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Location: Sheffield, England
I'm just looking for weird n wonderful quotes hopfully some funnies so please go for it
"A gentalman is one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionallly"
Wilde
An innocent child will usually have the most evil intentions
spiny norman
314 posts
Location: Cincinnati,damn it, USA
"the question is; is our children learning?".......Bush (please guys, weve got to get this guy out of the presidency)
"your wife, is she a goer, eh? eh?eh?"
" yes, she does sometimes go"
"i bet she does, i bet she does, eh?eh?eh?"
later on;
"youve slept, with a lady?"
"yes"
"whats it like?"........Monty Python(nudge, nudge, wink, wink)
if you think that our kiss was all in the lips, come on you got it all wrong man, and if you think that our dance was all in the hips then, oh well, do the twist -The White Stripes
211 posts
Warrior of light needs time to himself.And he uses that time for rest,contemplation and contact with the Soul of the World.Even in the midst of a battle,he manages to meditate.
Little by little,everything that seemed complicated begins to become simple.And the warior is glad.
Paolo Coelho
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
If you stare into the Abyss long enough the Abyss stares back at you.
Fredrich Nietzche ( or something)
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
member
19 posts
Location: cheltenham, gloucestershire, United Kingdom
"a girl can do anything if she's wearing the right shoes"
marilyn monroe
Llamas are larger than frogs.
319 posts
Location: Cincinnati, Ohio, USA
"Llamas are larger than frogs" ~Monty Python
"if your mouth is spicy, eat some cheese" ~someone's senior quote in our yearbook
"I know a good deal more than a boiled carrot."
"Fire!" "Where?" "Nowhere, I was just illustrating the misuse of free speech."
195 posts
Location: Tasmania, Australia
"And shepherds we shall be, for thee my lord for thee. Power hath decended forth from thy hand so our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. And we shall flow a river forth to thee and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti."
-boondock saints prayer.
"surely a longboarding fire spinner should have no trouble getting some action!"- NYC....
.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
3,777 posts
Location: brizvegas, Australia
i stared into the abyss. the abyss stared into me. neither of us liked what we saw.
a man said to the universe "i exist!" "however!" replied the universe "the fact has not created in me a sense of obligation!" (stephen crane)
an optimist goes to the window each morning and says "good morning god!". a pessimist goes to the window and says "good god! morning!"
when the first living thing was created, i was there, waiting. and when the last living thing shall perish, my job will be done. i'll put the chairs on the tables, turn out the lights and lock the universe behind me when I leave – (death)
do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!
if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!
smile! :grin: it confuses people!
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
love that death one. its funny
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
137 posts
Location: Bristol
Loving the Paulo Coelho, foxylady!
The Manual of the Warrior of Light is one of the most inspirational books I've ever read. Everyone looky here and here.
Hooray for proper multi-lingual websites!!!
A warrior always returns to the fray. He never does so out of stubbornness, but because he has noticed a change in the weather - Paulo Coelho
Uncle Chop Chop
213 posts
Location: Time is the Fire in which we burn, United Kingdom
" lest get straight down to brass tax, how much for the ape? "
"the world is yours"
"Do you know what the Phantom is??"
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182 posts
"Work is the curse of the drinking class"
"A mind is like a parachute, It has to be open to function"
"Frog may laugh at Dragon, But only once"
211 posts
Written by: borismcnorris
Loving the Paulo Coelho, foxylady!
thanx for webs...its nice to read to..
"warrior of light shares with others what he knows of the path"
1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia
If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside.
-Robert X. Cringely
I am free of all prejudice, I hate everyone equally
-W. C. Fields
I'm a confirmed negaholic. I don't just see a glass that's half full and say it is half empty; I see a glass that's completely full and worry that someone is going to tip it over.
-Peter McWilliams
I argue very well. Ask any one of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me.
-Dave Barry
When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.
-Eric Hoffer
Member
17 posts
Location: Oxford, UK
'Human tales? Human's don't have tails, they have big baggy pants, and they go round saying 'Hi Helen'!'
also
'Ooh, Gravity Works'
- Ferngully, the Last Rainforest
Hx
Sweet talented nutter
2,615 posts
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia
1. Even a broken watch tells the correct time twice a day.
2. Im not with him! (arsn after i was giveing cheek to a fish and chip girl).
3. Hugs and smiles are free don't hold them back
:hug . (me) that shrewd and knavish sprite
Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy
I am the merry wander of the night -puk
member
25 posts
Location: South Africa, Gauteng/Canada Ont.
