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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
I saw this on another forum and can't remember it being played here and thought it could be a bit of fun.

Basically, one person makes a "wish" and the next posted grants it, but corrupts it in some way.

eg:
"I wish for a million dollars"
"a million dollars appears in your bank account but the police then knock on your door about a bank robbery"

now lets get creative!

I wish I could fly!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


newgabeSILVER Member
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
The UK gets decent weather for the summer. All three hours of it.
I wish I had gone for a nice long walk yesterday

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
You did, and the sun stayed out, thus combining your last 2 wishes, and giving you appalling sunburn.

I wish my bag wasn't falling to bits.

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
Your bag totally disintigrates

i wish i had something to wish for meditate

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


newgabeSILVER Member
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
You wish you had great skin like mine that hardly ever burns, unlike those lilypaste Poms who keep blathering about sunblock ubblol

I wish a certain uphimself invasive Artiste would evaporate.

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
they evaporate , but they condense again every morning on your window

i really do wish i had great skin ,that hardly ever burns unlike the lilypaste pom i am ubblol

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
you have great skin like newgabe but thats because you have been surgically grafted to him.

I wish it wasnt so hot where i live.

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
you move to the north pole

i wish the play festival site wasn't down

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


fake teeth and glueBRONZE Member
Checking who's online, watching you!
1,972 posts
Location: somewhere, England (UK)


Posted:
it isn't and you go to visit it, but realize it up! in space! and you can't breath...ECT

i wish i had mushrooms in my soup.

you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
biggrin wink you do and have a really great trip unfortunately it lasts for 3 days and you get fired from your job


i wish corrupting wishes didn't make me so happy smile biggrin ubbtickled ubblol ubblol

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
You fall into a pit of depression after your last corruption and end up killing yourself with a spoon.


i wish i had some more coffee

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


fake teeth and glueBRONZE Member
Checking who's online, watching you!
1,972 posts
Location: somewhere, England (UK)


Posted:
you get so much that you burst just like a big coffee balloon.



i wish i had a job.

you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
you get a job as a traffic warden , everybody hates you so you quit

i wish i'd slept better last night

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


burningoftheclaveySILVER Member
lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
926 posts
Location: over yonder, New Zealand


Posted:
you slept better last night. You're still asleep. You only dreamt you made this post. Nothing is reality, and you go insane.

I wish i had a belt for my trousers.

on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"

Owned by Brenn smile


newgabeSILVER Member
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
 Written by :Poje



you have great skin like newgabe but that's because you have been surgically grafted to him.







Clavey, you have a belt for your trousers. You nicked it from that male Newgabe while the real Newgabe was embroidering her party dress and he, being a mythical beast, morphs into a giant angry Texan bullheaded warrior thing and gores you. So it turns out to be a Gore-tex belt which doesn't match your outfit.



I wish I could be a male Newgabe sometimes and see how the other half lives. wink

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
You remain grafted to me , now you can see how the other half lives smile


i wish newgabe would stop watching me , especially when i go to the loo ubblol

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


newgabeSILVER Member
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
Newgabe remains grafted in a non attentive sort of way. Being a headstrong sort of person she barges around wherever she wants to, never noticing how often your head bangs on the door/wall/toilet cubicle.
I wish I had the energy to get up and clean my teeth

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
if you stop bashing me off of things i'll clean them for you biggrin

i wish i had some almonds

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
You have some almonds, unfortunately, after eating them, you discover they were originally sugared, but someone else sucked the coating off..and you spend the rest of the day feelnig a bit sick.

I wish I had a computer at home, and didn't have to go to the library every day.

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
you are evicted and have to move into the library

i wish i knew who sucked the sugar off my almonds umm

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


newgabeSILVER Member
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
You know who; and now you feel REALLY sick.
I wish I liked the cold.

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
you do , but coz you live in Oz you don't get any (its saved for us lilypaste poms ) biggrin

i wish i didn't have to pay so much tax

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
You don;t! In fact, Tax pays YOU......in pain!!!!


I wish this day was near get off work time.

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
it gets to 1 min before get off work time , then time stops and you are permanently trapped in that time


i wish i had 100 for every wish that has been corrupted

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
You get 100# of hairy man on top of you for every corrupted wish.


I wish for some salt and vinegar

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


BurdaASILVER Member
Sacrebleu
377 posts
Location: At the quiet limit, United Kingdom


Posted:
You get them.. in your eye.

I wish for pancakes

Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic


newgabeSILVER Member
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
You get them. Up your nose.
I wish my hot water bottle was ready.

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
It is ready ....ready to burst , which it does in your bed and you are badly scalded

i wish i knew why someone in Oz needed a hot water bottle confused shrug

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


newgabeSILVER Member
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
You find out that not all parts of Oz are hot all the time. eekThis news shocks you so much your head explodes ubblol



I wish there was something I wanted.

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


BurdaASILVER Member
Sacrebleu
377 posts
Location: At the quiet limit, United Kingdom


Posted:
You suddenly want to eat your own feet, and try valiantly, but quickly become disheartened. The experience is unpleasant nonetheless

I wish life involved more epic special effects

Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
It does. Including the one where there are gallons of blood gushing out of the stump of your neck where your head used to be.

I wish I was settled into my apartment in SF already.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


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