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Cassandra
Cassandra

Froggie ... Ribbit !!!
Location: Back in Paris... for now !
Member Since: 8th Jun 2001
Total posts: 4224
Posted:hello beautiful people

a while ago (gosh was i that long ? ) we started a thread for stories where i start telling a tory and then someone else continues etc...

it was lovely and a lot of

it is a bit impossible to bumo it up cause noone really wants to dive back into 400 something posts... so shall we do it again ???

Once upon a time there was a furious sock who was terrorizing the entire city of Marmitella in the south of italy...


"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"

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birdgirl
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Location: scotland
Member Since: 2nd Jun 2003
Total posts: 48
Posted:the sock was filled with rage due to the unkind treatment he had gotten from the underpants over a matter of his deep love for a bed sock named florentine

spig--------Its not big and its not clever.

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floki
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Location: brussels
Member Since: 22nd Jan 2003
Total posts: 183
Posted:florentine (... i have to come in here ...) was the beautifull, kind and big-hearted aunt of a speaking boxer shorts that made a fool out of the underpants not to long ago in a conquest

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bounty
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Location: ny
Member Since: 12th Aug 2002
Total posts: 33
Posted:the conquest is where the sock and florentine first met and it was love from their....

[ 27. June 2003, 06:21: Message edited by: bounty ]


follow what you feel...you alone will decide what's real...anyone can be your brand new love

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Gandhi Ganjamaster
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Member Since: 30th Aug 2002
Total posts: 299
Posted:...first laying eyes on each others lovely unwashed selves. unfortunately, however...

Why?

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The_Pirate_Dyke_Boy
The_Pirate_Dyke_Boy

HOP Lord of the Pirate Admiralty
Location: Canterbury, UK
Member Since: 5th Nov 2002
Total posts: 1079
Posted:underpants saw sock's love for florentine as betrayal, and cast his old friend aside, replacing him with his rival, knee-high.
This sent sock into such frustration and anger that...


D.B.
X x X x X

Ship off the starboard! sound general quarters! noise and light discipline! man the cannons! GET ME THE RUM!

Master of the Free Hug Program

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flid
flid

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Warwickshire
Member Since: 27th Aug 2002
Total posts: 3136
Posted:made him realise just how much time he'd been wasting posting on HoP and.....

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Dentrassi
Dentrassi

ZORT!
Location: Brisbane
Member Since: 9th Apr 2003
Total posts: 3044
Posted:..and he suddenly started to turn green and grow bigger and bigger until his ankle section ripped right off, revealing a formidable array of muscles... it was SOCK-HULK 'da da da daaaaaam' (dramatic music) who roared a tremendous cryed that echoed across the streets of Marmitella. SOCK-HULK then....

"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.

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birdgirl
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Location: scotland
Member Since: 2nd Jun 2003
Total posts: 48
Posted:...proceeded to sing in a beeowtifull soprano voice and realising that this was indeed his true calling donned a sequined g-string,some pearls and....

spig--------Its not big and its not clever.

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Cassandra
Cassandra

Froggie ... Ribbit !!!
Location: Back in Paris... for now !
Member Since: 8th Jun 2001
Total posts: 4224
Posted:In swims a mermaid desperate because she can never wear socks but she sees the giant socks and decides to ...

"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"

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CheshireCat
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Location: London or Wiesbaden, Germany
Member Since: 1st Apr 2003
Total posts: 51
Posted:...take knee-high and SockHulk(who had grown to about the size of knee-high through the hulk-ification) and started to spin them in crazy patterns. At this, florentine begings to...

It aint broke...It just lacks large amounts of duct-tape!

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birdgirl
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Location: scotland
Member Since: 2nd Jun 2003
Total posts: 48
Posted:change into a baked bean tin,alas!for it seems that the star crossed lovers will never be together,'tis not possible for clothing and food items to...

spig--------Its not big and its not clever.

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The_Pirate_Dyke_Boy
The_Pirate_Dyke_Boy

HOP Lord of the Pirate Admiralty
Location: Canterbury, UK
Member Since: 5th Nov 2002
Total posts: 1079
Posted:have intimate relations, for if they do thewy shall be forever smited by the mo-mo-mega-marmaite monster (try saying that fast!) who...

D.B.
X x X x X

Ship off the starboard! sound general quarters! noise and light discipline! man the cannons! GET ME THE RUM!

Master of the Free Hug Program

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Cassandra
Cassandra

Froggie ... Ribbit !!!
Location: Back in Paris... for now !
Member Since: 8th Jun 2001
Total posts: 4224
Posted:happens to be nothing less than a fairy in disguise...
flying in with a wand the fairy changes the clothes into ...


"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"

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Aalathea
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Location: Massachusetts, US
Member Since: 30th Oct 2002
Total posts: 80
Posted:...hedgepigs. who promptly run off in order to...