"I say sir, are you British?"
"Yes, but only by decent."
"By decent?"
"Yes, I came down by parachute."
The Goon Show - can't remember which episode :P
Drie rooibok ramme spring oor drie bolle dooring draad!
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some smaller countries are neutral.
Robert Orben
I love life...Yeah, I'm sad, but at the same time, I'm really happy that something could make me feel that sad. It's like...It makes me feel alive, you know. It makes me feel human. The only way I could feel this sad now is if I felt something really good before. So I have to take the bad with the good. So I guess what I'm feeling is like a beautiful sadness.
Trey Parker and Matt Stone, South Park, Raisins, 2003
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
883 posts
Location: Stevenage
" bad ass strippa in the escelee
jump out the truck i'm in san tropez "
ARGGGGGHHHHHHH *Mary stabs jentina in the middle toe*
Monkeys monkeys and bananas
Uncle Chop Chop
213 posts
Location: Time is the Fire in which we burn, United Kingdom
"stop moaning it only hurts when the pains there"
"Do you know what the Phantom is??"
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holy man
110 posts
Location: Upstate, NY, USA
"You want to know what the real problem is? The problem is that half of america just enjoys being stupid. The other half just doesn't care and they have no sense of urgency about anything. The small amount of people who do care, drown in the sea of apostasy and ignorance created by everyone else." -my brother when asked on what he thought about the state of the nation.
I say we vote Mr. Possitive for president!
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Gather your harps from the willow trees, dust off the ancient strings. Call the bards and prophets, let them sing healing and freedom. Let light and love flow from the strings, colors of revelation.
214 posts
Location: London, Brixton
Mr Positive is the way forward
----There are no opportunities, only problems----
spiny norman
314 posts
Location: Cincinnati,damn it, USA
"death comes to all things, except crabgrass".......Dave Barry
" what are you saying?"
"its unpimpable"
"damn!"...............Pimp my Ride
if you think that our kiss was all in the lips, come on you got it all wrong man, and if you think that our dance was all in the hips then, oh well, do the twist -The White Stripes
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
my mate Jess once said "Whats French for croissants"
tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.
466 posts
Location: Ft worth Texas
Beer ...the cause of and solution to all of lifes problems.
homer simpson
You smell like dead bunnys
it tastes like burning
even my boogers are spicy
I'm happy and angry
Ralph wiggum
there is no emoticon for the anger i am feeling
comic book guy
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There are no obstacles only challenges.
Very funny scotty now beam down my pants.
[colour."green"}What would willie do?
AHH theres too many wee leprechauns i cannae squash them all
182 posts
In God we trust. All others must have Data
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
"So I was playing the pub trivia machine, I was on £50 double or nothing, when it came up with this question:If all time is relative, there can be no such concept as being. Discuss."
Meh
53 posts
Location: OZ
A dream can be made with a thousand different threads, but it only takes the pull of one to have it all come undone
sad but still good ~*~peace and trust takes years to build, yet takes only seconds to shatter~*~
84 posts
Location: Richardsbay, South Africa
"People are often scared to look back at the past, for fear that it may reflect the future. The only similarity between the past and future is that you exist in both of them.
The difference, you can mould the future and as a result of the past, you have the experience to do so!"
(
DEEP ) Where the mind goes,
The body will follow...
515 posts
Location: Cyprus
''If you mess something up, i mean REALLY mess something up and you cant fix it then the best thing you can learn from it is not to do it again''
''Were all in the gutter, just some of us are looking at the stars''
''If its got pistons or boobs then its gonna be expensive''
Henry Hill - 'One day the kids from the neighbourhood carried my mothers groceries all the way home, you know why? It was out of respect'...
ahmet_20valve_ahmet(at)hotmail(dot)com
Hope all is well : )
ARRRR!
529 posts
Location: Charlotte, NC, USA
"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." -Terry Pratchett
"My skin is singed but it heals my heart and with glowing pride I'll wear my scars." -Davey Havok
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