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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:EVERYONE knows that if it's zombies, you make a six-pointed star and stand inside it and they can't touch you.

And if it's warewolves, make the sign of the Cross.

Vampires it's squirtguns.

That's it! No more zombie threads ever! It's all solved! So neener!

Now, how about pirates? Hmmm?


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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newgabe
SILVER Member since Mar 2005

newgabe

what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
Location: Bali, Australia

Total posts: 4030
Posted:What about a 700lb zombie?

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:Oh lord, we're about to throw King Kong into the Zombie/Pirate mix aren't we?

*facepalm*


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Lovo

Lord and Master
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 74
Posted:so who would win, a zombie pirate and zombie ninja or zombie king kong? *smiles innocently*

Under the skin of our lives; somewhere deep and early, forgotten, we all follow the same dreams.
- unknown

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:*has an irresistable urge to eat Lovo's brains*

MwwaaAAARRGH!!!


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Lovo

Lord and Master
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 74
Posted:I'm starting to wonder about you Doc. Might it be possible that the reason you know so much about zombies is that you yourself are a zombie! :-o
Who'd win. Regular Doc or zombie Doc? Lol


Under the skin of our lives; somewhere deep and early, forgotten, we all follow the same dreams.
- unknown

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


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Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:I'd never let my child's brain near Doc after all this. Tooooo risky tongue2

I always thought there was a cray gleam in his eye. wink


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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burningoftheclavey
SILVER Member since Jul 2005

burningoftheclavey

lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
Location: over yonder, New Zealand

Total posts: 926
Posted:Originally Posted By: =Flashpoint=Hey, I've always found that there is no problem that can't be solved by careful application of a 700lb ape.



I've found that the answer to all lifes problems comes in the form of an elaborate pully system. shocked
Perhaps an ape and an elaborate pully system together would be the answer to world domination? devil

Wait...if Doc's a zombie..but he also has voodoo powers....erm.. white


on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:Originally Posted By: burningoftheclavey\Wait...if Doc's a zombie..but he also has voodoo powers....erm.. white




Then you'd better get me some Nutella.


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Pogo69
SILVER Member since Apr 2006

Pogo69

there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
Location: limbo, Australia

Total posts: 3764
Posted:hahaha...!! all those people in all those zombie movies, totally wasting their time; trying to vanquish the moaning hoardes of zombies with decapitation, mutilation, fire bombs etc.

when all they needed was a case or two of nutella...!!


--pogo (pat) [forever and always]

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:Originally Posted By: Pogo69

when all they needed was a case or two of nutella...!!

MUhahahahahahahaha!!! FOOLS!!! As long as they never figure out our secret then our nefarious...

..erm... angel


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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newgabe
SILVER Member since Mar 2005

newgabe

what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
Location: Bali, Australia

Total posts: 4030
Posted:So is a no more zombies thread fully discussing zombies offtopic ??
OR is this skillfull distractive technique, like in the movies where they get all the teenagers together in the the basement/beach party/remote woodland location/Nutella shop before augh#$*(#&@*&@*($@#&$@@# etc?


.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:So I was brushing my teeth this morning in Rozi's bathroom when I noticed that she had a death bunny button.

Maybe we can finally stop talking about zombies and switch to death bunnies?


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Pogo69
SILVER Member since Apr 2006

Pogo69

there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
Location: limbo, Australia

Total posts: 3764
Posted:death bunny zombies...!!!


Non-Https Image Link


--pogo (pat) [forever and always]

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Mr Majestik
SILVER Member since Mar 2004

Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear,...

Total posts: 4693
Posted:i think i just died laughing.....

yet i still type. am i;

A:zombie
B;undead
C;lying
D;a ninjaepiratezombie gorilla


"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


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Posted:http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/plush/ac4a/?cpg=cj
grin


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:Originally Posted By: Mr Majestiki think i just died laughing.....

yet i still type. am i;

A:zombie
B;undead
C;lying
D;a ninjaepiratezombie gorilla

E: A killer bunnywabbit.
F: A tragically misshapen Tasmanian Devil


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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newgabe
SILVER Member since Mar 2005

newgabe

what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
Location: Bali, Australia

Total posts: 4030
Posted:Originally Posted By: Doc Lightning

E: A killer bunnywabbit.
F: A tragically misshapen Tasmanian Devil
laugh3 clap lolsign ETC


.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....

