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the screeming flaming dude
Yes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
Location: inside your head
Member Since: 10th Apr 2004
Total posts: 104
Posted:Okay, this is simple

all you have to do is answer the question above you, then ask your own queston. I'll start.

Why is poi weavesmiley so cool?


Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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DarkFyre
DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North
Member Since: 4th Nov 2005
Total posts: 1965
Posted:the same thing that happens when you bathe in apple juice


why haven't i bought a video camera yet? (coz i really want one)


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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thombre
member
Location: Nottingham
Member Since: 6th Oct 2006
Total posts: 74
Posted:Because you have been tied to a tree by ninjas

How many grains of sugar in a kilo?


Buy gerbils cos you can't spin with hamsters

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Curly_Sue
Curly_Sue

laughter is the way to get through life
Location: Inverness
Member Since: 14th Nov 2006
Total posts: 179
Posted:A lot of them.

Why do I keep feeling a drip on my head?


I fell down a hill once, got up then fell down it again.

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BurdaA
BurdaA

Sacrebleu
Location: At the quiet limit
Member Since: 20th Jul 2007
Total posts: 377
Posted:Because somebody wet themselves upstairs.

Whose line is it anyway?


Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic

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burningoftheclavey
burningoftheclavey

lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
Location: over yonder
Member Since: 22nd Jul 2005
Total posts: 926
Posted:yours...so what you gonna say...huh? HUH???

What IS the next line?


on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"

Owned by Brenn smile

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Brenn
Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Member Since: 28th Jun 2004
Total posts: 3286
Posted:The next line is MY line! God delivered it, I signed for it, world keeps on spinnin' biggrin



If a snail loses its shell, is it homeless or naked?


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Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy

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hamamelis
hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls.
Member Since: 5th Jan 2006
Total posts: 756
Posted:It's a slug..



South or west?


THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?

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Curly_Sue
Curly_Sue

laughter is the way to get through life
Location: Inverness
Member Since: 14th Nov 2006
Total posts: 179
Posted:Got to be south, soooo much warmer down there.

Where did I last see my keys?


I fell down a hill once, got up then fell down it again.

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BurdaA
BurdaA

Sacrebleu
Location: At the quiet limit
Member Since: 20th Jul 2007
Total posts: 377
Posted:In your hand?

What won't meatloaf do for love?


Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic

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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:Be baked in an oven for 1-2 hours at about 350f.




What is love?


O.B.E.S.E.

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Skatto
Skatto

Walking on whims...
Location: Eastbourne, UK
Member Since: 12th Jan 2007
Total posts: 687
Posted:A wonderful moment only relatable to that wonderful feeling ya get when you sit and the toilet fill after twenty plates of curry.

How does one run like the proverbial cushion? or indeed fly like a mouse?


Skatto

"Fly like a mouse,
Run like a cushion,
Be the small bookcase."

For goodness sake, don't aggravate the otters!!!

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Curly_Sue
Curly_Sue

laughter is the way to get through life
Location: Inverness
Member Since: 14th Nov 2006
Total posts: 179
Posted:Badly.

How can I get out of this box I am trapped in?


I fell down a hill once, got up then fell down it again.

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BurdaA
BurdaA

Sacrebleu
Location: At the quiet limit
Member Since: 20th Jul 2007
Total posts: 377
Posted:Think outside the box

What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?


Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic

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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:along the lines of this



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Curly_Sue
Curly_Sue

laughter is the way to get through life
Location: Inverness
Member Since: 14th Nov 2006
Total posts: 179
Posted:Ha ha that was jus pot luck where they put the camera. could have gone horribly wrong.

I fell down a hill once, got up then fell down it again.

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BurdaA
BurdaA

Sacrebleu
Location: At the quiet limit
Member Since: 20th Jul 2007
Total posts: 377
Posted:wow That's immense! Pretty sturdy bollards.

Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic

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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:Ya i saw a thing on teh history channel about those, they have been installed around US government buildings. t5hose ones pop up in like 3 seconds after being triggered, there is another style that is ramp shaped (a wedge) it can pop up in less then a second and the vehicle ends up hitting the top part and pretty much gets cut in half.

Lets see if i can ascii it....


/
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/ <----Vehicles direction.
/______


not quite the angle but ya



uhhh who shot the sheriff?


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BurdaA
BurdaA

Sacrebleu
Location: At the quiet limit
Member Since: 20th Jul 2007
Total posts: 377
Posted:Bob Marley

Who shot the Deputy?


Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic

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Curly_Sue
Curly_Sue

laughter is the way to get through life
Location: Inverness
Member Since: 14th Nov 2006
Total posts: 179
Posted:I bloody well did he was getting right on my tits.
How long is a short peir if I was asked to take a walk off one?


I fell down a hill once, got up then fell down it again.

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Dixie
Dixie

old hand
Location: Darkest Bedford.
Member Since: 5th Mar 2005
Total posts: 740
Posted:Longer than it is tall, I hope.

Where did all the fish fingers go?


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BurdaA
BurdaA

Sacrebleu
Location: At the quiet limit
Member Since: 20th Jul 2007
Total posts: 377
Posted:Fish don't have fingers.

Where does the expression "what's your beef?" come from?


Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic

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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:That commercial, "Where's the beef?"


where IS the beef?


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Curly_Sue
Curly_Sue

laughter is the way to get through life
Location: Inverness
Member Since: 14th Nov 2006
Total posts: 179
Posted:I think you will find that the beef is on the cow.

Who fancies a lovely cup of tea?


I fell down a hill once, got up then fell down it again.

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HikkaisPuppet
HikkaisPuppet

member
Location: Dark side of the moon
Member Since: 24th Sep 2007
Total posts: 185
Posted:I fancy a cup of tea. I fancy him a lot. In fact I love him. Oh god I love him. *stalker face*

Why is the word 'moist' so much fun to whisper?


Mata Ashita!

Time...Line?? Time isn't made of lines! It's made of circles! That's why clocks are ROUND.

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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:because it sounds so naughty.



what is my hair so knotty?


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DarkFyre
DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North
Member Since: 4th Nov 2005
Total posts: 1965
Posted:coz you haven't put a comb through it in a while

why isn't there a name for the back of you knee?


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:its yer knee pit.

Where is that smell coming from?


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Deamon_Llama
Deamon_Llama

member
Location: Melbourne
Member Since: 14th Oct 2007
Total posts: 78
Posted:That was me, sorry.



Why is the two dimensional gradient vector field of arctan(x/y) so hard to work out?



Edit: Scratch that, I have a better one: Why the hell did I choose to major in maths?

EDITED_BY: Dancing_Llama (1194127273)


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Skatto
Skatto

Walking on whims...
Location: Eastbourne, UK
Member Since: 12th Jan 2007
Total posts: 687
Posted:1) Because it's complicated.

2) Because you're complicated.

tongue

Why couldn't I get a goat for my friend's 18th?


Skatto

"Fly like a mouse,
Run like a cushion,
Be the small bookcase."

For goodness sake, don't aggravate the otters!!!

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DarkFyre
DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North
Member Since: 4th Nov 2005
Total posts: 1965
Posted:because you didn't look hard enough


Why did McAlpine want to get a goat for his mattes B-Day?


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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