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johndhaive
GOLD Member since Jan 2009

johndhaive

Kebab Embalmer
Location: Tulsa, Oklahoma

Total posts: 316
Posted:Just ask some "Is it true?" questions if you have one in your mind that's been bothering you. grin

I was just wondering if somebody has already tried it. Is it true that if you fart (has the natural gas methane) directly on a fire that it would create like a small fireball or something? Like a smaller version of fire breathing but cancer free and hazard free? devil


Tam tam tam cheketitamtam, ketumpantam, ketumpan kete kete kete, tam tam tam ketumpanketey!

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel


Total posts: 15414
Posted:Yes, it is true.

Not recommended however, as most of us have heard the story of the two men, the cardboard tube, the gerbil and the cry of "Armageddeon".


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MRC
SILVER Member since Jun 2008

MRC

Funky Blessings Daily


Total posts: 215
Posted:I have personally witnessed my cousin "lighting a fart."

I believe the "Man Show" even did a bit with it called the "fart pilot light" in one of their man invention segments in which one of the hosts used the pilot light to cause some flatulent flame.


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burningoftheclavey
SILVER Member since Jul 2005

burningoftheclavey

lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
Location: over yonder

Total posts: 926
Posted:Is it true that when cows fall asleep, that they do so standing up? And is it ACTUALLY possible to tip them over? C'mon all you cowtippers, give us the d/l..!

on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"

Owned by Brenn smile

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johndhaive
GOLD Member since Jan 2009

johndhaive

Kebab Embalmer
Location: Tulsa, Oklahoma

Total posts: 316
Posted:Cows sleep laying down, I think in prone position (on their abdomen). But they take a nap standing up though so that they would be aware of their surroundings. Hehehe! Horses are the one who sleeps standing up! They only lie down when ill. But be careful to tip them over, if you get them in a bad mood, you get yourself kicked in the nuts! Hehehehe! laugh3

Tam tam tam cheketitamtam, ketumpantam, ketumpan kete kete kete, tam tam tam ketumpanketey!

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willworkforfoodjnr
SILVER Member since Aug 2007

willworkforfoodjnr

Hunting robot foxes
Location: Huddersfield, West Yorkshire

Total posts: 1046
Posted:Is it true that if I walk for long enough I'll find myself????

Working hard to be a wandering hippie layabout. Ten years down, five to go!

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Seye
SILVER Member since Mar 2005

Seye

Geek
Location: Manchester, UK

Total posts: 1261
Posted:Lighting farts can be dangerous!
wink


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johndhaive
GOLD Member since Jan 2009

johndhaive

Kebab Embalmer
Location: Tulsa, Oklahoma

Total posts: 316
Posted:Oh my God! They killed Kenny! eek

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Noiseyflower
BRONZE Member since Jan 2009

Noiseyflower

Yell and scream all you like
Location: Melbourne

Total posts: 53
Posted:sif cows sleep laying down... your've got t the wrong way round. on a hot day they may laydown for a quick nap but it is more of a rest with their eyes closed. cows do infact sleep standing and it iis very fun to go cow tipping. though contrary to some peoples belief they can stand up again...

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johndhaive
GOLD Member since Jan 2009

johndhaive

Kebab Embalmer
Location: Tulsa, Oklahoma

Total posts: 316
Posted:Is it true that if you go to bed early will make you healthy, wealthy and wise? grin

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johndhaive
GOLD Member since Jan 2009

johndhaive

Kebab Embalmer
Location: Tulsa, Oklahoma

Total posts: 316
Posted:And oh by the way, I just light up my fart last night after eating chili with lots of beans. My first time to see one go off! WOOOHOOOW! bounce2

Tam tam tam cheketitamtam, ketumpantam, ketumpan kete kete kete, tam tam tam ketumpanketey!

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=Flashpoint=
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

=Flashpoint=

Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs...

Total posts: 2719
Posted:early to bed and early to rise...

