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sunbeamSILVER Member
old hand
1,032 posts
Location: Madrid, United Kingdom


Posted:
https://www.ducksontheweb.com/CareerFinder2.htm

check out the above: hours of fun!

I'm destined to be a Franciscan Monk apparantly.

What are you going to be when you grow up?

sunbeam

"I don't take drugs. I am drugs" - Salvador Dali

sunny


SpannerBRONZE Member
remembers when it was all fields round here
2,790 posts
Location: in the works... somewhere..., United Kingdom


Posted:
A priest?!

"I thought you are man, but
you are nice woman.

yay,

:R"


Captain HazzardBRONZE Member
Ninja (shhhh, don't tell)
420 posts
Location: Truro, UK


Posted:
woohoo! i'm destined to be a y-front model!
saxxy!!! i wander if i get to pick the colours...
lime green or brown

I only wanted to be 16... and free


CheshireCatmember
51 posts
Location: London or Wiesbaden, Germany


Posted:
underwear factory worker?!?
oh my god...
just Cat(as opposed to Catharina) gets me:
Embalmer

im doomed...

It aint broke...It just lacks large amounts of duct-tape!


BamBamPooh-Bah
1,810 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Lisa Freeman = Priest

Bammy BamBam = Dole Queue

Hels Bells = Whore

A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.


DsAdsPoi? Never!
316 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Adam Ferreira gave me Magician's Assistant

DsAds, Shaman

Ooo both magical jobs!

And Devilstick Adam, popped up: Porn Star

Is that magnets!?


flidBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,136 posts
Location: Warwickshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
when at school they made us all do this long multiple choice thing, then they told us things we should do for a living and help us choose a uni course.

Of course everyone got stuff like doctor, lawyer, teacher etc, but one of my mates got carpark attendent and shop assistant

Pele'sWhippingBoymember
442 posts
Location: Rochester, NY, USA


Posted:
For my real name: Fighter Pilot
As Whipping Boy: Interior Decorator

LOL.
Pele's real name: Government Minister
I put in Pele Goddess: Tightrope Walker

And nobody tell her, but her son got: Porn Star

FYI: I am not Pele. If you wish to reply to me and use a short version of my name, use: PWB.

English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England. - Homer Jay Simpson


[Nx?]BRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,749 posts
Location: Europe,Scotland,Both


Posted:
a PK tradition....

quote:
"Toilet Cleaner", "Dog-poop Scooper", "Layabout","Butt Licker", "Whore", "Sex Slave", "Unicyclist", "Condom Salesperson", "Chicken Plucker", "Fish Gutter", "Nude Artist's Model", "Y-front Model", "Office Gossip", "Priest", "Franciscan Monk", "Traffic Warden", "Litter Warden", "Traffic Clamper", "Card Sharp", "Travelling Musician", "Circus Freak","Tightrope Walker", "Magician's Assistant", "Weather Person", "Lounge Lizard", "Undercover Cop", "Lollipop Person", "Ballet Dancer", "Urologist", "Pole Dancer", "Ballroom Dancer", "Staple Remover", "Security Guard", "Cement Mixer", "Jockey", "Slurry Maker", "Wig Maker", "Bodyguard", "Underwear Factory Worker", "Erotic Novelist", "Bra Designer", "Cigar Roller", "Horticulturalist", "Porn Star", "Serial Pop Idol Contestant", "Estate Agent", "Pickpocket", "Shaman", "Witch Doctor", "Nun", "BrownNoser", "Street Busker", "Street Mime Artist", "War Correspondent", "Interior Decorator", "Pantomime Horse", "Peter Pan", "Town Cryer", "Laurence Llewellyn-Bowen", "Diver", "Avon Rep", "Computer Geek", "Wallpaper Designer", "Drug Dealer", "Drag Queen", "Rocket Scientist", "Mafia Don", "Astrologist", "Call Girl", "Rent Boy", "Jailbird", "Car Thief", "Jewelry Thief", "Cat Burglar", "President", "Government Minister", "Disgraced Politician", "Embalmer", "Funeral Director", "Out-of-Work Actor", "Fighter Pilot", "Poet", "Astronaut", "Monkey Trainer", "Lion Tamer", "Ann Summers Demonstrator", "Dole Queue For You", "Pop Star Wannabe", "Champion Ping Pong Player", "Groupie", "Secretary of State for Defence"
Tells me im a fighterpilot, but i got no hands!

