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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:This is the official post for the singles in opposition to the love post!

(im going to laugh so much is Vanize makes a singles topic at the same time! lol!)


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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SILVER Member since Sep 2004

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Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs..., United Ki...

Total posts: 2719
Posted:What? When did I become cool?

(thanks WWFFJr) smile

Sound off all the cool singles! smile


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GlitterTits


GlitterTits

Corean Spinner
Location: Corea, Maine

Total posts: 34
Posted:we're all still single, or at least i hope so or i won't have anybody to talk to!!

news? i sucked it up and upgraded to some LED poi, actually found a wicked deal on ebay for em and i can't wait for them to get here! who needs a boyfriend when you've got poi, right? i mean, they're still a set of balls...

O_O

i could take that in so many bad directions...i'm going to stop...right now.

Excelsior!
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harasu
SILVER Member since Jul 2008

journeyman
Location: that cute valley in the south,...

Total posts: 51
Posted:*staring at the floor, leaves thread to give LynxLynx a little kiss on the cheek*

Commander Schutz: Strange, and I thought you were an Aryan.
Jewish Barber: No, I'm a vegetarian.

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Eveish
GOLD Member since Jul 2004

Eveish

*Tickles pretty strangers*
Location: Australia

Total posts: 610
Posted:Hey wow! This old place! I haven't been here in ages, nice to see that there are still a lot of the same familiar faces, wink
Whats been happening? Do I need to start cooking pancakes again for a feast and gossip catch up?


What if I should fall right through the centre of the Earth and come out the other side where people walk upside-down?!

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willworkforfoodjnr
SILVER Member since Aug 2007

willworkforfoodjnr

Hunting robot foxes
Location: Huddersfield, West Yorkshire, ...

Total posts: 1046
Posted:I'll have mine with lemon and sugar please grin

Working hard to be a wandering hippie layabout. Ten years down, five to go!

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Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs..., United Ki...

Total posts: 2719
Posted:Could I have mine with mixed fruit and Nutella please?

People keep leaving. I'm going to bake some cake smile


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hamamelis
BRONZE Member since Jan 2006

hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls., Engla...

Total posts: 756
Posted:I'm not going anywhere fast..

I think I may try make some biscuitty things... Or mince pies.. Hm.


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SILVER Member since Sep 2004

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Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs..., United Ki...

Total posts: 2719
Posted:Mince Pies!

Yum!

Can I have a cup of chocolatey horlicks too please?

hug


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Just_Another_Clown


Just_Another_Clown

old hand
Location: London

Total posts: 965
Posted:*Strolls in through the french doors*

Evenin' all. Good to be back. Hows things?


Q:"How many Jugglers Does it take to change a light bulb?"
A:"One, but another 99 others saying,'I could do that if I only practised more'" biggrin biggrin

Gate Keeper to Shocked_Prawn. None may pass.

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Eveish
GOLD Member since Jul 2004

Eveish

*Tickles pretty strangers*
Location: Australia

Total posts: 610
Posted:*stands in the kitchen on stilts flipping pancakes*
Right! Someone hand out the plates the first 6 are ready - teehee! can you catch?!


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Just_Another_Clown


Just_Another_Clown

old hand
Location: London

Total posts: 965
Posted:Just about, tired from work. But Im managing. *puts on Safety Spec*
Go!


Q:"How many Jugglers Does it take to change a light bulb?"
A:"One, but another 99 others saying,'I could do that if I only practised more'" biggrin biggrin

Gate Keeper to Shocked_Prawn. None may pass.

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:Originally Posted By: Just_Another_Clown*Strolls in through the french doors*

Evenin' all. Good to be back. Hows things?

Did you ever leave? tongue2

Why are you in the singles thread... nice chap like yourself?

I'm sure there's tons of pretty guys out there waiting to throw themselves at you wink


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Just_Another_Clown

old hand
Location: London

Total posts: 965
Posted:Well, point me in the right direction and I will smarten myself out. Until then.....Pass the Port. smile

Q:"How many Jugglers Does it take to change a light bulb?"
A:"One, but another 99 others saying,'I could do that if I only practised more'" biggrin biggrin

Gate Keeper to Shocked_Prawn. None may pass.

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Lovo


Lovo

Lord and Master
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 74
Posted:*Walks passed door and does a double take*
Hey! People like me!
*runs away and comes back with bean bag and rum for all*
Hi everyone! I too am single. smile
Maple pancake please.

EDITED_BY: Lovo (1228349352)


Under the skin of our lives; somewhere deep and early, forgotten, we all follow the same dreams.
- unknown

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willworkforfoodjnr
SILVER Member since Aug 2007

willworkforfoodjnr

Hunting robot foxes
Location: Huddersfield, West Yorkshire, ...