Resisting temptation to copy and paste, if you wake earlier, you see more of the day, therefore more sunshine, which raises melatonin and serotonin levels in the brain (proved, ask Doc), also, you can be more productive, and therefore, healthier, wealthier and wiser (mind you im not too sure about the brain chemistry thing, some help required smile )

Is it true that it is dangerous to wake a sleepwalker?


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philisweatly
SILVER Member since Feb 2008

philisweatly

life's a garden, dig it
Location: Tennesse, U.S.A.

Total posts: 115
Posted:Only if they are having a really good dream, hehe.


is it true that elephants never forget...............TO KILL!

EDITED_BY: philisweatly (1240349290)


haha

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hamamelis
BRONZE Member since Jan 2006

hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls.

Total posts: 756
Posted:No?
I've been within about a foot of a wild african bull elephant, and I'm not dead. Mind you, my Dad did know someone who was killed by one..


THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?

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Fire_Moose
SILVER Member since May 2007

Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ

Total posts: 3597
Posted:i thought in Africa elephants like come up to yer door and knock, pretending to be a visitor, then when you open the door they tusk you....

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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aston
SILVER Member since Dec 2007

aston

Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
Location: South Africa

Total posts: 4061
Posted:Nope. All hippo propaganda I tells you....

'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

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Fire_Moose
SILVER Member since May 2007

Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ

Total posts: 3597
Posted:Hmmm why can't the pacaderms just get along?

O.B.E.S.E.

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aston
SILVER Member since Dec 2007

aston

Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
Location: South Africa

Total posts: 4061
Posted:Are hippopotomai pachyderms?

'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

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Fire_Moose
SILVER Member since May 2007

Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ

Total posts: 3597
Posted:Of course....is that how you spell it?

O.B.E.S.E.

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MRC
SILVER Member since Jun 2008

MRC

Funky Blessings Daily


Total posts: 215

johndhaive
GOLD Member since Jan 2009

johndhaive

Kebab Embalmer
Location: Tulsa, Oklahoma

Total posts: 316
Posted:Is it true that elephants are afraid of rats/rodents?

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel


Total posts: 15414
Posted:No.. but they are scared of Barbara Streisand.

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Mother_Natures_Son
SILVER Member since Aug 2007

Mother_Natures_Son

Rampant whirler.
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!

Total posts: 2418
Posted:Name a creature that isn't.

hug

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel


Total posts: 15414
Posted:Penguins.

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:yeah but Penguiins are hard as nails dude especially straight out of the fridge nothing scares them.

Why do shops put up braille signs where the blind can't see them?


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

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Posted:Shops put up braille signs where non-blind people can't see them too.

Its all about equality in this day and age.


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aston
SILVER Member since Dec 2007

aston

Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
Location: South Africa

Total posts: 4061
Posted:Originally Posted By: PojeOf course....is that how you spell it?

No, actually. It is Hippopotomoi. tongue2

UCOF: So who is the most equal then?


'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel


Total posts: 15414
Posted:Everyone.

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willworkforfoodjnr
SILVER Member since Aug 2007

willworkforfoodjnr

Hunting robot foxes
Location: Huddersfield, West Yorkshire

Total posts: 1046
Posted:But none of the twos?

Working hard to be a wandering hippie layabout. Ten years down, five to go!

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spacey
SILVER Member since Feb 2005

spacey

mischeivious pixie
Location: Sydney

Total posts: 291
Posted:Originally Posted By: johndhaiveHehehe! Horses are the one who sleeps standing up! They only lie down when ill.

sorry to be a geek, but horses do sleep laying down, but only when they feel safe - if you walk up to one laying down they will normally get straight back up again.

is it true that elephants are scared of mice?


"I dont want no fatty bumbum, i want a lean mean shagging machine" anon

"I'm sweet and wholesome with a little bit of filth thrown in"

What would you do if you knew you could not fail?

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:Only those with Knives

If a Mute swears would his mum wash is hands out with soap?


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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