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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia

Posted:
This is the official post for the singles in opposition to the love post!

(im going to laugh so much is Vanize makes a singles topic at the same time! lol!)

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Posted:
Apple pie! ubblove

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)

Posted:
I know what you mean EVIL, I went for a hot choccie and a muffin with my 6'6'' long-haired and bearded friend in Copenhagen ubblol

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

E_V_I_LMosh-mosh-mosh-mosh.
346 posts
Location: Midlands

Posted:
ubblol

Yeah, us big'uns get the oddest looks. Forgot that I too have a beard ... maybe it's facial hair thing.

Might explain why some of my exs got odd looks too ... not that I'm bitter. angry

Xbox360 Live ID - Sacred Apollyon

"Enemies you threaten make armies. Enemies you destroy make graves."

"Here is a test to see if your mission on earth is finished: If your alive it isn't."

blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Posted:
Oooh, You're tall! ubblove

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

ZenoophSILVER Member
psychadelic pyro
570 posts
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa

Posted:
*walks in pushing a trolly*

Ok, we have battenburg, blueberry muffins, apple pie, double chocolate cake and just for good measure I've baked some blueberry cheesecake and some 'special' muffins for Dave.

Hope you guys enjoy!

Dave, take it easy on those muffins.

Normality is the playground of the unimaginative

E_V_I_LMosh-mosh-mosh-mosh.
346 posts
Location: Midlands

Posted:
Aye. And I forget how big I am. I once saw a video of a mosh-pit in my local nightclub and asked;

"Who's that big nob pushing everyone around" and was trying to be insulting.

My mate then pointed out it was me. Ooooof.

Was best-man at my mates Wedding. He's realllllly small. The pictures look almost like father and son it's that noticeable !

But, I'd like to be taller. I always wanted to top out at 7'ish. Still, dread to think about shoes for me at that height. I'm a size 13(UK) at the moment and have enough problems finding stuff now thats decent !!!!!!

Tallish people FTW!

Xbox360 Live ID - Sacred Apollyon

"Enemies you threaten make armies. Enemies you destroy make graves."

"Here is a test to see if your mission on earth is finished: If your alive it isn't."

BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)

Posted:
hahahahaha, I'm SO tempted to post that shoesize conversion chart again now...

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Posted:
Dave and MUFFins? Are you sure? spank

Yeah I'm 6'1" and a size 9. Unfortunately most shops only sell girls shoes up to an 8. But I'm quite happy the size I am smile

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Posted:
I have disproportionately big feet.

I'm 5ft7"/8" and my shoe size is anything (depending on the shoe) between 9-12!

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

E_V_I_LMosh-mosh-mosh-mosh.
346 posts
Location: Midlands

Posted:
Brigit - Shoesize conversion chart ? If it'll make me laff send me a link or summat !

Blu - I'm happy the size I am ... well, relatively. My weight fluctuates a fair bit, but height wise I'm chilled. biggrin

Xbox360 Live ID - Sacred Apollyon

"Enemies you threaten make armies. Enemies you destroy make graves."

"Here is a test to see if your mission on earth is finished: If your alive it isn't."

ZenoophSILVER Member
psychadelic pyro
570 posts
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa

Posted:
Man, I feel so short between you guys.

I'm only 5'9" and my shoe size is 9, I'm just glad everything isn't proportional. *evil grin, evil grin*

Normality is the playground of the unimaginative

Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Posted:
Pictures please Z... smile

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

Sambo_FluxGOLD Member
Introverted
833 posts
Location: Norf London, United Kingdom

Posted:
Yup, I'm a shorty as well. I don't mind though, having a low center of gravity is useful! And I'm not proportional either!

*joiins in Zen's evil grinning, adding sporadic manical laughter*

My Mind is a Ship
Emotions become the Waves
Soul is the Ocean

If a quizz is quizzical, what is a test?

E_V_I_LMosh-mosh-mosh-mosh.
346 posts
Location: Midlands

Posted:
ubblol

Nice. As for me, well, no comment!

ubbangel

Xbox360 Live ID - Sacred Apollyon

"Enemies you threaten make armies. Enemies you destroy make graves."

"Here is a test to see if your mission on earth is finished: If your alive it isn't."

ZenoophSILVER Member
psychadelic pyro
570 posts
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa

Posted:
tsk tsk Dave where's your faith? or do you just want to see pictures of my...uhm...feet

Normality is the playground of the unimaginative

blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Posted:
 Written by: Neon_Shaolin


I have disproportionately big feet.

I'm 5ft7"/8" and my shoe size is anything (depending on the shoe) between 9-12!



Really?? I've never even noticed!

Are you a clown? biggrin

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Posted:
Blu - don't tell you don't want to start laughing every time you look at my face... tongue

Z - yes. Your feet, that is EXACTLY what I meant... wink

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)

Posted:
This one here...

https://www.i18nguy.com/l10n/shoes-anatomy.html

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)

Posted:
so what was in the bags, Jon?

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

ZenoophSILVER Member
psychadelic pyro
570 posts
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa

Posted:
That chart lies!!!!!

Well, for me anyway.

Normality is the playground of the unimaginative

blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Posted:
Me too...I cant find mine ubblol

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

ZenoophSILVER Member
psychadelic pyro
570 posts
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa

Posted:
I should hope that you can't find yours or are you not telling us something???

Normality is the playground of the unimaginative

Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Posted:
Don't worry 87wt2gxq7. She doesn't have one of her own. Just one in a jar she keeps next to her bed...

I believe pickling vinegar and sausage fat has the preservative qualities of formaldahyde... biggrin

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

ZenoophSILVER Member
psychadelic pyro
570 posts
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa

Posted:
Doesn't vinegar cause it to shrivel up???

Normality is the playground of the unimaginative

blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Posted:
ubblol No comment

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Posted:
What along with the dried fish and shiitake mushrooms my Gran insisted on bringing over every time she visited England?

 Written by: Zenooph


Doesn't vinegar cause it to shrivel up???


Well if you're gonna start making excuses now.... wink

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

ZenoophSILVER Member
psychadelic pyro
570 posts
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa

Posted:
I never said mine was in vinegar. javascript:void(0)
rolleyes

Normality is the playground of the unimaginative

ZenoophSILVER Member
psychadelic pyro
570 posts
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa

Posted:
 Written by: 87wt2gxq7


I've just been thinking about Margaret Thatcher!" ubblol



That's enough to make it shrivel into complete oblivion.
*shudders*

Normality is the playground of the unimaginative

BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)

Posted:
or maybe Judi Dench in the bathtub in Notes on a Scandal? wink

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Posted:
Mmmmm Dench-Clenchingly tasty....

 Written by: Zenooph


 Written by: 87wt2gxq7


I've just been thinking about Margaret Thatcher!" ubblol



That's enough to make it shrivel into complete oblivion.
*shudders*



Well you'll get to enjoy her 7ft tall erection which is being unveiled in the House of Commoners tonight... rolleyes

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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