"I don't take drugs. I am drugs" - Salvador Dali
I only wanted to be 16... and free
It aint broke...It just lacks large amounts of duct-tape!
A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.
I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.
Is that magnets!?
FYI: I am not Pele. If you wish to reply to me and use a short version of my name, use: PWB.
English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England. - Homer Jay Simpson
quote:Tells me im a fighterpilot, but i got no hands!
"Toilet Cleaner", "Dog-poop Scooper", "Layabout","Butt Licker", "Whore", "Sex Slave", "Unicyclist", "Condom Salesperson", "Chicken Plucker", "Fish Gutter", "Nude Artist's Model", "Y-front Model", "Office Gossip", "Priest", "Franciscan Monk", "Traffic Warden", "Litter Warden", "Traffic Clamper", "Card Sharp", "Travelling Musician", "Circus Freak","Tightrope Walker", "Magician's Assistant", "Weather Person", "Lounge Lizard", "Undercover Cop", "Lollipop Person", "Ballet Dancer", "Urologist", "Pole Dancer", "Ballroom Dancer", "Staple Remover", "Security Guard", "Cement Mixer", "Jockey", "Slurry Maker", "Wig Maker", "Bodyguard", "Underwear Factory Worker", "Erotic Novelist", "Bra Designer", "Cigar Roller", "Horticulturalist", "Porn Star", "Serial Pop Idol Contestant", "Estate Agent", "Pickpocket", "Shaman", "Witch Doctor", "Nun", "BrownNoser", "Street Busker", "Street Mime Artist", "War Correspondent", "Interior Decorator", "Pantomime Horse", "Peter Pan", "Town Cryer", "Laurence Llewellyn-Bowen", "Diver", "Avon Rep", "Computer Geek", "Wallpaper Designer", "Drug Dealer", "Drag Queen", "Rocket Scientist", "Mafia Don", "Astrologist", "Call Girl", "Rent Boy", "Jailbird", "Car Thief", "Jewelry Thief", "Cat Burglar", "President", "Government Minister", "Disgraced Politician", "Embalmer", "Funeral Director", "Out-of-Work Actor", "Fighter Pilot", "Poet", "Astronaut", "Monkey Trainer", "Lion Tamer", "Ann Summers Demonstrator", "Dole Queue For You", "Pop Star Wannabe", "Champion Ping Pong Player", "Groupie", "Secretary of State for Defence"
This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Meet me in outer space... I will hold you close if you're afraid of heights...xXxXx
some people take a walk in the rain and others just get wet
Smiling is infectious. Please pass this on.
The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.
Always make time to play in the snow.
Every ones a monkey!
Yes even you!
Its not easy being green....
she who sees from up high smiles
Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*
Come forth and thou shalt win enternal happiness. but he came fifth so he won an electric toatser.
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
Only when the last tree has died
and the last river has been poisoned
and the last fish has been caught
will we realise that we
cannot eat money.
Cree Indian, 1909
Roman candles that burn in the night, yeah you are a shining light
"I don't take drugs. I am drugs" - Salvador Dali
some people take a walk in the rain and others just get wet
Smiling is infectious. Please pass this on.
"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
I live in a world of infinite possibilities.
Currently on the right side up of the world.
Make your own happiness by making others happy [Ikeda]
*they used to read me stories, as though my dreams were boring*
right im off to play with my ball of pink fluff
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