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Flynt
Flynt

Intrepid Penguin

Member Since: 12th May 2002
Total posts: 5635
Posted:Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!

Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!

Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!

Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!

Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????


Currently on the right side up of the world.

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Pink...?
Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There
Member Since: 6th Apr 2002
Total posts: 6140
Posted:Wow... blast from the past.

I forgot who I own too (if any... maybe I was outbid?)

If anyone has some time and wants to re-cap the thread over who owns who...? (Any students out there?)

If not, then I say we start afresh. bounce2


***Edit***

Just re-read 1st 2 pages and it seems I have Havoc, a muffin and 2 others... but unspecified. If anyone want's to read the whole lot to see who exactly? If not then I lay claim to 2 unsuspecting male HOP'ers grin

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Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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clarence_quack
clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder
Member Since: 23rd Feb 2005
Total posts: 1927
Posted:Edit: After sifting through the first 17 pages, I have come to the following conclusion:

Clarence owns point_blank
Kurobei is owned by Cassandra, who outbid everyone by about three weeks worth of hugging...
Raymond Phule belongs to Rozi, as does falloutboy and Master Sodium
UCOF and Havoc are both owned by Pink
Adren@line owns Bram
Doc Lightening is owned by a proud Hels Bels
Nyx owns Pozee
Pele owns Maximus
Jade Lynx owns FireMike

Someone else can continue on from here!!

EDITED_BY: clarence_quack (1292332385)


Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks

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Pink...?
Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There
Member Since: 6th Apr 2002
Total posts: 6140
Posted:Good work there!! Thanks! hug

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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aston
aston

Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
Location: South Africa
Member Since: 2nd Dec 2007
Total posts: 4061
Posted:Heh. I might as well put myself on the chopping block. wink

'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

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Pink...?
Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There
Member Since: 6th Apr 2002
Total posts: 6140
Posted:OK I bid 23.5 hugs, 2 jars of nutella, 1 jar of extra strong marmite and a chocolate mouse for Aston smile

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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SpinnerofDetroit
SpinnerofDetroit

All High Dude, Ruler of What You Want
Location: Trenton, MI, USA
Member Since: 25th Oct 2009
Total posts: 2280
Posted:I might as well follow you off the cliff wink

The only luck is bad luck.

Shut up before I stall my poi up your ass grin

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Zephyre Phoenix
Zephyre Phoenix

Familiar stranger giving out popcorn. (formerly Ascilith)
Location: Lawrence, KS
Member Since: 1st Nov 2009
Total posts: 1264
Posted:I'll second that motion. I have the incentive of mostly-illegal popcorn on my side devil

Never take candy from strangers...... But popcorn is okay!

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Seaspray
Seaspray

stranger by the day
Location: At the Back of the North Wind
Member Since: 8th Jul 2009
Total posts: 924
Posted:... this sounds intriguing...

I'll go with the crowd and go up for submission tongue2


Just a dancer in the dark

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:How do you get half a hug? Is it like one of those macho hugs where you make sure you don't get too close?

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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aston
aston

Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
Location: South Africa
Member Since: 2nd Dec 2007
Total posts: 4061
Posted:One armed hug I guess?

'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

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Pink...?
Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There
Member Since: 6th Apr 2002
Total posts: 6140
Posted:Yup a 1 armed hug. grin

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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willworkforfoodjnr
willworkforfoodjnr

Hunting robot foxes
Location: Huddersfield, West Yorkshire
Member Since: 8th Aug 2007
Total posts: 1046
Posted:Ahhh, that reminds me of the hug workshop at the last Play... Californian hugs, the flying leap hug and the amoeba hug. Happy days

*wanders off muttering about the wonders of Play festival*


Working hard to be a wandering hippie layabout. Ten years down, five to go!

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aston
aston

Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
Location: South Africa
Member Since: 2nd Dec 2007
Total posts: 4061
Posted:Amoeba and Californian hugs? These demand a description!

'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:the California one, you have to be broke and super high on the pot.

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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Zephyre Phoenix
Zephyre Phoenix

Familiar stranger giving out popcorn. (formerly Ascilith)
Location: Lawrence, KS
Member Since: 1st Nov 2009
Total posts: 1264
Posted:and be wearing at least one article of tattered clothing

Never take candy from strangers...... But popcorn is okay!

