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the screeming flaming dude
Yes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
Location: inside your head
Member Since: 10th Apr 2004
Total posts: 104
Posted:Okay, this is simple

all you have to do is answer the question above you, then ask your own queston. I'll start.

Why is poi weavesmiley so cool?


Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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HEY, I COULD SPIN THAT!

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Shawnie
Captain Shawnie the Dreaded

Member Since: 10th Mar 2004
Total posts: 126
Posted:Because violet was taken... By violets!

Where are my marbles??


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Ebonyglider
Ebonyglider

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Location: the birdhouse in your soul
Member Since: 9th Apr 2004
Total posts: 56
Posted:in my pants.

is AOL really so easy to use that no wonder it's number one?


Hey, I'M the BEE!

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oli
not with cactus
Location: bristol/ southern eastern devo...
Member Since: 24th Jul 2003
Total posts: 2052
Posted:its not even nice to look at biggrin

im going to bed now, but when will i get up?


Me train running low on soul coal
They push+pull tactics are driving me loco
They shouldn't do that no no no

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Ebonyglider
Ebonyglider

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Location: the birdhouse in your soul
Member Since: 9th Apr 2004
Total posts: 56
Posted:when badgers and mushrooms actually dance together.

if you're the monkey, can you really go anywhere?


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ayden
ayden

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Location: Manchester Cheadle Hulme
Member Since: 15th Apr 2004
Total posts: 41
Posted:depending on the type of monkey

why do birds fly when they have feet?


''may the sun shine on everything we do''

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Trillian
Trillian

Llamas are larger than frogs.
Location: Cincinnati, Ohio
Member Since: 28th Feb 2004
Total posts: 319
Posted:Because flying is more fun!
Is it farther to New York than by plane?


"I know a good deal more than a boiled carrot."
"Fire!" "Where?" "Nowhere, I was just illustrating the misuse of free speech."

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Shawnie
Captain Shawnie the Dreaded

Member Since: 10th Mar 2004
Total posts: 126
Posted:It depends on how many kilometers you can drive per mile.

What's that smell?


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GottaLoveIt
GottaLoveIt

Sponge
Location: Stevenage
Member Since: 21st Sep 2003
Total posts: 883
Posted:That... my friend.... is the smell of vanacular!!!!

WHY Are all my friends dumping me by being asses and not going to the beach?
spank spank (<-- i wish the guy had a knife!)


Monkeys monkeys and bananas

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Kytten
Kytten

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Location: Cairns, Australia
Member Since: 17th Mar 2004
Total posts: 21
Posted:Because you smell bad and they are embarrised to be around you biggrin

I have to go to the toilet really badly! why can't I be screwed getting off my butt?


You bastard!

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GottaLoveIt
GottaLoveIt

Sponge
Location: Stevenage
Member Since: 21st Sep 2003
Total posts: 883
Posted:Because you have to be in a compromising position to be screwed.

Why is smelling bad a bad thing?


Monkeys monkeys and bananas

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Kytten
Kytten

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Location: Cairns, Australia
Member Since: 17th Mar 2004
Total posts: 21
Posted:Because it is offensive to my nose

Why do people on mIRC suck so much, why can't they be normal like all of us rolleyes


You bastard!

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GottaLoveIt
GottaLoveIt

Sponge
Location: Stevenage
Member Since: 21st Sep 2003
Total posts: 883
Posted:Because there is no normal.... haha what a stupid answer!

What's the multiple of spank and cook divided by half of a kangaroo?


Monkeys monkeys and bananas

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_Aime_
_Aime_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hastings
Member Since: 2nd Jan 2004
Total posts: 4172
Posted:cheese

why are there no ice-lollies in the freezer when i have an upmost craving for them?


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Kytten
Kytten

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Location: Cairns, Australia
Member Since: 17th Mar 2004
Total posts: 21
Posted:Because you were too slack to put them in the freezer this morning ( I am eating a frozen apple juice popper biggrin)

Why are men so insensative towards women's feelings?


You bastard!

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Rossco
Rossco

Official HoP hobbity potato monster!
Location: Cardiff, The Diffshire
Member Since: 4th Mar 2004
Total posts: 434
Posted:Because we're men. wink

Does anyone know what a camel spider looks like?


