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mechBRONZE Member
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6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
its time to boost another ego, who has and what is teh best signituree you have evr seen/heard,


i use one of mine, and i have other on other boards, but yeah....whats yours?

appart form the one u use for this board?

Step (el-nombrie)


Latexmember
55 posts


Posted:
The best signature I have ever seen is the one on my paycheck every month

CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,965 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
I've never come up with any funny, witty or clever sigs. Ask Flynt or Rozi if you don't believe me.....


"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean


RoziSILVER Member
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2,996 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia


Posted:
No, that one that went:

quote:
I hear the pitter patter of tiny feet... Help! I am being stalked by a millipede!
Was not at all amusing or witty

It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...


Tinmans heartmember
67 posts
Location: Staffordshire


Posted:
IM BACK OFF HOLIDAY NOW!
chris

There is no way to happiness, happiness is the way.


Bendymember
750 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia


Posted:
Just changed mine - not that I post more than once in a blue moon.

Hmmm - there's gotta be one in there about smurfs and blue moons...

Courage is the man who can stop after only one peanut


CharlesBRONZE Member
Corporate Circus Arts Entertainer
3,989 posts
Location: Auckland, New Zealand


Posted:
Just to throw a spanner in the works.

The best signature I have ever seen is every person i have ever met, oh yeah and the world itself.

(i.e. Gods Signature )

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Paddyback from the dead...sort of
884 posts
Location: 4341'N 7938'W


Posted:
I saw one on here, and it is now my fave quote of all time...

"Before you critisize anyone, by sure to walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you DO critisize them, you're a mile away, and you have their shoes."

I recently tried to come up with a signature, but couldn't think of anything I wouldn't get sick of in a day. I had a list...will try to find it.

DentrassiGOLD Member
ZORT!
3,044 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
im a fan of douglas adams/ blackadder/ python/ assorted british comedy references...

"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.


Jelloambiguous
646 posts
Location: Mpls, MN, USA


Posted:
I've given up on finding the perfect witty sig, its a hit or miss kind of thing.

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UCOFSILVER Member
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15,414 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
mi two

_Stix_Pooh-Bah
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land


Posted:
I've always liked Jez's.. Happiness is like peeingon yourself.. everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth..

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..


Jezaddict
642 posts
Location: UK, London


Posted:
Thanks,

My personal favourite on here was UCOF's old sig which was perfect for him.

"I'm a maniac in a cul de sac."

So true

or my second favourite is smallboy's "hug me, I'm ickle!" which my little sister nicked for the login name in msm!

[ 04. July 2003, 07:22: Message edited by: Jez ]

'Happiness is liking peeing on yourself. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.'

'If *I* had a hammer, there'd be no more folk singers.'


sunbeamSILVER Member
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1,032 posts
Location: Madrid, United Kingdom


Posted:
Paddy that was me that posted that quote. Not sure where it's from but feel free to nick it for your sig.


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sunny


DeepSoulSheepGOLD Member
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2,617 posts
Location: Berlin, Ireland


Posted:
Misstix - Your never too old to storm a bouncing castle.

I live in a world of infinite possibilities.


PrometheusDiamond In The Rough
459 posts
Location: Richmond, Virginia


Posted:
One of my friends has one that says "THINK. It's not illegal....yet."

Dance like it hurts; Love like you need money; Work like someone is watching.

Never criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you DO criticize them, you are a mile away, and you have their shoes.


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
Rozis.... It just cracks me up... Everytime I see it I get a funny little mental picture of a little heart doing aerobic in a pink tracksuit...

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


KajiQuantum Theorist
564 posts
Location: Vansterdam


Posted:
I like Jez's Never Argue with an Idiot they drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird, now the world is weird and they take prozac to make it normal again.


ben-ja-menGOLD Member
just lost .... evil init
2,474 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia


Posted:
this isnt really a signature per say but its in the engineering building at uni and i like it

einstein: god does not play with dice
bohr: stop telling god what to do

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?


DentrassiGOLD Member
ZORT!
3,044 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
personally im reluctant to use any text i see in my engineering building at uni- its usually derogatory comments about law/med/art students...

but the einstein/bohr quote makes the inner nerd inside me laugh....

"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.


sunbeamSILVER Member
old hand
1,032 posts
Location: Madrid, United Kingdom


Posted:
saw another good one the other day on a friend's party site:

"remember, you are unique. Just like everyone else.. innit?"




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sunbeam

"I don't take drugs. I am drugs" - Salvador Dali

sunny


Jezaddict
642 posts
Location: UK, London


Posted:
I also like BamBam's signature which makes me smile every time I read it!

'Happiness is liking peeing on yourself. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.'

'If *I* had a hammer, there'd be no more folk singers.'


mechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
the only sigs, i used to use was

"when evers, when ever"
and
"what evers, what ever"

but these passed into colloquial language and i use them atleast 50times a day now!

its starting to hurt!

later days

Step (el-nombrie)


Eeyoremember
18 posts


Posted:
Well my favourite signature is one I made up. (gives pat on back before kissing own ass). I used it on another board untill I felt too mean.

--------
Spam this number
0208 289 2687
--------

I think its pretty safe to say I wasnt too fond of the owner.
(NOTE: The number above is not real but it could be so dont try dialling it.)

Makes you wonder really.


SpannerBRONZE Member
remembers when it was all fields round here
2,790 posts
Location: in the works... somewhere..., United Kingdom


Posted:
quote:
Originally posted by Charles:
Just to throw a spanner in the works.

Ouch! That hurt!

"I thought you are man, but
you are nice woman.

yay,

:R"


CharlesBRONZE Member
Corporate Circus Arts Entertainer
3,989 posts
Location: Auckland, New Zealand


Posted:
Ok, next time i will PLACE a spanner in the works...

And, don't forget, the works are in a pillow factory.

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DeepSoulSheepGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,617 posts
Location: Berlin, Ireland


Posted:
ok, another one Sunbeam - what if the hokey-cokey really is what its all about?

I live in a world of infinite possibilities.


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Another vote for Jez -

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