over the last week or so... smile

And Mr Quack??? I do believe I am a miss, and have been so for the last 24 odd years!

I hereby award Pink one Aston, and am awaiting to take more votes on SoD, Ascilith, Seaspray, and MNS.
Rougie, I'm looking at you...

Don't make me hijack other threads in order to drive up the bids on these fine young lads!

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks


astonSILVER Member
Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
4,061 posts
Location: South Africa


Posted:
I believe the cause of confusion is that Clarence is generally considered a male name. tongue2

'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland


Wild ChildSILVER Member
Star Trekker
1,733 posts
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
Silly boy - thi is HoP! spank

Clarence I raise you a chocolate gateux (with sprinkles) for Ascilith

'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
Euonymous Europeus


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
I'm defenitly in a shopping mood, perhaps I can inspire some bidding wars!

For SoD I bid the following:
88 blown kisses
184.5 hugs
2 slices of a giant cupcake (with cream and cherries)
a silver ribbon
a dragon egg*


For Ascilith I bid the following:
38.2 hugs at a 90 degree angle
8 kisses on the cheek
2 slices of giant cupcake (with cream and cherries)
2 buttons (matching)
The pacific ocean *

For Seaspray I bid the following:
a careless whisper
9 kisses on the hand
a bear hug,
2 slices of giant cupcake (with cream and cherries)
a nebula*

For MNS I bid the following
3 sweet nothings
1 kiss on the foot
38 hugs from 12 different people
2 slices of giant cupcake (with cream and cherries)
The earths core*

kiss


*postage and packaging not included

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


Wild ChildSILVER Member
Star Trekker
1,733 posts
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
Originally Posted By: blu_valley

For Ascilith I bid the following:
38.2 hugs at a 90 degree angle
8 kisses on the cheek
2 slices of giant cupcake (with cream and cherries)
2 buttons (matching)
The pacific ocean *



Curses! What have I got in my pocketses.....

2 tubs of popcorn - with flavourings
13ft of spiders web, 2009 vintage
Blanket fluff in a very fetching turquoise - mohair of course
a flagon of scrumpy
I raise the hugs stake to 310 - final offer
1 signed photo of Jimmy Kranky
and a suck on a fairyberry ice lolly

*crosses fingers, toes, arms, legs and eyes* crazy ubbrollsmile

'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
Euonymous Europeus


astonSILVER Member
Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
4,061 posts
Location: South Africa


Posted:
An entire flagon?! You could knock the opposition out quite comfortably with that.

'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland


clarence_quackSILVER Member
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia


Posted:
Well boys, what bids take your fancy???

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks


Paddington BearSILVER Member
member
118 posts
Location: England (UK)


Posted:
I love this thread :')

fire is alive. it lives and breathes. it consumes and destroys. but we control it and live with it, we are fire dancers


Jenovadeathnewbie
34 posts
Location: Newcastle, UK


Posted:
Who's still up for grabs? smile

xxx

Where was the kaboom? There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering kaboom!!

A man who has nothing to die for also has nothing for which to live.


Seaspraystranger by the day
924 posts
Location: At the Back of the North Wind


Posted:
I think me, MNS, Ascii and SoD are still being fought over... although where on Earth Blu found a nebula is beyond me...

Just a dancer in the dark


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
The fact that this thread has 100 pages and the ladies version only has 60 speaks volumes about the sex ratio of this board.

Stupid internets.

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
heheh I was just thinking about that myself! After I wondered if I auctioned myself off. Looks like that will be a "I'm bored" project if I find some free time this month.

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Paddington BearSILVER Member
member
118 posts
Location: England (UK)


Posted:
ill be auctioned, sounds like fun

fire is alive. it lives and breathes. it consumes and destroys. but we control it and live with it, we are fire dancers


Mother_Natures_SonSILVER Member
Rampant whirler.
2,418 posts
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!


Posted:
Well, I'm being auctioned and I never remember consenting. tongue2 But Blu seems to have a good bid in with "the earths core" and many hugs from many different people, both of those bring joy to my heart.

hug


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