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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:I saw this on another forum and can't remember it being played here and thought it could be a bit of fun.

Basically, one person makes a "wish" and the next posted grants it, but corrupts it in some way.

eg:
"I wish for a million dollars"
"a million dollars appears in your bank account but the police then knock on your door about a bank robbery"

now lets get creative!

I wish I could fly!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


fake teeth and glue
fake teeth and glue

Checking who's online, watching you!
Location: somewhere
Member Since: 31st Aug 2003
Total posts: 1972
Posted:you go travelling but end up loving it so much that you study in it and end up teaching it to new people and make them study it rather than letting them travel.

i wish i could.


you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.


esmokah
esmokah

journeyman
Location: wisconsin
Member Since: 21st Feb 2005
Total posts: 75
Posted:You can, you're just really bad at it.

I wish i didn't have as many responsiblities as i do, so i can have more fun.


I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old chevy nova it'll light up the night sky!


Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13919
Posted:You get fired tomorrow.

I wish I didn't have to get up at 5:45 AM for work tomorrow.


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura


blackrose1
blackrose1

member
Location: auckland
Member Since: 20th Feb 2008
Total posts: 198
Posted:You have to get up at 3:30 as no transport is aloud on the roads so you have to walk and its raining hale stones

I wish for my car to run on water


please have patience when reading my posts as english is not my first language
Im blonde and irish all in one Explains all
Forgive me


imprettylikedrugs
imprettylikedrugs

kicking cucumbers constantly : )
Location: Dublin City Centre
Member Since: 25th Feb 2005
Total posts: 160
Posted:you end up driving a Flintstone-esque aquamobile...You asked for it! it runs on water.



I wish I could quit smoking. For Good!

EDITED_BY: imprettylikedrugs (1208956447)


Today's subliminal thought is : " . ; ..." that is all.


Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:You quit smoking for good, but of course it's good, smoking is bad, tis ashame you started dip tobacco and are at 2 cans a day.....and no one wants to kiss you



i wish i were pretty like drugs.


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


esmokah
esmokah

journeyman
Location: wisconsin
Member Since: 21st Feb 2005
Total posts: 75
Posted: Written by :blackrose1


I wish for my car to run on water



hooray, you're car is now a boat!



You are pretty like drugs, unfortunately you are soon made illegal and shot on the spot by a trigger happy depute.

I wish life would quit handing me lemons.


I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old chevy nova it'll light up the night sky!


Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13919
Posted:Life now hands you horse dung. In leaky buckets.

I wish people knew their friggin' jobs around here.


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura


esmokah
esmokah

journeyman
Location: wisconsin
Member Since: 21st Feb 2005
Total posts: 75
Posted:They do know their jobs, and now your company doesn't need you to babysit them anymore and you're fired.

I wish my cable tv was cheaper.


I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old chevy nova it'll light up the night sky!


Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:You get free cable tv......now you just gotta find a spot for all this cable in the shape of a tv.



I wish brown cows gave chocolate milk


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


blackrose1
blackrose1

member
Location: auckland
Member Since: 20th Feb 2008
Total posts: 198
Posted:You get your chocolate milk from the cow then you found out which end it come from

I wish it was still bed time


please have patience when reading my posts as english is not my first language
Im blonde and irish all in one Explains all
Forgive me


esmokah
esmokah

journeyman
Location: wisconsin
Member Since: 21st Feb 2005
Total posts: 75
Posted:It's always bedtime, because you are in a coma.

I wish my credit card was payed off.


I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old chevy nova it'll light up the night sky!


Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13919
Posted: Written by :esmokah


They do know their jobs, and now your company doesn't need you to babysit them anymore and you're fired.




I wish!

 Written by

I wish my credit card was payed off.



It was. By the mafia. And now you owe them. By seven. Sharp. And if you don't... well, you can't make an omelette without breaking a few legs.

I wish I wasn't so damned tired.


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura


CaffeinatedKatie
CaffeinatedKatie

Teacher, Dancer, Artist, and General Smartass
Location: Portland, OR
Member Since: 29th Jan 2005
Total posts: 149
Posted:You get a big fat free cup of coffee... and then you find out they put in some of Poje's 'chocolate milk.'

