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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
I saw this on another forum and can't remember it being played here and thought it could be a bit of fun.

Basically, one person makes a "wish" and the next posted grants it, but corrupts it in some way.

eg:
"I wish for a million dollars"
"a million dollars appears in your bank account but the police then knock on your door about a bank robbery"

now lets get creative!

I wish I could fly!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
According to the Modern Dictionary of UK Slang, 'shpadoinkle' now means: long, pointless, and infested with shrews.

I wish the clothes dryer wasn't broken.

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


BurdaASILVER Member
Sacrebleu
377 posts
Location: At the quiet limit, United Kingdom


Posted:
Your dryer is fixed, but immediately sabotaged by darkfyre's pounded, fermented tuber taro paste. Leaving you both with nothing but a limp. A real bad one...in both legs

I wish for summer

Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic™ ©


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
It's summer but only in tempurture, the earth is moving closer to the sun and it's already getting to be in the 100's everyday


I wish it wasn't getting hot already.

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
you move to the arctic circle and you never get hot ever again.

I wish that I wasn't sick.

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


blackrose1member
198 posts
Location: auckland


Posted:
You are well and full of energy bouncing around the house and you have no where to go you are getting so board and restless everyone else is busy

Wish i had friends to talk to help

please have patience when reading my posts as english is not my first language
Im blonde and irish all in one Explains all
Forgive me


Deamon_LlamaBRONZE Member
member
78 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
Your new friends are adamant HoPpers

I wish that I had means to buy a new firestaff.

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No statements are true unless they can be proven scientifically.
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hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
You aquire some really mean people, who buy a new firestaff and play with it in front of you, but won't let you have a turn.

I wish I had a new book to read.

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


blackrose1member
198 posts
Location: auckland


Posted:
You get given a new book you get all excited you sit down to have a good read as you open the pages your heart sinks its not in english


Wish i could stay in bed all day instead of going to work

please have patience when reading my posts as english is not my first language
Im blonde and irish all in one Explains all
Forgive me


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
you stay in bed all day....everyday...for the next 6 months. Your muscles atrophy and when you finally get outta bed you promptly fall to the ground....can't spin any more either.


I wish blackrose was able to spin again.

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
she can spin again but only if sombody pushes her around whilst she is sitting on an office chair.

I wish blackrose was able to spin poi again

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


blackrose1member
198 posts
Location: auckland


Posted:
I can spin I can spin poi again as my office chair twils aronud then it spins to fast and i go flying across the room landing flat on my umum cheeks haha

i wish for a nice hot coffee and a cream donut with jam in it and not so sore cheeks

please have patience when reading my posts as english is not my first language
Im blonde and irish all in one Explains all
Forgive me


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
your coffee burns your mouth, the cream in you donut is off and you landed quite badly on your tails bone.

I wish for a cup of tea

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


blackrose1member
198 posts
Location: auckland


Posted:
you go to make your cup of tea and the power turns of just as you turn the jug on so you opp for cold tea and your tea bag breaks and you get tea leaves stuck in your teeth then you smile at your new freind

I wish summer will never end

please have patience when reading my posts as english is not my first language
Im blonde and irish all in one Explains all
Forgive me


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
Summer never ends and rains never come again. Soon enough NZ drys out and becomes a desert wasteland Mad Max style.

I wish I could play guitar really good.

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
you begin to play guitar really good and then promptly get arrested by the grammer police. Now you sit in a cell and cry all day.


I wish Dark didnt have to go to jail for that.

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


blackrose1member
198 posts
Location: auckland


Posted:
He didnt have to go to jail they punished dark by making him play the flute instead on a main street in underwear shining a red nose

I wish oh i so wish for a sky rocket

please have patience when reading my posts as english is not my first language
Im blonde and irish all in one Explains all
Forgive me


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
it blows up on you like your in a road runner cartoon

I wish I was a cartoon.

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


blackrose1member
198 posts
Location: auckland


Posted:
You are the cutes cartoon character but the kids don't like you as your to cute and nobody knows you


I wish for fruit cake with marzipan icing with my coffee

please have patience when reading my posts as english is not my first language
Im blonde and irish all in one Explains all
Forgive me


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
you become the aforementioned cake and some sneeky bugger pinches your coffee and eats the cake with it.

I wish my mum could come over here and cook me up a decent feed like she used to before I moved half way around the world.

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


blackrose1member
198 posts
Location: auckland


Posted:
You got me i cant corrupt that wish as i wish the same

Bugger you hahaha

please have patience when reading my posts as english is not my first language
Im blonde and irish all in one Explains all
Forgive me


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
You become a man and you try to bugger me but I refuse comply with your wish and cut your new manly bits off as punishment for even thinking it.

I wish that blackrose would become her old self again albeit with the memory of 'man pain'.

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


blackrose1member
198 posts
Location: auckland


Posted:
Hahaha now i have to look that word up befor i can answer

please have patience when reading my posts as english is not my first language
Im blonde and irish all in one Explains all
Forgive me


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
No wish, No corruption

I wish that the blackrose would actually corrupt my wishes and make a wish of her own.

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


BurdaASILVER Member
Sacrebleu
377 posts
Location: At the quiet limit, United Kingdom


Posted:
She does, her wishes are so brutal I can't even bring myself to re-iterate them. You are needless to say left a broken, tormented soul, who gibbers wildly about lemons and aubergines. Bad blackrose.. Bad

I wish for a salad, a meaty one.

Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic™ ©


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
You get a fresh meat salad......gross....enjoy



I would love to be bound and gagged and thrown into the trunk of a car.

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


blackrose1member
198 posts
Location: auckland


Posted:
Your in the trunk gas fumes make you high as they open the trunk you see the most beautiful person you have ever soon your heart beats fast you have to have this person the two of you start to get passionate as you blood starts to boil you come down from your high you open your eyes and its a gorilla shock horror

I wont to clime the highest mountain and scream I'm here

please have patience when reading my posts as english is not my first language
Im blonde and irish all in one Explains all
Forgive me


newgabeSILVER Member
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
The scream sets off an avalanche and you end up at the bottom of a vast crevasse screaming I'm here HEEELLLPPP!!!!!


I wish there were no parking inspectors.

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


blackrose1member
198 posts
Location: auckland


Posted:
All parking inspectors get run over and they put a camera on every parking site and we have to pay more in fines to pay for cameras

I wish my ass didnt get sore sitting in my computer chair for hours

please have patience when reading my posts as english is not my first language
Im blonde and irish all in one Explains all
Forgive me


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
HAHHAHA so many places I could go......


Your ass doesn;t get sore from sitting in a coupter chair all day. Your ass has turned INTO a computer chair and you have to roll everywhere you go, Once when you were rolling down a big hill you hit a rock and went tumbling, oh it was funny.

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


jarleGOLD Member
Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
I wish Poje had made a wish I could corrupt.

Kupo!


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