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Login/Join to ParticipateHOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
EVERYONE knows that if it's zombies, you make a six-pointed star and stand inside it and they can't touch you.
And if it's warewolves, make the sign of the Cross.
Vampires it's squirtguns.
That's it! No more zombie threads ever! It's all solved! So neener!
Now, how about pirates? Hmmm?
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia
What about a 700lb zombie?
.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Oh lord, we're about to throw King Kong into the Zombie/Pirate mix aren't we?
*facepalm*
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
74 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
so who would win, a zombie pirate and zombie ninja or zombie king kong? *smiles innocently*
Under the skin of our lives; somewhere deep and early, forgotten, we all follow the same dreams.
- unknown
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
*has an irresistable urge to eat Lovo's brains*
MwwaaAAARRGH!!!
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
74 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
I'm starting to wonder about you Doc. Might it be possible that the reason you know so much about zombies is that you yourself are a zombie! :-o
Who'd win. Regular Doc or zombie Doc? Lol
Under the skin of our lives; somewhere deep and early, forgotten, we all follow the same dreams.
- unknown
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
I'd never let my child's brain near Doc after all this. Tooooo risky
I always thought there was a cray gleam in his eye.
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
926 posts
Location: over yonder, New Zealand
Originally Posted By: =Flashpoint=Hey, I've always found that there is no problem that can't be solved by careful application of a 700lb ape.
I've found that the answer to all lifes problems comes in the form of an elaborate pully system.
Perhaps an ape and an elaborate pully system together would be the answer to world domination?
Wait...if Doc's a zombie..but he also has voodoo powers....erm..
on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Originally Posted By: burningoftheclavey\Wait...if Doc's a zombie..but he also has voodoo powers....erm..
Then you'd better get me some Nutella.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia
hahaha...!! all those people in all those zombie movies, totally wasting their time; trying to vanquish the moaning hoardes of zombies with decapitation, mutilation, fire bombs etc.
when all they needed was a case or two of nutella...!!
--pogo (pat) [forever and always]
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Originally Posted By: Pogo69
when all they needed was a case or two of nutella...!!
MUhahahahahahahaha!!! FOOLS!!! As long as they never figure out our secret then our nefarious...
..erm...
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia
So is a no more zombies thread fully discussing zombies
??OR is this skillfull distractive technique, like in the movies where they get all the teenagers together in the the basement/beach party/remote woodland location/Nutella shop before augh#$*(#&@*&@*($@#&$@@# etc?
.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
So I was brushing my teeth this morning in Rozi's bathroom when I noticed that she had a death bunny button.
Maybe we can finally stop talking about zombies and switch to death bunnies?
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia
coming to a country near you
4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia
i think i just died laughing.....
yet i still type. am i;
A:zombie
B;undead
C;lying
D;a ninjaepiratezombie gorilla
"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"
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10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
https://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/plush/ac4a/?cpg=cj
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Originally Posted By: Mr Majestiki think i just died laughing.....
yet i still type. am i;
A:zombie
B;undead
C;lying
D;a ninjaepiratezombie gorilla
E: A killer bunnywabbit.
F: A tragically misshapen Tasmanian Devil
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia
Originally Posted By: Doc Lightning
E: A killer bunnywabbit.
F: A tragically misshapen Tasmanian Devil
ETC .....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....
coming to a country near you
4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia
actually, the way the devils are going it may be beneficial to zombify them. could you say that zombies reproduce asexually? i guess their reproduction is reliant on a population of healthy devils isnt it, so while zombification would be beneficial to the tourism industry it may not ensure the survival of the species.
but really, a pirate ninjae combination seems incompatable. how can you have sneaking honourable with loudmouthed doublecrosser? zombie devil or zombie gorilla on the otherhand, i can totally see that working
kind of like the infected dogs ala 'resident evil' or more recently 'i am legend'. "but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"
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Rampant whirler.
2,418 posts
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!
Zombie pandabunny.
19 posts
Location: Guam
Originally Posted By: Doc LightningYou solve your problems with a gorilla?
We need to have a talk about your problem-solving skills.
Ey, when you're backed into a corner with a dead chainsaw, an empty gun, and a knife you'll be wishing you'd had a (tamed) gorilla by your side to pick you up and just bust out of there with it flailing and jumping around. Or maybe a bear to ride on as it just slashes away at the hordes, offense or running away, which ever you prefer
As for the Zombie Gorilla, I don't see it as much of a threat as a normal Gorilla, it's probably less of a threat zombified. Just think, with all that rotting 700lbs it's lugging around, one jump would have it's own limbs flying off it's joints and it's not like being a zombie makes it any smarter.
A Zombie Bear might be different though, good luck with that
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Originally Posted By: Yayu
Ey, when you're backed into a corner with a dead chainsaw, an empty gun, and a knife you'll be wishing you'd had a (tamed) gorilla by your side to pick you up and just bust out of there with it flailing and jumping around. Or maybe a bear to ride on as it just slashes away at the hordes, offense or running away, which ever you prefer
I prefer a basket of killer tomatoes, personally. You just pelt your enemies with them.
Just...uh... careful that when you pick them up you don't grab them by the sharp end...
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
Chainsaw nunchucks.
Zombie problem = solved.
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia
But there ARE no zombies in this thread. Doc said so. SO there's no problem.
QED
.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Originally Posted By: newgabeBut there ARE no zombies in this thread. Doc said so. SO there's no problem.
QED
See, she listens!
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Funky Blessings Daily
215 posts
Location: USA
Zombie Gorillas?
say it ain't so...
Rampant whirler.
2,418 posts
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!
"This video is not available in your country."
Hmmm
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
The zombies must've gotten it.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Rampant whirler.
2,418 posts
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!
Zombie Bureaucrats!
coming to a country near you
4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia
you know i could totally see that happening. they may even form a committee to lay down the ethical laws of brain consumption and prevent zombies who groan out of tune from doing so in public.....
"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"
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Rampant whirler.
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Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!
They'd be no less organised, intelligent or worthwhile than our current politicians.
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