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The_Pirate_Dyke_Boy
The_Pirate_Dyke_Boy

HOP Lord of the Pirate Admiralty
Location: Canterbury, UK
Member Since: 5th Nov 2002
Total posts: 1079
Posted:regroup behind the hedges. with this new knowledge of the mo-mo mega marmite monster (the faerie) they hatched the following plan to defeat the silly being once and for all:

D.B.
X x X x X

Ship off the starboard! sound general quarters! noise and light discipline! man the cannons! GET ME THE RUM!

Master of the Free Hug Program

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birdgirl
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Location: scotland
Member Since: 2nd Jun 2003
Total posts: 48
Posted:by luring her into a trap using caramel revels,and trapping her for all eternity in the back of a shoe shop.Their plan was doomed to fail from the beginning however, due to...

spig--------Its not big and its not clever.

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JoKoPo
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Location: Nottingham, England, UK
Member Since: 2nd May 2003
Total posts: 84
Posted:... the fact that the mo-mo-mega-marmite-monster is psychic and knew what they were up to all along.

So, she decided to punish them by...


*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Meet me in outer space... I will hold you close if you're afraid of heights...xXxXx

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bubblenutter
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Member Since: 6th May 2003
Total posts: 29
Posted:...giving them a good scrubbing and making them clean and smell like roses. However the cross became a double cross as knee-high (being rather clever) swapped the bar of soap for a lump of extra whiffy cheese the outcome was...

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Kaji
Kaji

Quantum Theorist
Location: Vansterdam
Member Since: 12th Dec 2002
Total posts: 564
Posted:...rather smelly indead to say the least. This angered the fairy and she asked...

In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird, now the world is weird and they take prozac to make it normal again.

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Spanner
Spanner

remembers when it was all fields round here
Location: in the works... somewhere...
Member Since: 27th Feb 2003
Total posts: 2790
Posted:...for a Staedtler Noris 120 HB pencil and some papyrus to document as such.

"I thought you are man, but
you are nice woman.

yay,

:R"

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birdgirl
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Location: scotland
Member Since: 2nd Jun 2003
Total posts: 48
Posted:for she was a lady to whom writing a strong letter was a way of life,the socks feeling the deep fear of angry documentation decided that...

spig--------Its not big and its not clever.

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Dentrassi
Dentrassi

ZORT!
Location: Brisbane
Member Since: 9th Apr 2003
Total posts: 3044
Posted:dear all,
here is the story so far....

Once upon a time there was a furious sock who was terrorizing the entire city of Marmitella in the south of italy. the sock was filled with rage due to the unkind treatment he had gotten from the underpants over a matter of his deep love for a bed sock named florentine. florentine was the beautifull, kind and big-hearted aunt of a speaking boxer shorts that made a fool out of the underpants not to long ago in a conquest. the conquest is where the sock and florentine first met and it was love from their first laying eyes on each others lovely unwashed selves. unfortunately, however underpants saw sock's love for florentine as betrayal, and cast his old friend aside, replacing him with his rival, knee-high. This sent sock into such frustration and anger that made him realise just how much time he'd been wasting posting on HoP and he suddenly started to turn green and grow bigger and bigger until his ankle section ripped right off, revealing a formidable array of muscles... it was SOCK-HULK 'da da da daaaaaam' (dramatic music) who roared a tremendous cry that echoed across the streets of Marmitella. SOCK-HULK then proceeded to sing in a beeowtifull soprano voice and realising that this was indeed his true calling donned a sequined g-string,some pearls and In swims a mermaid desperate because she can never wear socks but she sees the giant socks and decides to take knee-high and SockHulk(who had grown to about the size of knee-high through the hulk-ification) and started to spin them in crazy patterns. At this, florentine begings to change into a baked bean tin,alas!for it seems that the star crossed lovers will never be together,'tis not possible for clothing and food items to have intimate relations, for if they do thewy shall be forever smited by the mo-mo-mega-marmaite monster (try saying that fast!) who happens to be nothing less than a fairy in disguise. flying in with a wand the fairy changes the clothes into hedgepigs. who promptly run off in order to regroup behind the hedges. with this new knowledge of the mo-mo mega marmite monster (the faerie) they hatched the following plan to defeat the silly being once and for all: by luring her into a trap using caramel revels,and trapping her for all eternity in the back of a shoe shop. Their plan was doomed to fail from the beginning however, due to the fact that the mo-mo-mega-marmite-monster is psychic and knew what they were up to all along.
So, she decided to punish them by giving them a good scrubbing and making them clean and smell like roses. However the cross became a double cross as knee-high (being rather clever) swapped the bar of soap for a lump of extra whiffy cheese the outcome was rather smelly indead to say the least. This angered the fairy and she asked for a Staedtler Noris 120 HB pencil and some papyrus to document as such for she was a lady to whom writing a strong letter was a way of life,the socks feeling the deep fear of angry documentation decided that...


"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.

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