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Glåss
Glåss

The Ministry of Manipulation
Location: Bristol
Member Since: 8th Nov 2001
Total posts: 2523
Posted:I don't quite know whats this means but I think it will make Bender happy.

To frolic, as a llama would, is to live.

now I think that there used to be an ancient medicine formed out of the gaul stones of llamas, is that true? can anyone tell me?

Glass

[ 11. July 2003, 01:12: Message edited by: Glss ]


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coza
coza

-Why-
Location: uk, Newcastle / Chester
Member Since: 2nd Jul 2003
Total posts: 126
Posted:quite scary but, kept me entertained as i am at skool and allllllll my lessons are cancelled. Would usually b happy but as i cant go home, i have just been bored.

Cheers for that Glass


If money is the root of all evil, then why do people sell Bibles?

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UCOF
UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel

Member Since: 17th Apr 2002
Total posts: 15414
Posted:the link is cor-rup-et-tid-ed.

change it...i want to see the llamas.

nice title btw.



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Glåss
Glåss

The Ministry of Manipulation
Location: Bristol
Member Since: 8th Nov 2001
Total posts: 2523
Posted:oh no....
don't go here
nasty people nasty people. don't like the nasty people.

i didn't mean like that, at all

the barbarians, they eat the gods


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coza
coza

-Why-
Location: uk, Newcastle / Chester
Member Since: 2nd Jul 2003
Total posts: 126
Posted:the links just got 2 "http://" at the front delete 1.

If money is the root of all evil, then why do people sell Bibles?

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coza
coza

-Why-
Location: uk, Newcastle / Chester
Member Since: 2nd Jul 2003
Total posts: 126
Posted:I couldnt eat a llama

If money is the root of all evil, then why do people sell Bibles?

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Glåss
Glåss

The Ministry of Manipulation
Location: Bristol
Member Since: 8th Nov 2001
Total posts: 2523
Posted:whatever will they think of next?

llama and marmite on toast

now
how do you make sparkly llamas?


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coza
coza

-Why-
Location: uk, Newcastle / Chester
Member Since: 2nd Jul 2003
Total posts: 126
Posted:just wrap them in abit wire wool, but that would just be sick

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simian
simian

110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
Location: London
Member Since: 11th Oct 2002
Total posts: 3149
Posted:are llamas jedi?

"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."

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Glåss
Glåss

The Ministry of Manipulation
Location: Bristol
Member Since: 8th Nov 2001
Total posts: 2523
Posted:dancing llama says:
"WinAmp: It really kicks my butt."

so how do you make coloured llamas?


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coza
coza

-Why-
Location: uk, Newcastle / Chester
Member Since: 2nd Jul 2003
Total posts: 126
Posted:have no idea mate

[image]http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=tbn:a9TeGKx_ru4C:www.webseth.com/cara/llamas[/image]


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simian
simian

110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
Location: London
Member Since: 11th Oct 2002
Total posts: 3149
Posted:There have already been a number of llamas like this before. Please do a llama. This thread has now been llamaed.

"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."

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Nathdaninja
member
Location: Manchester, England
Member Since: 1st Mar 2002
Total posts: 271
Posted:What noise do llamas make..I keep wanting to baa (but that's a separate problem really)


boing...boing...When the naive man admits his naivete, he is no longer naive.Thus, all people are regarded by society as either ignorant or a liar.Wonders never cease, as long as you never cease to wonder.

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coza
coza

-Why-
Location: uk, Newcastle / Chester
Member Since: 2nd Jul 2003
Total posts: 126
Posted:probably like a mixture between a horse and a camel

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bender
still can't believe it's not butter
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Member Since: 14th Nov 2001
Total posts: 6979
Posted:wow glass, you've finally created a thread where i can't go off topic.

oh my llama what a fantastic link, thanks heaply sooo much Glass!!!!! ym heart really did burst when i read that llama wisdom section!
Tibetan lamas have fewer legs but make up for it in more re-incarnations.

yay for cheating death and keeping hairy!!
somebody ask flynt about her llama-saliva story.
or something.

On a side note, if you peeps wanna know about my llama fetish -> I used to be part of a group called Friends Of Unnatural Llamas when i was at Uni. F.O.U.L. was responsible for alot of pranks involving nudity and 'the promotion of sillyness at all levels at all location at all times' we had a manifesto and everything. The group was founded in the 70's as a tribute to the in-joke at the start of Monty Python and the Holy Grail.


Laugh Often, Smile Much, Post lolcats Always

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coleman
coleman

big and good and broken
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay
Member Since: 29th Aug 2002
Total posts: 7330
Posted:llamatron
jeff minter


"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood

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simian
simian

110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
Location: London
Member Since: 11th Oct 2002
Total posts: 3149
Posted:You retro llama fetishist Cole

Llamatron was indeed groovy, and far superior to Attack of The Mutant Camels

Mr Minter's new game (unity) has no hooved mammals in it AT ALL!


"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."

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Glåss
Glåss

The Ministry of Manipulation
Location: Bristol
Member Since: 8th Nov 2001
Total posts: 2523
Posted:llamatron

llamatron

llamatron

one of these ought to work
internet don't you just love it

[ 11. July 2003, 02:40: Message edited by: Glss ]


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Dom
Dom

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Bristol, UK
Member Since: 19th Dec 2001
Total posts: 3009
Posted:Can people please edit their posts so that every post, if not sentence, contains the word llama?