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Mr Majestik
SILVER Member since Mar 2004

Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear,...

Total posts: 4693
Posted:actually, the way the devils are going it may be beneficial to zombify them. could you say that zombies reproduce asexually? i guess their reproduction is reliant on a population of healthy devils isnt it, so while zombification would be beneficial to the tourism industry it may not ensure the survival of the species.

but really, a pirate ninjae combination seems incompatable. how can you have sneaking honourable with loudmouthed doublecrosser? zombie devil or zombie gorilla on the otherhand, i can totally see that working smile kind of like the infected dogs ala 'resident evil' or more recently 'i am legend'.


"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

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Mother_Natures_Son
SILVER Member since Aug 2007

Mother_Natures_Son

Rampant whirler.
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!

Total posts: 2418
Posted:Zombie pandabunny.

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Yayu


Yayu

Toasty Monkey
Location: Guam

Total posts: 19
Posted:Originally Posted By: Doc LightningYou solve your problems with a gorilla?

We need to have a talk about your problem-solving skills.

Ey, when you're backed into a corner with a dead chainsaw, an empty gun, and a knife you'll be wishing you'd had a (tamed) gorilla by your side to pick you up and just bust out of there with it flailing and jumping around. Or maybe a bear to ride on as it just slashes away at the hordes, offense or running away, which ever you prefer wink

As for the Zombie Gorilla, I don't see it as much of a threat as a normal Gorilla, it's probably less of a threat zombified. Just think, with all that rotting 700lbs it's lugging around, one jump would have it's own limbs flying off it's joints and it's not like being a zombie makes it any smarter.

A Zombie Bear might be different though, good luck with that whistle


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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:Originally Posted By: Yayu

Ey, when you're backed into a corner with a dead chainsaw, an empty gun, and a knife you'll be wishing you'd had a (tamed) gorilla by your side to pick you up and just bust out of there with it flailing and jumping around. Or maybe a bear to ride on as it just slashes away at the hordes, offense or running away, which ever you prefer wink


I prefer a basket of killer tomatoes, personally. You just pelt your enemies with them.

Just...uh... careful that when you pick them up you don't grab them by the sharp end...


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:Chainsaw nunchucks.

Zombie problem = solved. grin


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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newgabe
SILVER Member since Mar 2005

newgabe

what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
Location: Bali, Australia

Total posts: 4030
Posted:But there ARE no zombies in this thread. Doc said so. SO there's no problem.
QED yes


.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:Originally Posted By: newgabeBut there ARE no zombies in this thread. Doc said so. SO there's no problem.
QED yes

See, she listens! duck


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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MRC
SILVER Member since Jun 2008

MRC

Funky Blessings Daily
Location: , USA

Total posts: 215
Posted:Zombie Gorillas?

say it ain't so...


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Mother_Natures_Son
SILVER Member since Aug 2007

Mother_Natures_Son

Rampant whirler.
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!

Total posts: 2418
Posted:"This video is not available in your country."

Hmmm


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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:The zombies must've gotten it.

-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Mother_Natures_Son
SILVER Member since Aug 2007

Mother_Natures_Son

Rampant whirler.
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!

Total posts: 2418
Posted:Zombie Bureaucrats!

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Mr Majestik
SILVER Member since Mar 2004

Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear,...

Total posts: 4693
Posted:you know i could totally see that happening. they may even form a committee to lay down the ethical laws of brain consumption and prevent zombies who groan out of tune from doing so in public.....

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

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Mother_Natures_Son
SILVER Member since Aug 2007

Mother_Natures_Son

Rampant whirler.
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!

Total posts: 2418
Posted:They'd be no less organised, intelligent or worthwhile than our current politicians.

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