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UCOF
UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel

Member Since: 17th Apr 2002
Total posts: 15414
Posted:Right...so im sitting here.,...in my room...sweating my arse off...and what i thought was that we needed a dam good waterfight....like the ones you had when you were ickle (smallboy excepted...he still is ickle)



and its offical...summer is on the way..



right..pover there are waterbombs...



and over there are random water squirty things...



there is a pressure washer somewhere as well...



right....lets go!!





*UCOF sits and awaits incoming...*

EDITED_BY: Unattractive Cranky Old Freud (1109262475)


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adren@line
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Location: Hobart, Tasmania, Australia
Member Since: 28th Mar 2002
Total posts: 249
Posted:im all up for guys competing...

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UCOF
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Carpal \'Tunnel

Member Since: 17th Apr 2002
Total posts: 15414
Posted:maybe...but it looks so much better when ladies do it...

cant for the life of me think why though...

i hereby ask everyone to wet me as much as possible...especially on my neck and shoulders cos i am stupid and have terrible sunnyburning.


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Psyri
Psyri

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Location: Berkshire, UK
Member Since: 2nd Apr 2003
Total posts: 1576
Posted:Guys wil participate or else I will tie u up under the niagra falls...

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Ajtag
Ajtag

The occasional one...
Location: nottingham
Member Since: 30th Mar 2001
Total posts: 445
Posted:runs home and comes out wearing a pair of white boxers... better?

There are 10 types of people, those who understand binary and those who dont.
Enjoy - A

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Psyri
Psyri

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Location: Berkshire, UK
Member Since: 2nd Apr 2003
Total posts: 1576
Posted:Are red translucent tshirts ok?

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adren@line
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Location: Hobart, Tasmania, Australia
Member Since: 28th Mar 2002
Total posts: 249
Posted:absolutely, much better. well i dont know about the red, how transluscent?

theres really only one way to find out...


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Psyri
Psyri

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Location: Berkshire, UK
Member Since: 2nd Apr 2003
Total posts: 1576
Posted:Well apparently red is like the best colour for me to look erm how should I say... more busty? lol
Translucentish but I'm sure the water will do the rest of the job. lol


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Myste - Queen of the Badgers
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Location: Next to my badger
Member Since: 2nd May 2003
Total posts: 809
Posted:I'll try your red t-shirt trick snowy! i'd no idea colour could increase bustiness!

I like this place and willingly could waste my time in it As you like it

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The_Pirate_Dyke_Boy
The_Pirate_Dyke_Boy

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Location: Canterbury, UK
Member Since: 5th Nov 2002
Total posts: 1079
Posted:runs up behind UCOF with SUPERSOAKER CPS 3000 and opens fire!!!



any of u come near me and il hit you with my waterbomb condoms!

and cuz im a dyke i shud b allowed to enter the wet tshirt compo, i hav tits from rowing see...


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Psyri
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Location: Berkshire, UK
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Posted:

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Total posts: 1079
Posted:just think about it, u no u wana jon...

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Psyri
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Location: Berkshire, UK
Member Since: 2nd Apr 2003
Total posts: 1576
Posted:I'm in....

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The_Pirate_Dyke_Boy
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Location: Canterbury, UK
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Total posts: 1079
Posted:drains radiator water from aurora's car

heeheehee

more ammo for me

FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!
sends condom in the general direction of Dom (he's just a BIG target)


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The_Pirate_Dyke_Boy

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Location: Canterbury, UK
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Total posts: 1079
Posted:bomb misses and hits jon square in his (empty) gonads


OOOOOHHHHH!!!!!!

thats gotta hurt!


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UCOF
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Member Since: 17th Apr 2002
Total posts: 15414
Posted:rotflmao.... shhhhh..


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTACK!!


UCOF jumps up Rambo stylee and Jon and Chris both tag team on Dyke boys lesbian ass!

Chris starts lobbing waterbombs 2,3, even 4 at a time in lesbo's direction.

Jon flanks Dyke boy on the right, comes round behind him and pours an entire wheelie bin of red dye water over Dykeee.

HA HA! fukyou!

BANZAI!


