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Login/Join to ParticipatePirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!) Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Maybe it wasn't the cleaning that was needed....
sexy legs always welcome in my thread! Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
I just read through my intro thread....... ye gods! Anyone just knowing me from this will think I have a strange Squirrel/monkey/pigeon/ferret/cheese/spanking/jelly/chocolate spread/pot bellied lorry driver fetish!
I must try and remember to be more careful what I type in here in future. I wouldn't want people to get the wrong impression of me
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Location: london
Wait... is that not the right idea??
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Maybe...... maybe not..... international woman of mystery!
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Running hippy spinning lemming
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Location: Scotland
wanders in with pressie....
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Ooooooo yummy
thank you Lemming. Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Super Gidg!!!!
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Location: Portland Oregon USA
Oh Skully, I think we have the right impression of you.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
oh... ok! Now I am worried........ you really think I'm a person with a strange Squirrel /monkey /pigeon /ferret /cheese /spanking /jelly /chocolate spread /pot bellied lorry driver fetish!
Oh well! You could think worse of me. You could think I ate bats raw and danced naked under the moon worshipping aliens........ Actually...... now I think about it the alien worship and naked bit could be fun!
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Having thought about this a little I decided the naked alien worship dance under a full moon should be done to the tune of Teenage Lobotomy by the Ramones. 'Why?' I hear you cry..... 'why not' I answer. It's a pure piece of punk lasting a perfect 2.03 mins and it contains the lines :-
Slugs and snails are after me
DDT keeps me happy
now I guess I'll have to tell 'em
That I got no cerebellum
gonna get my Ph.D.
I'm a teenage lobotomy.
What more could you want for Alien worship? Perfection!
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Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
So........
we can expect naked alien worship, with a hint of Squirrel /monkey /pigeon /ferret /cheese /spanking /jelly /chocolate spread /pot bellied lorry driver fetish thrown in at Falmouth then!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
is it a full moon this weekend?
*consults Calender*
Oh dear Bird.... sadly its a new moon not a full one..... maybe next time!
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Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
Curses!
There goes that cunning plan!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
yes well you know I can't go against nature and the moon! It wouldn't be right! Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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maybe you could do them in reverse order, seeing as it'll be the opposite moon!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
hmmmm.... would that involve putting as many clothes on as I can and dancing backwards to a boy band track?
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something like that!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
Pooh-Bah
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Location: melbourne, victoria, australia
Ohh, Ohh, I'm up for a bit of bat eating under moon worshipping aliens. I'm sure we can find some mon worshipping aliens by the time I catch a few bats and get my kit off. Umm, or something.
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Hello me deary, just a quick reminder to not forget the white stuff for Falmouth!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
You make it sound like I'm bringing you drugs!
Its fabric people Fabric! Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Super Gidg!!!!
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Location: Portland Oregon USA
*giggle* well I'm glad THAT is cleared up.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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who said anything about drugs??
sounds like a guilty conscience to me!!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
OI! Grrrrrrrrrrr. Don't make me bite you!
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unnecessary aggresiveness eh? *check the book*
yep a classic sign of years of abuse!!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Ok! OK! I admit it! My name is Skully and I'm addicted to self raising flour...... *breaks down in tears*
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there, now don't you feel better!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
*sniff* not really..... I'm gluten intollerant so it makes me ill, but it does give me a buzz for about 1/2 hour after eating it!
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My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
Carpal \'Tunnel
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OI! Grrrrrrrrrrr. Don't make me bite you!
will you bite me instead?
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Well as you asked so nicely.... where and how hard? Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Super Gidg!!!!
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Location: Portland Oregon USA
Skully that isn't a real safe question to be asking. Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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