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Remeber kids.... Its all fun and games until someone loses a bol**ck! biggrin

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Kytten
Kytten

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Location: Cairns, Australia
Member Since: 17th Mar 2004
Total posts: 21
Posted:No, but if I see one i'll be sure to tell you

Why are people giving me stupid answer's to my stupid questions?


You bastard!

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wickedpixie
wickedpixie

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Location: Aberystwyth, Wales, UK
Member Since: 31st Jan 2003
Total posts: 70
Posted:yes.

why?


NEVER eat anything you can't spell.

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Rossco
Rossco

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Location: Cardiff, The Diffshire
Member Since: 4th Mar 2004
Total posts: 434
Posted:
Non-Https Image Link




Kytten. Camel spiders look like this. and we are in the "ask a stupid question thred" so just get used to the fact that everything said here is stupid. biggrin



Why the hell are spiders so creepy????? frown





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Remeber kids.... Its all fun and games until someone loses a bol**ck! biggrin

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PsychoTronic(old)
PsychoTronic(old)

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Location: Samos-Piraeus-Athens_Greece
Member Since: 3rd Apr 2004
Total posts: 64
Posted:Because that is the subject"Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"

Why the "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer" is the most popular subject?


The only thing constant in life is change...

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wickedpixie
wickedpixie

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Location: Aberystwyth, Wales, UK
Member Since: 31st Jan 2003
Total posts: 70
Posted:beacuse we're all GREAT at being stupid!

Would i get kicked out for asking a sensible question?


NEVER eat anything you can't spell.

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Ebonyglider
Ebonyglider

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Location: the birdhouse in your soul
Member Since: 9th Apr 2004
Total posts: 56
Posted:Cos yer kind ain't welcome 'round these parts.

do you know how to program multiple DVD players at once?


Hey, I'M the BEE!

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Rossco
Rossco

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Location: Cardiff, The Diffshire
Member Since: 4th Mar 2004
Total posts: 434
Posted:no, just severely disciplined! spank spank spank spank spank wink

why are carrots orange and peas green?


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Remeber kids.... Its all fun and games until someone loses a bol**ck! biggrin

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originalsmit
originalsmit

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Location: nottingham, england. cornwall ...
Member Since: 28th Aug 2003
Total posts: 469
Posted:NO I AM AFRAID THAT I DO NOT KNOW

why dont you seek professional help


my original signature was tooo long.
this one is shorter

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Rossco
Rossco

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Location: Cardiff, The Diffshire
Member Since: 4th Mar 2004
Total posts: 434
Posted:i am the professional help!

Is it a cool idea to grow a dumbledore style beard? umm


O.B.E.S.E. Official Potato man.

Remeber kids.... Its all fun and games until someone loses a bol**ck! biggrin

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Ebonyglider
Ebonyglider

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Location: the birdhouse in your soul
Member Since: 9th Apr 2004
Total posts: 56
Posted:only if you're into kinky beard bondage.

what's it like to be inside a blade of grass?


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Kytten
Kytten

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Location: Cairns, Australia
Member Since: 17th Mar 2004
Total posts: 21
Posted:Well if you knew what a camel spider was well than why did you ask? And no it wouldn't because you'd probably set yourself alight hehe actually do that and take photo's biggrin

Why did I die my hair orange?....it so doesn't suit me


You bastard!

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originalsmit
originalsmit

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Location: nottingham, england. cornwall ...
Member Since: 28th Aug 2003
Total posts: 469
Posted:because you were tormented by a an orange throughout all the formative years of your childhood. alone in the wilderness raised by oranges. the ornage girl awakes, thinking that.. she is an orange.

why did i have huuuuge braids put in my hair?


my original signature was tooo long.
this one is shorter

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Ebonyglider
Ebonyglider

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Location: the birdhouse in your soul
Member Since: 9th Apr 2004
Total posts: 56
Posted:it makes headbanging a lot more destructive.

can you really be addicted to coffee?


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Kytten
Kytten

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Location: Cairns, Australia
Member Since: 17th Mar 2004
Total posts: 21
Posted:Because you were high on lamp oil.....if that's possible

Why am I being accused of [censored] I didn't do?


You bastard!

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originalsmit
originalsmit

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Location: nottingham, england. cornwall ...
Member Since: 28th Aug 2003
Total posts: 469
Posted:because it happens to almost everyone every day.

why in gods name do i have to work till after the fire meet starts tonight?


my original signature was tooo long.
this one is shorter

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