Thank you llama much


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Flynt
Flynt

Intrepid Penguin

Member Since: 12th May 2002
Total posts: 5635
Posted:Llama tastes rather nice actually
Llama's make a sort of NEEEEERRRRR noise, not at all like a baa noise. Its more of a honking llama sort of noise.

llama's are soft. Llama's spit ALOT when they are grumpy. Llama's REALLY like spitting on people when they are eating something. The female llama's are smaller than the males. i like Llamas!

Is that enough Bender? Can i go now?


Currently on the right side up of the world.

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Psyri
Psyri

artisan
Location: Berkshire, UK
Member Since: 2nd Apr 2003
Total posts: 1576
Posted:This is well col, Llamas are ace and I'm informing my Llama obsessed friend Kelly about it...
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Nathdaninja
member
Location: Manchester, England
Member Since: 1st Mar 2002
Total posts: 271
Posted:hey hey....llama llama..ooo ooo ....llama llama.
Is there a llama song...I think there should be.

I think I have Friday fever....right off to prepare my UV farm animal from outer space costume for tonites party....ooohh yeaahh llama llama....wooo wooo llama llama



boing...boing...When the naive man admits his naivete, he is no longer naive.Thus, all people are regarded by society as either ignorant or a liar.Wonders never cease, as long as you never cease to wonder.

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Paddy
back from the dead...sort of
Location: 4341'N 7938'W
Member Since: 23rd Feb 2002
Total posts: 884
Posted:
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...and all I had to do was make him special grips!


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Glåss
Glåss

The Ministry of Manipulation
Location: Bristol
Member Since: 8th Nov 2001
Total posts: 2523
Posted:Baaaad Asss

? no its a llama

nice one paddy, a poi spinning show jumping fire llama

narthdaninja you want a Llama song
its not very good
although you might think that no song with llamas in it can be less than perfect


and this album by martin denny has got a song called
llama serenade
you can play a sample clip on the site !!!!! it sounds like the perfect song to wooo any llama woman


I think sting has done some llama songs, run llama run and llama llama. has any one got details?


bender
ben
(May I call you ben?)
FOUL = sounds wicked
Did you try llama tipping?
its much more fun than fly tipping.

now, whats going on over at the daily llama


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Glåss
Glåss

The Ministry of Manipulation
Location: Bristol
Member Since: 8th Nov 2001
Total posts: 2523
Posted:Aaaaaaannnnnnnd wicked song:

Walk The Llama Llama
Walk The llama llama
Walk The llama llama
Take in the panorama
Walk The llama llama - llama llama
Don't have to be a drama
Walk The llama llama - llama llama
No one could be calmer
Walk The llama llama
Walk The llama llama
Double L.A.M.A

Fluff up your fur
Stick out your chest
Walk The llama llama
Now your looking your best
Keep out the wind
Keep out the snow
Wool by llama from head to toe

Walk The llama llama - llama llama
Take in the panorama
Walk The llama llama
Walk The llama llama
Double L.A.M.A

Cool in the summer
Warm in the cold
A perfect fashion statement
For the young and the old
A cloak for the priest
A hat for the farmer
You could be looking at the emperor's pajamas

That's way the llama walks so proud
That's way the llama holds his head up in the crowd
All of us applaud his generosity
He's more than just a passing curiosity
He covers up our pride
And all those things we have to hide
In any civilized society

Walk The llama llama


by rascal flatts

sso do I win a prize


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Cantus
Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road
Member Since: 30th Jul 2001
Total posts: 15965
Posted:The fluffy one tells me there are baby llamas in the field next to her house. I reckon they're sheep with furry periscopes but she is adamant they're llamas....

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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Glåss
Glåss

The Ministry of Manipulation
Location: Bristol
Member Since: 8th Nov 2001
Total posts: 2523
Posted:What, Fluffy napalm fairy is Adam Ant.
well I'd always suspected.
but now its confirmed


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Glåss
Glåss

The Ministry of Manipulation
Location: Bristol
Member Since: 8th Nov 2001
Total posts: 2523
Posted:what kind of sounds do they make.

I'd think I was talking to myself, but you're never alone with a Llama



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polythene
veteran
Location: London/ Surrey
Member Since: 15th May 2003
Total posts: 1359
Posted:if anyone here uses HOP chat.... type :llama:

The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.

Always make time to play in the snow.

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UCOF
UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel

Member Since: 17th Apr 2002
Total posts: 15414
Posted:number one.

i have a nice hat with lots of llamas on.

i will bring it to spitz next time.


number poo.

CLICK ME!


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TheApprovingNinja
TheApprovingNinja

From the Ashes of a Ninja Rise THE HIPS OF RAGE
Location: Edinburgh
Member Since: 8th Jul 2003
Total posts: 371
Posted:good christ, there are some people who just shouldn't be allowed photoshop or the free time to make silly things. However that helium bit was one of the most stupidly funny things i've ever seen, nice one.

Viva UGLY STAFF

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