Total posts: 1046
Posted:Panckakes and rum! What a great way to spend a day grin

Working hard to be a wandering hippie layabout. Ten years down, five to go!

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SILVER Member since Sep 2004

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Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs..., United Ki...

Total posts: 2719
Posted:And Port!

There's nothing quite as mellow as getting drunk on port.

It Marvellous!

smile


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Eveish
GOLD Member since Jul 2004

Eveish

*Tickles pretty strangers*
Location: Australia

Total posts: 610
Posted:*sits down with a stack of pancakes*
mmmm what a lovely afternoon


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SILVER Member since Sep 2004

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Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs..., United Ki...

Total posts: 2719
Posted:Not here it isnt... frown

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willworkforfoodjnr
SILVER Member since Aug 2007

willworkforfoodjnr

Hunting robot foxes
Location: Huddersfield, West Yorkshire, ...

Total posts: 1046
Posted:Really? Its nice this side of the pennines, if cold...

Working hard to be a wandering hippie layabout. Ten years down, five to go!

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SILVER Member since Sep 2004

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Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs..., United Ki...

Total posts: 2719
Posted:Its nice now it wasn't before smile

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shocked_prawn
SILVER Member since Apr 2007

shocked_prawn

old hand
Location: Sunderland, UK

Total posts: 865
Posted:i miss home town pete is it NOT nice here, its all cold and frosty and stuff.
but mmmmnn pancake party! hug


Proud Co-Owner of PoiBoi
Owned by J.A.C

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GlitterTits


GlitterTits

Corean Spinner
Location: Corea, Maine

Total posts: 34
Posted:i'll take a stack of pancakes, and i'll bring the maple syrup i tapped this winter too! and i'll bring the gin, cause i prefer gin over rum, though port is delicious!

been gone for a few weeks, bumming around the southern part o the state, but i've returned to the cold frigid north and thus to the internet, hope i didn't miss too much!!

I return!

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SILVER Member since Sep 2004

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Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs..., United Ki...

Total posts: 2719
Posted:Nope. Didn't miss a thing smile

I hate Christmas. Specially being alone. There's no-one I can really relate to here, my family sucks, my brother's OK, now, but we still don't entirely see eye to eye, and on christmas night I'll be going back to my cold, lonely room, and sleepy oblivion will be my reward for facing another shitty christmas amongst people who annoy me most of the time.

Still, you've got to laugh smile


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GlitterTits

Corean Spinner
Location: Corea, Maine

Total posts: 34
Posted:I almost wish my Christmas could be that simple, my grandmother is the Christmas nazi, and as much as i really do enjoy singing Christmas carols, i can't stand posing for pictures, explaining what i'm doing with my life two thousand times, and listening to everyone bicker incessantly about how their diabetes is going and such. i like christmas for the most part, but only in small doses.

though our Christmases will be similar in the whole going back to our cold lonely rooms, though i'm sure i'll have to explain over and over again the the older relatives why i'm not married yet and where my 'date' is...yay.

merry christmas everyone


Fruit don't talk...they listen...and wait.

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Lovo


Lovo

Lord and Master
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 74
Posted:ah christmas... Definately a family holiday. Worst time for those of us who hate family and have noone else to go to. We should organise a HoP singles christmas for next year. :-) or just a HoP christmas party... Hmmm...

Under the skin of our lives; somewhere deep and early, forgotten, we all follow the same dreams.
- unknown

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:Try being a Jew on Christmas. Stuck in Santa Barbara where you know NOBODY. With a senile mother.

SCREAM babble SCREAM!


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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SILVER Member since Sep 2004

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Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs..., United Ki...

Total posts: 2719
Posted:Yeah, I imagine you get it in the neck at Easter too, with the whole you killed Christ kinda thang.

I'm hungover from the Christmas spirit smile


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Loewan
BRONZE Member since Aug 2005

Loewan

and behold!
Location: Liverpool, United Kingdom

Total posts: 464
Posted:I think I am going to go around the house and hug everyone there just to annoy them... Except for my father, he will take it the wrong way. laugh3

Why let your body be a temple? When it can be a theme park?

Wii Console Number: 3294 0297 7824 7498

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cupcake


stranger
Location: California

Total posts: 4
Posted:I'm single so I guess I can hang out here too? I see a lot of talk about pancakes going on and it's making me super hungry, especially since it's after midnight, the best time for pancakes.

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hamamelis
BRONZE Member since Jan 2006

hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls., Engla...

Total posts: 756
Posted:Yep! Come on in.. the more the... slightly less miserable wink

I actually had a rather nice christmas- and my parents bought me this rather splendid new laptop which means I no longer have to walk to the library to post, I can post from bed! Hooray!

Here's to a better new years to y'all! hug


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