Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude
'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland
Working hard to be a wandering hippie layabout. Ten years down, five to go!