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i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

What? When did I become cool?

(thanks WWFFJr)

Sound off all the cool singles!

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!

Fruit don't talk...they listen...and wait.

Commander Schutz: Strange, and I thought you were an Aryan.
Jewish Barber: No, I'm a vegetarian.

Hey wow! This old place! I haven't been here in ages, nice to see that there are still a lot of the same familiar faces,
Whats been happening? Do I need to start cooking pancakes again for a feast and gossip catch up?

What if I should fall right through the centre of the Earth and come out the other side where people walk upside-down?!

I'll have mine with lemon and sugar please

Working hard to be a wandering hippie layabout. Ten years down, five to go!

Could I have mine with mixed fruit and Nutella please?

People keep leaving. I'm going to bake some cake

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?

Mince Pies!

Yum!

Can I have a cup of chocolatey horlicks too please?

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!

Q:"How many Jugglers Does it take to change a light bulb?"
A:"One, but another 99 others saying,'I could do that if I only practised more'"

Gate Keeper to Shocked_Prawn. None may pass.

What if I should fall right through the centre of the Earth and come out the other side where people walk upside-down?!

Q:"How many Jugglers Does it take to change a light bulb?"
A:"One, but another 99 others saying,'I could do that if I only practised more'"

Gate Keeper to Shocked_Prawn. None may pass.

Originally Posted By: Just_Another_Clown*Strolls in through the french doors*

Evenin' all. Good to be back. Hows things?

Did you ever leave?

Why are you in the singles thread... nice chap like yourself?

I'm sure there's tons of pretty guys out there waiting to throw themselves at you

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

Well, point me in the right direction and I will smarten myself out. Until then.....Pass the Port.

Q:"How many Jugglers Does it take to change a light bulb?"
A:"One, but another 99 others saying,'I could do that if I only practised more'"

Gate Keeper to Shocked_Prawn. None may pass.

*Walks passed door and does a double take*
Hey! People like me!
*runs away and comes back with bean bag and rum for all*
Hi everyone! I too am single.
Maple pancake please.

Under the skin of our lives; somewhere deep and early, forgotten, we all follow the same dreams.
- unknown

Panckakes and rum! What a great way to spend a day

Working hard to be a wandering hippie layabout. Ten years down, five to go!

And Port!

There's nothing quite as mellow as getting drunk on port.

It Marvellous!

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!

What if I should fall right through the centre of the Earth and come out the other side where people walk upside-down?!

Not here it isnt...

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!

Working hard to be a wandering hippie layabout. Ten years down, five to go!

Its nice now it wasn't before

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!

i miss home town pete is it NOT nice here, its all cold and frosty and stuff.
but mmmmnn pancake party!

Proud Co-Owner of PoiBoi
Owned by J.A.C

Fruit don't talk...they listen...and wait.

Nope. Didn't miss a thing

I hate Christmas. Specially being alone. There's no-one I can really relate to here, my family sucks, my brother's OK, now, but we still don't entirely see eye to eye, and on christmas night I'll be going back to my cold, lonely room, and sleepy oblivion will be my reward for facing another shitty christmas amongst people who annoy me most of the time.

Still, you've got to laugh

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!

Fruit don't talk...they listen...and wait.

Under the skin of our lives; somewhere deep and early, forgotten, we all follow the same dreams.
- unknown

-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

Yeah, I imagine you get it in the neck at Easter too, with the whole you killed Christ kinda thang.

I'm hungover from the Christmas spirit

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!

I think I am going to go around the house and hug everyone there just to annoy them... Except for my father, he will take it the wrong way.

Why let your body be a temple? When it can be a theme park?

Wii Console Number: 3294 0297 7824 7498

Yep! Come on in.. the more the... slightly less miserable

I actually had a rather nice christmas- and my parents bought me this rather splendid new laptop which means I no longer have to walk to the library to post, I can post from bed! Hooray!

Here's to a better new years to y'all!

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?