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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
This is the official post for the singles in opposition to the love post!

(im going to laugh so much is Vanize makes a singles topic at the same time! lol!)

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


87wt2gxq7 1,502 posts
Location: Birmingham


Posted:
Hey, that's *MY* jumo! Get one yerself!


*rugby tackles Stix to get the jumo offa her*

BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
We could have something like Takeshi's Castle biggrin

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


_Stix_ 2,419 posts
Location: la-la land


Posted:
peskie fingers..

make that a JUMP! lol

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..


BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
*grumbles about how people label themselves as single online, but the moment you sum up the courage to ask to meet them, they pull the 'oh i have a partner card'* frown



In other news, I want to have a bouncy castle for a birthday in the not too distant future biggrin

ॐ

Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy


Lost83spyBRONZE Member
587 posts
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South Africa


Posted:
Brenn my love, the world as we know it sucks!

My life is slowly disapearing into a black hole.... ubbcrying

It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others

Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan

*Owner of Brenn*


_Stix_ 2,419 posts
Location: la-la land


Posted:
*throws Lost83spy a life line and rubber ring*

hang onto that friend.. we won't let you get lost..

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..


Lost83spyBRONZE Member
587 posts
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South Africa


Posted:
Oh freak! Certain men are just so stupid! I had a client ask me out to dinner the other day. Not too bad except for the fact that he's 38 and married with two kids! Ok seriously, wtf? Argghhh!

Stuff like that just makes me want to stay single....

It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others

Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan

*Owner of Brenn*


Mr MajestikSILVER Member
coming to a country near you
4,693 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
if i were him i wouldnt have told you about the wife or kids, because i'm not stupid biggrin

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley


Fr34kBRONZE Member
62 posts
Location: South Africa


Posted:
Lol mr yeah that should work... thing is they allways find out, how i dont know, but they do...

Sambo_FluxGOLD Member
Introverted
833 posts
Location: Norf London, United Kingdom


Posted:
Grrrrr, it's blokes that think with their privates that give the rest of us that use our brains a bad name. shrug

My Mind is a Ship
Emotions become the Waves
Soul is the Ocean

If a quizz is quizzical, what is a test?


Fr34kBRONZE Member
62 posts
Location: South Africa


Posted:
Hell yeah Sambo, and that just sucks... and you know what is worse we are the ones that are single most of the time... so maybe we should start thinking with the dude downstairs and maybe we will get a girlfriend.

BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
*mental note, stay away from Fr34k and Sambo for a while* ubblol

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


Lost83spyBRONZE Member
587 posts
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South Africa


Posted:
No guys, trust me. That totally puts a girl off!

Yeah, he's only thinking of one thing, and I'm certainly not interested. Its like he wants a kid in every country or something...

Oh, and he didnt tell me... I found out from my boss.... umm

It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others

Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan

*Owner of Brenn*


Sambo_FluxGOLD Member
Introverted
833 posts
Location: Norf London, United Kingdom


Posted:
 Written by: Fr34k


Hell yeah Sambo, and that just sucks... and you know what is worse we are the ones that are single most of the time... so maybe we should start thinking with the dude downstairs and maybe we will get a girlfriend.



The thought has crossed my loins.... err... I mean mind. wink

My Mind is a Ship
Emotions become the Waves
Soul is the Ocean

If a quizz is quizzical, what is a test?


Sambo_FluxGOLD Member
Introverted
833 posts
Location: Norf London, United Kingdom


Posted:
 Written by: Birgit


*mental note, stay away from Fr34k and Sambo for a while* ubblol



And OY! I didn't even say anything other than i DONT think with my nuts. Honestly, you women, always reading too much into everything.

rolleyes wink ubbangel

My Mind is a Ship
Emotions become the Waves
Soul is the Ocean

If a quizz is quizzical, what is a test?


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
Incidentally, I'll be in London in a few weeks wink

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


Sambo_FluxGOLD Member
Introverted
833 posts
Location: Norf London, United Kingdom


Posted:
 Written by: Birgit


Incidentally, I'll be in London in a few weeks wink



Cool! Come visit! biggrin hug

Disclaimer: this is my brain talking, not my loins.

Well, maybe 80:20.

ubbangel

wink

My Mind is a Ship
Emotions become the Waves
Soul is the Ocean

If a quizz is quizzical, what is a test?


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
ubblol

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
only 20? now I feel SO unattractive ubblol

(that's step 2 of the woman thing... first we over-interpret you, then you can't do it right anyway, no matter what you say)

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


Sambo_FluxGOLD Member
Introverted
833 posts
Location: Norf London, United Kingdom


Posted:
 Written by: Lost83spy


No guys, trust me. That totally puts a girl off!



 Written by: Birgit

only 20? now I feel SO unattractive ubblol



Ah, the eternal tug of war of the female psyche. Fascinating....

ubbloco

ubbangel

hug ubblove

My Mind is a Ship
Emotions become the Waves
Soul is the Ocean

If a quizz is quizzical, what is a test?


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
Facinating for you maybe, try living it from the inside ubblol

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


Matty_BSILVER Member
1,314 posts
Location: Blu's Pocket, United Kingdom


Posted:
Post deleted by Matty_B

Matty_BSILVER Member
1,314 posts
Location: Blu's Pocket, United Kingdom


Posted:
* took Birgit's advice and deleted drunken ramblings . . .

BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
you could've just deleted it tongue

here's a hug anyway. I like hugging people.

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


_Stix_ 2,419 posts
Location: la-la land


Posted:
meh.. saturday night and I'm looking forward to a bath and my pajama's..

hotwater bottle - check
slippers - check
slushy dvd - urm.. drat - will have to watch the tele instead
bottle of wine for one - check... (it's the same size as a bottle for two - I will just have more of a head ache tomorrow..

yay (boooooooooooo) for illness and saturday nights - missing the Toastie's party tonight for which one is most annoyed.

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..


pineapple peteSILVER Member
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia


Posted:
mmm, am still sitting about here

hug kiss

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*


BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
 Written by: pineapple pete


mmm, am still sitting about here

hug kiss



As am I smile hug
Sorry for not replying on MSN earlier - i was sleeping off a 3 course meal of vodka ubblol

ॐ

Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
So... I went to this Valentine's Day Massacre thing last night, an anti-Valentine's party at a friend's place. And ended up with the anti-Valentine's party host. I'm sure that wasn't the intention of the party confused

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


87wt2gxq7 1,502 posts
Location: Birmingham


Posted:
Rubbish! Of course it was the intention of the party!

Also, well done! wink

BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
you weren't there! They had a cardbox hammer that you got hit with if you said words like "couple" and "mortgage"! I think the actual intention was to hit people a lot.

It's not like I'm complaining, it's just potentially making things quite complicated shrug

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


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