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Location: el paso, tx, USA
How do you keep a hippie in suspense?
Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-
Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-
642 posts
Location: UK, London
Here is how!
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Location: el paso, tx, USA
LMAO
Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-
Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-
still can't believe it's not butter
6,978 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
:waits patiently, marvelling at his tie die curtains:
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big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
:sits down in the quasi-queue next to bender and continues to crochet his vw camper dust cover:
"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
still can't believe it's not butter
6,978 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
heeeeey maaaan you're not like, a square or nuthin? i just wanted to marvel here in peace while I'm waiting.
Hey I'd do anything for chai right now, so long as it involves me playing the sitar.
so cole-dude, are your shoes made of animal leather or acrylic?
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ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
tell the hippy if he/she sits for one hour without moving or talking, you'll tell them where to find a massive stash of cannabis.
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
shoes? what the hell are shoes?!
tell ya what mr offender, if you get the chai, i'll get your sitar and a couple of tabla. we could be here for days but i can think of worse things to do...
and dentrassi, proper hippies already have one of those
"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
still can't believe it's not butter
6,978 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
whoa whoa whooooooooa guys, let's just sim-pli-fy man! we don't need to do *all that*!
like my necklace? i made it myself!
:points to jumper leads wrapped around my throat:
it's nice n shiny n all conductory
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564 posts
Location: Vansterdam
*Pulls up a large pillow and sits patiently for an answer while watching the incense smoke curl up past the wall hanging of budda (The black light kind of course) above my alter.
In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird, now the world is weird and they take prozac to make it normal again.
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Location: Auckland, New Zealand
quote:Hang him from the ceiling....
How do you keep a hippie in suspense?
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Location: South Wales
there was once a joke that went a bit like this:
1: how do you keep and idiot in suspense?
2:I dont know.
1:I will tell you tomorrow.
In fact it went very much like that.
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