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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:This is the official post for the singles in opposition to the love post!

(im going to laugh so much is Vanize makes a singles topic at the same time! lol!)


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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87wt2gxq7

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Location: Birmingham

Total posts: 1502
Posted:I was about to post about how great it is to be comfortable with your singleness and how important it is to sort that out instead of relying on someone to 'complete your life' for you.

...but today's xkcd has just reminded me how great it is when there is someone there to share it with frown
(also this.)


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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)

Total posts: 4145
Posted:the 2 don't contradict each other... it's not like I never ever want to have a boyfriend because I'm oh so smug and comfortable with myself. But there's a difference between single=unhappy - partnered=happy, and single=happy - partnered=even happier.

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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87wt2gxq7

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Location: Birmingham

Total posts: 1502
Posted:Yeah, of course.

I'm pretty content as it is, or at least on the way towards. And I'm certainly not under any illusion that if find the right girl my life will suddenly explode into happy bunny joy.

It's just that after reading that, I want a sexy cushion-fort lady!! *pouts*


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_Stix_

Pooh-Bah
Location: la-la land

Total posts: 2419
Posted:We spent about a month living as singles before he moved out.. I spent the next few months having a great time, thinking that I was happy with myself and content etc.. but I've realised that I've jsut been lying to myself and it's all come crashing down around my head in the last week.. ho hum.. I know I'll 'get there' eventually.. lol

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..

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Brenn
PLATINUM Member since Jun 2004

Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 3286
Posted:Fine, I'll storm this bouncy castle myself!

*geronimos into said chocolate bouncy castle*


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87wt2gxq7

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Location: Birmingham

Total posts: 1502
Posted:Hang in there Stix*. Lonliness sure is a toughie, and it can strike at any moment. Don't dwell on it - that way only madness lies.

Perhaps we all need to make lists of the things you can do when single and every time we get lonely to force ourselves to do something on the list?


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87wt2gxq7

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Location: Birmingham

Total posts: 1502
Posted:Bouncy?

*bellydives on bouncy castle*
*Gets up*
*Tries the bouncy 5 beat weave*
*Thwacks self in eye with poi and falls down*
*Bounces back up again*

*Rinse, repeat.*


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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)

Total posts: 4145
Posted:hug for you, Stix hug

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:*Bounces on Chocolate-covered bouncy castle*
*Solidified Chocolate cracks on impact*
*Flies into Neon's Eye*

OWWWW!!!! eek

*Takes out splinter of chocolate from eyeball*

Mmm! Chocolate... ubblove


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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_Stix_

Pooh-Bah
Location: la-la land

Total posts: 2419
Posted:takes a running jumo to join Brenn storming the castle..

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..

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87wt2gxq7

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Location: Birmingham

Total posts: 1502
Posted:Hey, that's *MY* jumo! Get one yerself!


*rugby tackles Stix to get the jumo offa her*


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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)

Total posts: 4145
Posted:We could have something like Takeshi's Castle biggrin

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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_Stix_

Pooh-Bah
Location: la-la land

Total posts: 2419
Posted:peskie fingers..

make that a JUMP! lol


I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..

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Brenn
PLATINUM Member since Jun 2004

Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 3286
Posted:*grumbles about how people label themselves as single online, but the moment you sum up the courage to ask to meet them, they pull the 'oh i have a partner card'* frown



In other news, I want to have a bouncy castle for a birthday in the not too distant future biggrin


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Lost83spy
BRONZE Member since Sep 2005

Lost83spy

Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South...

Total posts: 587
Posted:Brenn my love, the world as we know it sucks!

My life is slowly disapearing into a black hole.... ubbcrying


It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others

Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan

*Owner of Brenn*

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_Stix_

Pooh-Bah
Location: la-la land

Total posts: 2419
Posted:*throws Lost83spy a life line and rubber ring*

hang onto that friend.. we won't let you get lost..


I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..

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Lost83spy
BRONZE Member since Sep 2005

Lost83spy

Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South...

Total posts: 587
Posted:Oh freak! Certain men are just so stupid! I had a client ask me out to dinner the other day. Not too bad except for the fact that he's 38 and married with two kids! Ok seriously, wtf? Argghhh!

