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SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
Hello

wavehello



hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.



I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.



Hobbies:- include juggling, balls juggleand clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!)



Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely ubbangel To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).



Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
Hmmmmm...... maybe we could go down into the basement lab and creat some ourselves. Where UCoF when you need him?

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


Dr_MollyPooh-Bah
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home


Posted:
I have flies in my lab

and we thought about making chocolate covered larvae once

but it isn't quite the same...

SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
ubblol Mmmmmmmmm Chocolate coated Larvae.... now thats a job for the Ad men. Think of a slogan that would make those sell!

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


Dr_MollyPooh-Bah
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home


Posted:
yeah, friendy bacteria in your tum are SO passe

it's all about the bigger bugs these days smile

vanizeSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA


Posted:
Written by: Skulduggery



Ewwwwwwwwwww Grapefruit juice is the fruit juice of the DEVIL! Its sooooooooooo sour!!! YUCK!



You Americans are odd! ubblol






actually good grapfruit juice is wonderful - but the crap you get here in europe is pretty hard to swallow I admit.



the wonderful array and wide availability of cheap high quality fruit juices are the main thing I miss about south africa - and the ruby-red grapfruit juice there was to die for! I drank like 2 liters of it a day sometimes.

-v-

Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
Seeeeeeeeeeeee! Didn't I say you Americans are odd biggrin

*goes back to dancing around to The Ramones whilst waiting for simi-simi-simi-simians video to download very very slowly*

YAY! Dial up gives you so much time to boogie!

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


WonderlushBRONZE Member
Haven't you heard? I come in six-packs now.
134 posts
Location: Los Angeles, California, USA


Posted:
I think you may have found the only perk to having dial-up.

Vanize is right, there is a huge difference between good and bad grapefruit juice, but I only tend to like it when it's mixed with vodka. Yummy tongue

If you can talk you can sing / If you can walk you can dance


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
I've seen the chocolate cracky topping sauce thing...

In the local supermarket where i live. It's in a brown bottle with a green label... ubbangel

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


polytheneveteran
1,359 posts
Location: London/ Surrey


Posted:
'Ice magic', or some such silly name. Ooh, might have been 'magic shell', with a piccy of a tortoise on the bottle?

The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.

Always make time to play in the snow.


BirdGOLD Member
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6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom


Posted:
OOOOOHH!! Cracky chocolate sauce!!

*bats eyelids at pink*

biggrin biggrin biggrin

My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
Written by: Wonderlush


I think you may have found the only perk to having dial-up.






You have to find the good in everything or life starts to get you down! ubblol

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
Yes that's it poly - Magic Shell eek
Thats the one.

It was in Sainsburys above the ice cream on the shelves biggrin

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
If I remember rightly it looked brown and it smelt a bit like chocolate but it actually tasted like poo!

Can't we just pour on melted real chocolate instead?

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
mmm... melted chocolate... mmm... oh now you have me craving chocolate frown

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
I could mail you some........ but I guess it won't get to you very fast...... wheres Dubs and his transporter thingie gone! Pfffffft BOYS! Never around when you need them!!

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
i know frown
Un-reliable lot tongue

Thank you anyway hug but i have sent someone out on a mission for a Galaxy bar ubbangel

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
I hope its not a boy! You'll not see that galaxy bar until the middle of next week if it is!!

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


BirdGOLD Member
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6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom


Posted:
hah! If its any self respecting boy, he'll eat it on the way back!

My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
ubblol

It was a female! (do you really think i would trust a male for such an important thing as a chocolate errond?

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
ubblol well no but I had to be sure! I was ready with the emergency chocolate bar and had the number of fed-ex to hand.

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
hug

ahh thank you Skuldug. Nice to know i have some lovely people looking out for me in my time of chocolate need ubbangel

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


BirdGOLD Member
now available in "advanced"
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom


Posted:
you'd not have got it for days though! FedEx in the UK are crap!



tongue

My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
ok well then I'll used carrier Pigeon..... well I would if I wasn't scared of pigeons!

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


BirdGOLD Member
now available in "advanced"
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom


Posted:
eek I wouldn't trust a pigeon with something as important as chocolate!! Have you ever seen those things eat??

My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
I try not to see them at all..... they freak me out! Do you think you can get carrier hamsters? Or what about a carrier ferret?

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


polytheneveteran
1,359 posts
Location: London/ Surrey


Posted:
After 2 mates of mine had been working in an American summer camp for 6 weeks, and about to crack, I posted them a bar or Galaxy each. Don't think a present's ever gone down quite that well! biggrin

The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.

Always make time to play in the snow.


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
Flynt's going to send me some milo bars eventually. they will go down well.

they're the nicest choccy in the world biggrin

Meh


GidgBRONZE Member
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA


Posted:
That reminds me, I need to make a batch of fudge.

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.

Gidg


WonderlushBRONZE Member
Haven't you heard? I come in six-packs now.
134 posts
Location: Los Angeles, California, USA


Posted:
Now I want chocolate too.....damn you all. biggrin

If you can talk you can sing / If you can walk you can dance


vanizeSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA


Posted:
well, I was going to come and clean up this thread whilst I still had my french maid outfit on, but I see that little or no dust has been collecting here, so I'll just be off and see if anyone else's intro needs the attention of my feather duster...

ciao,... er, tschuss..., er, I mean "adieu" (man, living in europe is so lingually confusing!)

-v-

Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!


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