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shocked_prawn
shocked_prawn

old hand
Location: Sunderland, UK
Member Since: 14th Apr 2007
Total posts: 865
Posted:remember this.... there is a photo of me somewhere being floored in some sort of ninja hug....

Proud Co-Owner of PoiBoi
Owned by J.A.C

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Mother_Natures_Son
Mother_Natures_Son

Rampant whirler.
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!
Member Since: 1st Aug 2007
Total posts: 2418
Posted:I also would like to know what an Amoeba hug is!

I'm also here to state that I am not yet for sale.


hug

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meshunderlay
meshunderlay

Juggler/Spinner
Location: Hicksville, New York, USA
Member Since: 15th Sep 2008
Total posts: 612
Posted:C'mon MNS, you know you want to be sold like a piece of meat.

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Zephyre Phoenix
Zephyre Phoenix

Familiar stranger giving out popcorn. (formerly Ascilith)
Location: Lawrence, KS
Member Since: 1st Nov 2009
Total posts: 1264
Posted:lol doesn't everyone?

Never take candy from strangers...... But popcorn is okay!

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aston
aston

Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
Location: South Africa
Member Since: 2nd Dec 2007
Total posts: 4061
Posted:So who is doing auctioneer duties?

I am rather sad that there is not more bidding for myself, but maybe Pink's offer is just *that* good.


'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:Originally Posted By: Mother_Natures_Son
I'm also here to state that I am not yet for sale.

MNS is FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE grin

Aston, I just know how awesome Pink hugs are and that I just can't match!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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aston
aston

Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
Location: South Africa
Member Since: 2nd Dec 2007
Total posts: 4061
Posted:Yay! Awesome hugs. smile

'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

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bodhisattva
my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax
Member Since: 1st Jun 2008
Total posts: 366
Posted:since i missed the last one best put myself on the block



it's good to see some familiar faces still on from last time i was on


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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clarence_quack
clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder
Member Since: 23rd Feb 2005
Total posts: 1927
Posted:Alright ladies...
First up on the block is the lov-er-ly Aston. This boy is the chairperson of the squirrel defence league and hails from South Africa. Can anyone beat Pink's bid of 23.5 hugs, 2 jars of nutella, 1 jar of extra strong marmite and a chocolate mouse??


Next up is Mother Nature's Son. This lad is from currently no-so-sunny Geelong in Victoria, and is hoping a nice lady hopper with a big backyard will take him home soon.


We also have the gorgeous Seaspray, and Spinner of Detriot. More details on these fine lads to follow.


Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks

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Pink...?
Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There
Member Since: 6th Apr 2002
Total posts: 6140
Posted:Nice one Clarence! (by the way, I LOVE your duck! I actually collect rubber ducks...)

When does bidding end on Aston?

I would also like to put a bid in for Mother Nature's Son...but alas I live in the big smoke that is Londonium and have no garden :-( BUT I do have some local parks nearby, and access to a very large training space?


Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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aston
aston

Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
Location: South Africa
Member Since: 2nd Dec 2007
Total posts: 4061
Posted:I also unicycle, and can juggle a little. I have a BSc in Geology and Computer Science.

'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

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Pink...?
Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There
Member Since: 6th Apr 2002
Total posts: 6140
Posted:Oi Aston, stop advertising yourself so much... I want you all for myself *mwah ha ha*

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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Mother_Natures_Son
Mother_Natures_Son

Rampant whirler.
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!
Member Since: 1st Aug 2007
Total posts: 2418
Posted:I'm not sure at what point i went up for sale, despite stating that I was not, but it looks like I am now...

I could play with Aston if you bought me, Pink!!


hug

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Jenovadeath
Jenovadeath

newbie
Location: Newcastle, UK
Member Since: 21st Dec 2010
Total posts: 34
Posted:You have a hug for your signature MNS...this makes me want to bid!

Where was the kaboom? There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering kaboom!!

A man who has nothing to die for also has nothing for which to live.

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Seaspray
Seaspray

stranger by the day
Location: At the Back of the North Wind
Member Since: 8th Jul 2009
Total posts: 924
Posted:well, I dabble in poi and staff, am doing a Classics degree and always am up for a laugh smile tongue2

Just a dancer in the dark

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