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Location: South Wales
Right...so im sitting here.,...in my room...sweating my arse off...and what i thought was that we needed a dam good waterfight....like the ones you had when you were ickle (smallboy excepted...he still is ickle)
and its offical...summer is on the way..
right..pover there are waterbombs...
and over there are random water squirty things...
there is a pressure washer somewhere as well...
right....lets go!!
*UCOF sits and awaits incoming...*
EDITED_BY: Unattractive Cranky Old Freud (1109262475)
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
i agree, this is a damn fine mountain. i think i shall build an igloo on top (the castle is saved for the rock)
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
*roars up out of the snow, pulling pounce's feet out from under her and then rolls down the mountan to Kinudin and gives him the tickle torture*
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
1,325 posts
Location: San Diego, California, USA
*tries to shoot people with a watergun, but the water freezes in the tube*
Nooo!!
*retreats into pounce's igloo, before she gets the chance to*
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
*starts heaving body against igloo, trying to nock it down*
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! EARTHQUAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh wait, it's just lightning
throws snowballs out the window at lightning
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
i was wondering...cos it aint snowing in Australia.....CAN WE THROW ROCKS????????????
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
No ..not rocks.....rocks are precious
This is a water and water based products fight I think.
Hey Rouge Dragon how about we shoot them with Red Anchor cordial....
dashes off to fill Davins watercannon with cordial
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
yes..
take a stone(r),
wrap it in snow,
lob at target.
Laugh.
Lots.
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
gnor grabs UCOFs snow covered rock
And lobs it at Lightning
Jon told me to do it
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Lest we forget, I am the only one here who knows how to put in stitches, so it doesn't do to be stoning me.
Well, not THAT kind of stoning, anyways.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
That means you will do a damn fine stitch job on yourself then....I will take them out and bleed you to test for exotic disease
But you are right....no more rocks....
gnor grabs the slushy wheelbarrow and tips it over Lightnings seriousness
and runs away wondering how different bleeding a person is from bleeding a rabbit
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
*quickly closes the wound with DermaBond and then quietly sets up a rope net in a tree overhanging a large rock perfect for sitting on*
Now, we know that a gnorc can't possibly resist a nice rock...
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-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Oh look theres a rock........
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!! DON'T GO NEAR THE ROCK!!!!!
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
i feel drawn to the rock..its a damn fine rock
..must resist...
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
gnor spots the castle on the rock and is drawn in across the drawbrige
Quiclky pulls up the drawbridge and load the catapult with slushy water balloons...
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
47 posts
Location: San Diego,CA
*slowly runs un spoted into the cástle and shoots snowballs out of her high-tech gun*
*Vestia enters the world of poi not knowing what to do*
*smiles and than starting thinking i never know what i'm doing*
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Just a leeeeetle closer...just a leeeeeetle closer...
There! *drops the net*
Well, lookie here. I've got me a gnorc...
*pokes a feather through the net and starts tickling the gnorc*
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
cant ......load........catapult...laughing... tooo......much
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
THWAP!!!
suddenly lightning is hit in the back of a head with watermelon seeds. as he turns to look, pounce unloads a few dozen more on him causing him to run for cover and let go of gnor. after freeing gnor, she and pounce chase after lightning....
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
NOOOO!!!!
Not watermelon seeds!
*frantically runs from pounce and gnor while thinking like mad to come up with a way out of this mess*
Wait...
*grabs a flat piece of wood and holds it up*
Pounce! On your knees! NOW!
Oh, gnor! Look, there's a rock over there! ---->
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
squints and glares at lightning
and you were worried about this being a family thread.
that won't work here darling, take it to my thread 
continues to pelt lightning with watermelon seeds while giggling to herself
ya ya, i know, i'm sure i'll pay for that later
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
*turns and flees again*
DRAT!
*hides behind a tree and quickly changes and wanders out from behind the tree in a SPEEDO!*
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
oh no, not the speedo trick!!!!
attempts to shield eyes but finds herself horribly transfixed on "the bulge"
helpless to the speedo trick, pounce's guard is down, leaving her vulnerable to attack
gnor! help! can't......avert.......eyes......
SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
(You know, I could say something inappropriate lewd about a rock, but I'll refrain)
*uses this opportunity to spray pounce with a firehose*
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
*gasp* *sputter* *sputter* *cough* *gasp*
ack!!!
ducks behind the rock to avoid the fire hose
at least i'm not stuck looking at "the bulge"
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
gnor laughs at the speedo clad Lightning....
That rock trick wont work twice in 5 mins you know.
Since both hands are busy trying to paddle Pounce, I run up behind Lightning and give him a mega wedgie.....
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
1,325 posts
Location: San Diego, California, USA
*runs around, showing his white-self in a speedo with Lightning*
One might not work anymore, but TWO!!
*shivers and then realizes how crazy Mike is to have a speedo on during the winter time, during a rocky, watermallon-ey snowball fight*
Dude, you're crazy!!
*puts pants on and tackles mike*
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
gnor finds herself blinded by Kinudins whiteness...arrggh snow blind
Yay.....
glomps on Lightning with Kinudin....and stuffs snow down Lightnings speedos
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
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469 posts
Location: nottingham, england. cornwall wales denmark or pra...
AHA HERE YOU ALL ARE
* magically transports gnor to an unstable ledge in the alps and sounds a goat hearer horn to trigger a giant avalanche upon her frail helpless form*
how dyou like them apples?? eh?? eh???
my original signature was tooo long.
this one is shorter
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