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Ajtag
Ajtag

The occasional one...
Location: nottingham
Member Since: 30th Mar 2001
Total posts: 445
Posted:hijacks fire helecopter and hovers above dyke boy presses the big red button to drop the water

There are 10 types of people, those who understand binary and those who dont.
Enjoy - A

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The_Pirate_Dyke_Boy
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Location: Canterbury, UK
Member Since: 5th Nov 2002
Total posts: 1079
Posted:RETREAT!!!!

skutles off down the road


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The_Pirate_Dyke_Boy
The_Pirate_Dyke_Boy

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Location: Canterbury, UK
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Total posts: 1079
Posted:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

EVERONE WONDERS WHAT THE HELL THAT RUMBLING SOUND IS AND WHERE IS THAT LAFFING COMING FROM???

[ 26. June 2003, 03:11: Message edited by: Dyke Boy (formerly Lesbian Lover) ]


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The_Pirate_Dyke_Boy
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Posted:A fire truck appears from the road, and turns its roof top cannon to Jon and Chris

EAT THIS!!!!!

FFFFRRROOOOOOOOMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


hahahahahahahahaha


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The_Pirate_Dyke_Boy
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Posted:cannon aims to the sky...

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UCOF
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Carpal \'Tunnel

Member Since: 17th Apr 2002
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Posted:jon and chris employ ninja tatics adn back flip out of danger.

Jon grabs an orange and, using chris as a springboard, tripple pike summersaults, with an invert hoodickey onto to water cannon and rams the orange into the nozzle as hard as possible.

Jon does more ninjary stuff and gets well clear of the fire engine....the fire engine starts vibrating...dyke boy loks very excited..he is sitting on the gearnob.

sploosh..the fire engine explodes drenching dyke in nillions of gallons of a clear fluid called water.

(and can you take some of the 'HA' from your laugh please...the wide screen effect is very very annoying. thank you.


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The_Pirate_Dyke_Boy
The_Pirate_Dyke_Boy

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Location: Canterbury, UK
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Posted:right that does it

dons old tae kwon do outfit, too damn small

come on then!


Dyke boy charges at Jon and Chris, just when he is about to jump at chris, he flings a condom into Jon's ugly mug, before slamming one into the top of chris' head, once behind, gathers his chi in suitable matrix style

Lets go


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UCOF
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Carpal \'Tunnel

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Posted:I have decided not to post anymore in this thread until you delete some of the 'ha's ...cos they are really annoying and insinuating.

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Location: London
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Posted:Do I sense bitterness Jon. In one so young and innocent?? Right, you need a soaking. Kat swings back jacket and takes out concealed Weapon of Mass Soaking filled with diluted Robinsons.

Sticky


Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.

- W B Yeats

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UCOF
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Carpal \'Tunnel

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Posted:Its made by a Dinosaur dont you know..who uses a steam roller to crush the fruit and barley together.

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The_Pirate_Dyke_Boy
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Location: Canterbury, UK
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Total posts: 1079
Posted:be satisied you moany grumbler

just cuz i splated you IN THE FACE!!!

hahaha

Turns to Ajtag, drawing 2 surersoaker 500 pistols

thirsty?

SWIIISHHHH!!!!!!


teehee


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UCOF
UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel

Member Since: 17th Apr 2002
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Posted:pathetic childish games.

(thanks for shortening it...mucho mucho appreciated)

im refusing to play on the grounds that im tired.

soak me all you wish...i shall prevail.


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The_Pirate_Dyke_Boy
The_Pirate_Dyke_Boy

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Location: Canterbury, UK
Member Since: 5th Nov 2002
Total posts: 1079
Posted:you know, its no fun hitting someone if their not gonna react...


he says sneaking up on Malcolm...


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Psyri
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Location: Berkshire, UK
Member Since: 2nd Apr 2003
Total posts: 1576
Posted:Ties Dykeboy to helium balloons and prays he'll land somewhere in the 75% water mass of earth....

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Ajtag
Ajtag

The occasional one...
Location: nottingham
Member Since: 30th Mar 2001
Total posts: 445
Posted:ties snowy to mars rocket as according to research she may just hit some water

There are 10 types of people, those who understand binary and those who dont.
Enjoy - A

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