L*r

This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti


JoKoPomember
84 posts
Location: Nottingham, England, UK


Posted:
Avon rep

.... lol saaaaaafe!

xxx

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Meet me in outer space... I will hold you close if you're afraid of heights...xXxXx


Flower fairyBRONZE Member
member
98 posts
Location: London, United Kingdom


Posted:
As my real name = Astrologist

As my HOP name = Witch doctor

I was in the proccess of signing up for a aromatherapy course but maybe Im heading in the wrong direction!!!!!

some people take a walk in the rain and others just get wet

Smiling is infectious. Please pass this on.


UCOFSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
15,414 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
jonathan kneller= jail bird

UC OF= estate agent

The united chains of fire= interior decorator

the untied chins of fur= Avon rep

DomBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,009 posts
Location: Bristol, UK


Posted:
Monkey trainer.

Dance monkey! Dance!

polytheneveteran
1,359 posts
Location: London/ Surrey


Posted:
my real name makes me a respectable wallpaper designer, but by night, my alter ego polythene becomes an ann summers demonstrator....

The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.

Always make time to play in the snow.


Fire Monkeymember
176 posts
Location: Chandlers Ford (near Soton)UK


Posted:
Real name makes:Undercover

HOP makes: Staple Remover

i think i'll take the slouch option.

Every ones a monkey!
Yes even you!


.Morph.SILVER Member
addict
669 posts
Location: Lancashire, UK


Posted:
Real name = Toilet cleaner - it's what I've been aspiring to for years!!

Hop name - card sharp


MiSsFrOgmember
187 posts
Location: Oceanside, CA USA


Posted:
(in a little kid voice)"When i grow up im going to be a pornstar that sells condoms"


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Its not easy being green....


Narr(*) (*) .. for the gnor ;)
2,568 posts
Location: sitting on the step


Posted:
by day and astronaut(real name) by night a street busker (narr)

she who sees from up high smiles

Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*


Motaddict
666 posts
Location: Netherlands


Posted:
Chicken plucker!!!!
I'm not a chicken plucker I'm a chicken pluckers son........

Come forth and thou shalt win enternal happiness. but he came fifth so he won an electric toatser.


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
As my real name - Sex Slave ( )

HoP name - Toilet Cleaner

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


simian110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London


Posted:
it tells me i should be a War Correspondent

i'm not sure whether that means a journalist or a special type of military operative that throws junk mail at the enemy

actually i'm not really confused.

i was just being silly

"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."


ASTRO FAERIEBRONZE Member
ummmmmmm.............
724 posts
Location: Rotherham, UK


Posted:
Hahahahahahahahaaaaaaa!
If i use my real name i am a Toilet Cleaner,
If i use my nick I'm a ballett dancer!
I could be in an MGM musical!!!!!!

Only when the last tree has died
and the last river has been poisoned
and the last fish has been caught
will we realise that we
cannot eat money.

Cree Indian, 1909


Dark Pixiemember
47 posts
Location: somewhere.....?


Posted:
Tessa Annells- Street Busker
Feanore- Drag Queen (oddly enough, adding my middle name with my real name produced Drag Queen also...)

Roman candles that burn in the night, yeah you are a shining light


sunbeamSILVER Member
old hand
1,032 posts
Location: Madrid, United Kingdom


Posted:
sunbeam with my real surname comes out as Computer Geek - hmmm

"I don't take drugs. I am drugs" - Salvador Dali

sunny


Flower fairyBRONZE Member
member
98 posts
Location: London, United Kingdom


Posted:
There seem to be an awful lot of toilet cleaners among us!!!

some people take a walk in the rain and others just get wet

Smiling is infectious. Please pass this on.


Woo!HCH No 2
216 posts
Location: Chester, Cheshire.


Posted:
Nym: Shaman
Pseudonym: Estate Agent

Jim

colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
coleman - drug dealer

coleman walker - porn star

cole walker - traffic warden


damn my real name! damn it to hell

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


DeepSoulSheepGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,617 posts
Location: Berlin, Ireland


Posted:
Ballroom dancer, glad I watched strictly ballroom now

I live in a world of infinite possibilities.


FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
Under my real name: Sex Slave
As just Flynt: Embalmer.....

i can just picture it now.... "Mum, Dad, I have to tell you something. I'm a necropheliac..."

Currently on the right side up of the world.


tatttySILVER Member
member
158 posts
Location: crapy planet thanet, United Kingdom


Posted:
natalie= bodyguard!
tatty = poet!

a poetical bodyguard, hmmmm...

Make your own happiness by making others happy [Ikeda]

*they used to read me stories, as though my dreams were boring*


spritieSILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
2,014 posts
Location: Galveston, TX, USA


Posted:
real name - erotic novelist
woo-hoo I get to be famous for dirty stuff...

HOP name - unicyclist

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