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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
I saw this on another forum and can't remember it being played here and thought it could be a bit of fun.

Basically, one person makes a "wish" and the next posted grants it, but corrupts it in some way.

eg:
"I wish for a million dollars"
"a million dollars appears in your bank account but the police then knock on your door about a bank robbery"

now lets get creative!

I wish I could fly!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


FoxInDocsSILVER Member
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia


Posted:
Brenn, you are not feeling run down, and therefore the wonderufl healing properties of CG have no effect on you.


i wish.... i hadn't run out of happy pills.

"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie

"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie


jarleGOLD Member
Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
Next years cosplay might involve a mask, but no cape.

You find out who's been stealing your happy pills, then face the ethical delimna of your needs vs theirs.

I wish I had decent spelling skills...

Kupo!


HikkaisPuppet 185 posts
Location: Dark side of the moon


Posted:
You hear a strange rumble and the earth starts to shake, you open your door to investigate and a huge wave of Happy Pills comes flying through and you drown in them. You are now dead.

I wish people had'nt ignored my last wish...:(

Mata Ashita!

Time...Line?? Time isn't made of lines! It's made of circles! That's why clocks are ROUND.


hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
They didn't ignore your last wish, they just didn't care..
biggrin

I wish I could come to CG too.. and Woodford..

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


Groovy_DreamSILVER Member
449 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
 Written by: HikkaisPuppet


You hear a strange rumble and the earth starts to shake, you open your door to investigate and a huge wave of Happy Pills comes flying through and you drown in them. You are now dead.

I wish people had'nt ignored my last wish...:(



You come to common ground, but end up at the wrong one! Dazed and confused, you return back to where you come from, wondering why there was no firetwirling.

I wish i could live in multiple realities.

WooktasticBRONZE Member
371 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland


Posted:
You live in multiple realities and it makes you feel like your brain is being raped by a cat.

I wish I my friend would hurry up and get here.

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart


MagsKatBRONZE Member
113 posts
Location: Surrey side, United Kingdom


Posted:
your friend arrives and brings with them someone you hate.. they want to tell you they don't like you anymore!

i wish i got paid a nice wage to Poi

Formally known as kat224

We are not friends.. we never were.. but if i was part of your life then i thank you


WooktasticBRONZE Member
371 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland


Posted:
You get a job for Poi at a more than decent salary
however you have stolen my job and I kill you in a fit of bloody vengeance.

I wish I had already finished Jane Eyre for college.

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart


MagsKatBRONZE Member
113 posts
Location: Surrey side, United Kingdom


Posted:
Because you killed me in afit of vengeance , i can no long help you finish jane eyre and you are now stuck reading it forever!



I wish i had a yellow crayon
EDITED_BY: kat224 (1191236122)

Formally known as kat224

We are not friends.. we never were.. but if i was part of your life then i thank you


Invader XanSILVER Member
Your friendly neighbourhood mad scientist
479 posts
Location: Over the hills and far away, United Kingdom


Posted:
Sure, you can have a yellow crayon. The only one in the world, in fact. And everyone keeps asking you to borrow it...


I wish I had a Nintendo Wii.

"Love the art in yourself and not yourself in the art."
--Konstantin Stanislavisky


RyGOLD Member
Gromit's Humble Squire
4,496 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
You find yourself capable of it and it really really hurts ubblol



I wish for good things for everyone.

Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
Good things happen to everyone...except you, you die.





I wish id stop dropping my staff.
EDITED_BY: poje (1191248594)

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


WooktasticBRONZE Member
371 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland


Posted:
You stop dropping your staff. Unfortunately you can't put it down. Which leads to a very unfortunate accidental impaling when you go the toilet.

I wish they'd make a new season of wondershowzen.

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart


Fireina 143 posts
Location: Broomfield, Colorado


Posted:
They make a new season, but it turns into a hybred of Heroes, Lost, House, and America's Next Top Model, thus making zero sense whatsoever and you wish you could reverse your wish but you can't cause that will just corrupt things even worse.

I wish diet Coke could taste exactly like real Coke but still be zero-cal.

"Watch those explosions in the sky and you'll go blind, but not this time. Will you live in hope or dark desire? What can I say? F*ck love give me fire." ~Cities Of Night by Blaqk Audio (Davey Havok)

Proudly MCRmy


HikkaisPuppet 185 posts
Location: Dark side of the moon


Posted:
Wish granted, but now that they both taste the same, they stop making the non zero calarie one and the coke addicts sue and coke gets bankrupt, thus no more coke is made.

