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Location: The Underworld
Aw, C'mon, gimme a break I felt left out
Right, so the object of this wee nipper is to find out lots of useless, random facts about all you lovely lot...Giving us all insight into eachother's squeeky-clean thoughts.... Like the eighther/or threads, answer a question, and leave another. Don't hold back!!
What lurks beneath the surface? Lets find out...
Question No.
1: What does one do, when one's mind is a blank?
Az abouve, So below...
271 posts
Location: Manchester, England
Twice the length of one of it's wings?
What is the average air speed of the African swal...no no no..too obvious and not random enough.
How long is a piece of string?
boing...boing...When the naive man admits his naivete, he is no longer naive.Thus, all people are regarded by society as either ignorant or a liar.Wonders never cease, as long as you never cease to wonder.
85 posts
Location: Cheshire
How ever long u want it to be...
yesturday? today? or tomorrow?
High Class Hippy #5'One day i WILL own a VW Campervan''i'll sell a liver, u can live with just one, cant u?'Jebus...Jebus
4,308 posts
Location: York, England
today
why is red considered a "sexy" color?
Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive
Shalom VeAhavah
New Hampshire has a point....
271 posts
Location: Manchester, England
tis all to do with brain chemistry methinks, and maybe cos it's also the colour of flesh when your flushed.
What is my favourite colour?
boing...boing...When the naive man admits his naivete, he is no longer naive.Thus, all people are regarded by society as either ignorant or a liar.Wonders never cease, as long as you never cease to wonder.
member
48 posts
Location: scotland
a)The colour you like the best.
Q)why do your feet itch right after doing up your laces?
spig--------Its not big and its not clever.
522 posts
Location: Berlin
cos some wnkr put itching powder in them! LOL
why does the sun never shine in england unless I aint there?
Your life is ending one minute at a time...
So live it.
old hand
1,032 posts
Location: Madrid, United Kingdom
aw honey we must just keep missing each other
why do we always want what we can't have?
"I don't take drugs. I am drugs" - Salvador Dali 
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
cos those things are generally the really, really good stuff.
like i want a hoverboard but can i have one...?
can i ballax!
if the grass is always greener on the other side, why don't we ask the people with that grass for some gardening tips and sort out our lawns so they're all super green and we can't tell them apart?
"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
3,149 posts
Location: London
Because then we wouldn't be able to identify our gardens when we stumble home drunk/other, we'd all end at the wrong houses, be unable to open the doors with our door keys, end up breaking windows to get in, and the only people to benefit would be glaziers and gardening centres.
See signature for question(s)
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
285 posts
Location: down the bottom of the garden,england
im kathryn or kitty to most people, my hair is up coz im off to the pub
why dont boys enjoy cheesy films like dirty dancing?
i'll draw you a picture ill draw it with a twist ill draw it with a razorblade ill draw it on my wrist and if i do it right a red fountain will appear washing away my sorrow washing away my fear
old hand
1,032 posts
Location: Madrid, United Kingdom
I'm going to have to leave it to a boy to answer that question. My answer would be "because they're stupid" but that's just immature
Cole and simian I'm liking the grass analogy
kitty what's up with the hair, worried about it dripping in your beer?
"I don't take drugs. I am drugs" - Salvador Dali
6 posts
Location: Simcoe, Ontario
Because all the people hanging out in squaresville need some music too!
Why is it that I haven't met anyone on this site that listens to Grand Theft Bus? They're amazing
6 posts
Location: Simcoe, Ontario
or better yet, why did i answer the wrong question
LOL
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
cos yo be a dumb ass.
even bigger LOL.
f*ck a pig?
564 posts
Location: Vansterdam
No thanks......
masterbate often?
In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird, now the world is weird and they take prozac to make it normal again.
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
would you prefer to scoop your eyes out with a spoon or put a toothpick under your big toenail and kick a football?
old hand
1,032 posts
Location: Madrid, United Kingdom
neither!
UCOF; did you have the same book as me? When I was little we had a children's book called "Would you rather..?" and it was full of things like this. Like: "Would you rather be hugged by a python or sat on by a grizzly bear?" - it rocked! The pictures were great!
So there's the next question (the one about the python and the bear not the one about the book)
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"I don't take drugs. I am drugs" - Salvador Dali
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
I can neither confirm nor deny that statement.
285 posts
Location: down the bottom of the garden,england
Dont worry sunbeam i just ment ide tied my hair up so it wouldnt get in my beer/malibu/vodka/sambuka
UCOF are you really chris de beurg?
i'll draw you a picture ill draw it with a twist ill draw it with a razorblade ill draw it on my wrist and if i do it right a red fountain will appear washing away my sorrow washing away my fear
371 posts
Location: Edinburgh
seeing as there haven't been any new questions I'll go back a bit
speaking professionally as a guy (in professional voice):
A: boys don't like dirty dancing because there aren't any ninjas or giant robots in it.
A: also a piece of string is exactly twice the distance from it's middle to one end.
Q: if love is blind then why is lingere so popular
Viva UGLY STAFF
3,149 posts
Location: London
A:
Love is blind.
Lust has 20:20 vision, binoculars, a magnifying glass and night vision goggles.
Q:
Why do birds suddenly appear?
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
The Ministry of Manipulation
2,523 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
A:
because...
#just like me..
they long to be...
close to you.
Q:
Where will I find the love of my life?
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
over here..
whence forth hast thou come, thou foul varletess?
557 posts
Location: The Underworld
A:
From the darkest pits of a sun-drenched Heaven..
Q:
What time is it?
Az abouve, So below...
2,568 posts
Location: sitting on the step
A.
around about 23 hundred hours
Q.
why is it when i wear clean socks and trainers do i get grubby feet?!
she who sees from up high smiles
Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
It's because dirt is actually made up of tons of little moving particles that enjoy the warmth of human skin and actively seek it out so that they can have beach parties on it.
Where does the odd sock go in the washer/dryer?
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
34 posts
Location: a dry dusty type of hell i don't quite understand ...
A: The odd sock is actually the remainder of the wanking sock. See, when a guy... well... to alieviate the problem of a messy clean up, one might use a sock. Then depending on one's mood, and who's bound to do the laundry, one might just throw the sock away, or put it in the laundry with the others. The occasional sock with no match is the evidence of someone wanking who is ashamed of being found out by the laundry-do-er.
well, it's a theory anyhow.
Q: does the sun make the grass grow? or is the grass growing the reason for the sun's existance?
Strive to Love everything for exactly what it is. Even though you can never understand all the extents of anything.
557 posts
Location: The Underworld
A: The sun makes my ass grow..
Q: Why is wood ...woody?
Az abouve, So below...
13 posts
Location: Laurel MD USA
Cause otherwise " How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood" wood not make any sense.
Can I have fries with that?
Death is only a change of address
176 posts
Location: Chandlers Ford (near Soton)UK
yeah but the real thin crispy ones!
What if colour blind people are seeing the real colours and the rest of us are wrong?
Every ones a monkey!
Yes even you!
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