I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow.



Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13919
Posted:You got fired. And are blacklisted all over town.

I wish I didn't need to sleep.


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura


newgabe
newgabe

what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
Location: Bali
Member Since: 3rd Mar 2005
Total posts: 4030
Posted:You don't need to sleep. You are in the midst of a psychotic mania and rage all over town in ever decreasing circles till you are spinning on the spot and your ears bleed with the centrifugal force and you take off like a little tornado and whizz into a pond where a misplaced shark someone bought for their aquarium until they realised what it was smells the blood and comes to eat you in excrutiating little bites till you cry. And you can't wake up cos it isn't a dream cos you don't sleep.



I wish I had more sleep too. Mmmmm new brown blanket...


.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


imprettylikedrugs
imprettylikedrugs

kicking cucumbers constantly : )
Location: Dublin City Centre
Member Since: 25th Feb 2005
Total posts: 160
Posted:you develop Narcalepsey and a fondness for bull fighting. Nuff said there i think.

I wish Bull fighting was illegal.


Today's subliminal thought is : " . ; ..." that is all.


BurdaA
BurdaA

Sacrebleu
Location: At the quiet limit
Member Since: 20th Jul 2007
Total posts: 377
Posted:It is, however giant panda fighting takes off as a result.

I wish I was somewhere else


Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic


Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:You find yourself inside a large panda costume in the center of an arena.....as you turn to look around you see an odd looking man with a bunch of swords.


I wish Lobster fighting could replace panda fighting.


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


flyingpenguinni
flyingpenguinni

member
Location: Oxford
Member Since: 8th Apr 2008
Total posts: 114
Posted:The lobster fighting its a great idea and become the new fancy sport.

I wish i could get the dead ones for a great paella!!!! (otherwise i would never afford to have one)


I had to beat him to death with his own shoes... but that's another story all together.


newgabe
newgabe

what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
Location: Bali
Member Since: 3rd Mar 2005
Total posts: 4030
Posted:our paella is filled with putrid rotting lobster and all your family and friends choke on little bits of splintered swords.
I wish our huge painting was mounted on the wall and didn't fall over in the wind


.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


burningoftheclavey
burningoftheclavey

lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
Location: over yonder
Member Since: 22nd Jul 2005
Total posts: 926
Posted:it is mounted, it never fell over. however, a small artistic five year old child thought it would be the perfect place to paint his family portrait. aww.. shame it was worth millions beforehand..

i wish my back wasnt itchy in that hard to reach place.


on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"

Owned by Brenn smile


Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:your back becomes not itchy in the easy to reach spot and a fire starts in the spot that you cant reach.



I wish today was 3 years from yesterday.


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


newgabe
newgabe

what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
Location: Bali
Member Since: 3rd Mar 2005
Total posts: 4030
Posted:Today is three years from yesterday but its the worst three years of your life.

I wish the police hadn't raided my house last night.


.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


DarkFyre
DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North
Member Since: 4th Nov 2005
Total posts: 1965
Posted:The police raid your parents house since it is your last know address.

I wish for some cotton candy


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


esmokah
esmokah

journeyman
Location: wisconsin
Member Since: 21st Feb 2005
Total posts: 75
Posted:You do have some cotton candy! only it's fiber glass insulation, yummy!

I wish i had a cold beer right now.


I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old chevy nova it'll light up the night sky!


DarkFyre
DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North
Member Since: 4th Nov 2005
Total posts: 1965
Posted:you have a cold can of beer in you hand but I shook it up before I gave it to you and you didn't see me do it.


I wish for my mother to give me an update of the current situation.


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


esmokah
esmokah

journeyman
Location: wisconsin
Member Since: 21st Feb 2005
Total posts: 75
Posted:She just called, she said she is going to have to put down your goldfish, Goldie.

I wish Darkfyre the best of luck...


I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old chevy nova it'll light up the night sky!


Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13919
Posted:They demolished it instead.

I wish I wasn't on call right now.


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura


DarkFyre
DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North
Member Since: 4th Nov 2005
Total posts: 1965
Posted:You're going to be on call on your birthday.

I wish for a magic carpet


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


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