Stuff like that just makes me want to stay single....


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Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan

*Owner of Brenn*

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Mr Majestik
SILVER Member since Mar 2004

Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear,...

Total posts: 4693
Posted:if i were him i wouldnt have told you about the wife or kids, because i'm not stupid biggrin

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

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Fr34k
BRONZE Member since Jan 2007

member
Location: , South Africa

Total posts: 62
Posted:Lol mr yeah that should work... thing is they allways find out, how i dont know, but they do...

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Sambo_Flux
GOLD Member since Jun 2006

Sambo_Flux

Introverted
Location: Norf London, United Kingdom

Total posts: 833
Posted:Grrrrr, it's blokes that think with their privates that give the rest of us that use our brains a bad name. shrug

My Mind is a Ship
Emotions become the Waves
Soul is the Ocean

If a quizz is quizzical, what is a test?

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Fr34k
BRONZE Member since Jan 2007

member
Location: , South Africa

Total posts: 62
Posted:Hell yeah Sambo, and that just sucks... and you know what is worse we are the ones that are single most of the time... so maybe we should start thinking with the dude downstairs and maybe we will get a girlfriend.

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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)

Total posts: 4145
Posted:*mental note, stay away from Fr34k and Sambo for a while* ubblol

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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Lost83spy
BRONZE Member since Sep 2005

Lost83spy

Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South...

Total posts: 587
Posted:No guys, trust me. That totally puts a girl off!

Yeah, he's only thinking of one thing, and I'm certainly not interested. Its like he wants a kid in every country or something...

Oh, and he didnt tell me... I found out from my boss.... umm


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*Owner of Brenn*

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Sambo_Flux
GOLD Member since Jun 2006

Sambo_Flux

Introverted
Location: Norf London, United Kingdom

Total posts: 833
Posted: Written by: Fr34k


Hell yeah Sambo, and that just sucks... and you know what is worse we are the ones that are single most of the time... so maybe we should start thinking with the dude downstairs and maybe we will get a girlfriend.



The thought has crossed my loins.... err... I mean mind. wink


My Mind is a Ship
Emotions become the Waves
Soul is the Ocean

If a quizz is quizzical, what is a test?

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Sambo_Flux
GOLD Member since Jun 2006

Sambo_Flux

Introverted
Location: Norf London, United Kingdom

Total posts: 833
Posted: Written by: Birgit


*mental note, stay away from Fr34k and Sambo for a while* ubblol



And OY! I didn't even say anything other than i DONT think with my nuts. Honestly, you women, always reading too much into everything.

rolleyes wink ubbangel


My Mind is a Ship
Emotions become the Waves
Soul is the Ocean

If a quizz is quizzical, what is a test?

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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)

Total posts: 4145
Posted:Incidentally, I'll be in London in a few weeks wink

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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Sambo_Flux
GOLD Member since Jun 2006

Sambo_Flux

Introverted
Location: Norf London, United Kingdom

Total posts: 833
Posted: Written by: Birgit


Incidentally, I'll be in London in a few weeks wink



Cool! Come visit! biggrin hug

Disclaimer: this is my brain talking, not my loins.

Well, maybe 80:20.

ubbangel

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My Mind is a Ship
Emotions become the Waves
Soul is the Ocean

If a quizz is quizzical, what is a test?

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:ubblol

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)

Total posts: 4145
Posted:only 20? now I feel SO unattractive ubblol

(that's step 2 of the woman thing... first we over-interpret you, then you can't do it right anyway, no matter what you say)


"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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Sambo_Flux
GOLD Member since Jun 2006

Sambo_Flux

Introverted
Location: Norf London, United Kingdom

Total posts: 833
Posted: Written by: Lost83spy


No guys, trust me. That totally puts a girl off!



 Written by: Birgit

only 20? now I feel SO unattractive ubblol



Ah, the eternal tug of war of the female psyche. Fascinating....

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ubbangel

hug ubblove


My Mind is a Ship
Emotions become the Waves
Soul is the Ocean

If a quizz is quizzical, what is a test?

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