I wish for a bottle of Talcom Powder to step on biggrin

Mata Ashita!

Time...Line?? Time isn't made of lines! It's made of circles! That's why clocks are ROUND.


JauntyJamesSILVER Member
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA


Posted:
You have the bottle and step on it. The powder fills the room and you choke to death.

I wish there was a slice of pepperoni pizza a million miles away in outer space.

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"


_Poiboy_PLATINUM Member
bastard child of satan
1,113 posts
Location: Raanana, Israel


Posted:
you get a bottle of talcom powder, but when you step on it it blows too much powder out and you're blinded by it.

I wish my wish would get corrupted.

MagsKatBRONZE Member
113 posts
Location: Surrey side, United Kingdom


Posted:
 Written by: Sparkey



You have the bottle and step on it. The powder fills the room and you choke to death.







i laughed so loud at that , that my office manager came over!



There is a slice of pizza in space.. but you can't seen it, until it comes crashing to earth and ends the world armageddon stylee



you can have you wish uncorrupted, but that would mean eveyone else could have theres as well.. the world ends!



I wish i was ambidextrus
EDITED_BY: kat224 (1191328465)

Formally known as kat224

We are not friends.. we never were.. but if i was part of your life then i thank you


_VT_SILVER Member
Your Face!
1,173 posts
Location: el paso, tx, USA


Posted:
You become ambidextrious, but a week later you gain a crippling case of carpel tunnel syndrome.



I wish for animal telepathy like the Beast Master.
EDITED_BY: _VT_ (1191330829)

Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-

Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
You gain this ability but then go mad shortly after due to hearing the annoying chattering of squirrles.


I wish i had some

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


HikkaisPuppet 185 posts
Location: Dark side of the moon


Posted:
You get some and "Apply it directly to your forehead" but you read/heard the instructions wrong and it explodes and you die (It saved the world a favour too biggrin)

I wish I didn't just waste 3 minutes of my life watching that video.

Mata Ashita!

Time...Line?? Time isn't made of lines! It's made of circles! That's why clocks are ROUND.


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
Time turns back and you decide to skip the video, instead you find a gun to play with for 3 minutes, it takes you 1.6 minutes to find some bullets 1 minute to get yer aim and nerves up, and .4 minutes to finally kill yer dog/cat.



I wish i had nutella

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
You had nutella. But now it's gone biggrin

Because Doc Lightning stole it.


I wish the Ninja Turtles were real.

ॐ

Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
....they are.


Non-Https Image Link





I wish i had a new sock

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


MagsKatBRONZE Member
113 posts
Location: Surrey side, United Kingdom


Posted:
just one new sock?

ok so you get this 'new sock' only it's full of holes and completely usless.

I wish i have a new pair of etnies

Formally known as kat224

We are not friends.. we never were.. but if i was part of your life then i thank you


Invader XanSILVER Member
Your friendly neighbourhood mad scientist
479 posts
Location: Over the hills and far away, United Kingdom


Posted:
Sure you can have a new sock. Just one though. And it's the only new one you'll ever get again. Take good care of it, now! tongue


I wish work wasn't boring...

"Love the art in yourself and not yourself in the art."
--Konstantin Stanislavisky


hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
Work gets so interesting, you forget to do anything else, including eat, and slowly starve to death.

I wish could take tomorrow off and still get paid.

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


WooktasticBRONZE Member
371 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland


Posted:
You take tomorrow off and still get paid . . . WITH PAIN!

I wish I wasn't spending the next five days teaching germans to act when I speak no german.

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart


UnclassifiedLeggyGirlBRONZE Member
916 posts
Location: Derby, United Kingdom


Posted:
you don't spend the next 5 days teaching germans how to act, while speaking no german, you spend the next 5 days teaching RUSSIANS how to act, while speaking no russian tongue

i wish i could find a flat and move in to it before xmas, without dying, everyone around me dying, or getting evicted after however long you think of. oh, and without a bomb dropping on the flat either biggrin

ummmm...........anybody have any suggestions as to what i can put here?!

mjk is monitoring your interwebs!


MagsKatBRONZE Member
113 posts
Location: Surrey side, United Kingdom


Posted:
the flat burns down! none dies but you are uninsured

i wish someone would answer my last wish

Formally known as kat224

We are not friends.. we never were.. but if i was part of your life then i thank you


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