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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
I saw this on another forum and can't remember it being played here and thought it could be a bit of fun.

Basically, one person makes a "wish" and the next posted grants it, but corrupts it in some way.

eg:
"I wish for a million dollars"
"a million dollars appears in your bank account but the police then knock on your door about a bank robbery"

now lets get creative!

I wish I could fly!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


CaffeinatedKatieGOLD Member
Teacher, Dancer, Artist, and General Smartass
149 posts
Location: Portland, OR, USA


Posted:
Granted, it's not forecast to rain... but it does anyway!!

I wish I found a couple hundred dollars I could blow at a bookstore.

DuncGOLD Member
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom


Posted:
(frickin rain)

you're carrying your many many books and they collapse on you knockin you out cold.

I wish I could have a day off

Let's relight this forum ubblove


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
have the day off i don't feel like corrupting wishes today but tomorrow you'll be in a whole heap of trouble as todays things didn't get done


i still wish i didn't get hang overs

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


newgabeSILVER Member
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
You don;t get hangovers. you get stood over. And stood up. and Hung up. and run in. Altogether you have a preety lousy time of it.

I wish my feet were clean.

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
your feet get the best clean ever .....with a wire brush and detol


i wish i didn't feel so down today frown

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
You don't, you feel OK today, but awful for the rest of the month.

I wish your corruption of my last wish hadn't gone so ironically wrong..

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
do you know how bad i feel ? it didn't go ironically wrong play is now back on and i don't feel so down





i wish it was dark so i could try my new toys

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,922 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
The nuclear winter does make it awfully dark all the time. The good news is that your Poi glow now! Then again, so do you. And the shattered remains of your town, your friends, your...

I wish my apartment was all set up and ready to go.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
It is: all set and ready to go- you go out to buy a jar of nutella, and when you get back.. it's gone.. leaving just a little note.


I wish I didn't have to get up tomorrow at 5.45am for work.

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
we swap jobs ...now you have to get up at 4 am


i wish to be finished work early on the 23rd so i'm not rushing to get to my tattoo appointment

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


newgabeSILVER Member
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
You finish early cos you are sacked as soon as you get in, they demand their last six months wages back and now you can't afford a tattoo.
I wish my boss wasn't so lame

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


spinningstarletSILVER Member
enthusiast
271 posts
Location: Bradford *rolls eyes*, United Kingdom


Posted:
he isn't in fact he's way cooler than you which pisses you off more.

I wish i wansn;t working this weekend and got to see my bf more.

roarfireSILVER Member
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia


Posted:
You get out of work for the weekend, but you have to work on a really important day in your life instead tongue



I wish I can find people to go and see the live music at the pub with me tonight

.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.


burningoftheclaveySILVER Member
lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
926 posts
Location: over yonder, New Zealand


Posted:
you do but they're all night shift workers and have strange ideas about how to socialise....you get tagged as 'one of them' and people veer away from you whenever they see you out in the pub...

I wish i could magically get up to the free party tonight

on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"

Owned by Brenn smile


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,922 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
You do. And it's canceled. And there is nobody there. And you forgot to wish for a way home.

I wish I knew where my car keys were.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


newgabeSILVER Member
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
You realise they are down in the bowels of a giant bull elephant who has a poor opinion of your hand up its *.....*



I wish a certain festival director was more ..... workable with.

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,922 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
He'll gladly work with you. For "certain favors."
help

I still wish I knew where those keys were.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
you know where they are but they are in a spot that is unreachable to any mortal.....the bottom of a volcano!!!!
Good thing you have lava froof keys!


I wish i liked this thread as much now as i did back when it started.

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


PavlovsDogmember
43 posts
Location: Fareham


Posted:
You now love this thread to bits, however it happens to be a thread about pincushions and their role in society.



I wish I had a lifetime's supply of biscuits.
EDITED_BY: PavlovsDog (1216062221)

No philosophical signatures for me. I hate those things. But I do like biscuits.


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,922 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
You do. And you eat them regularly. And thus, you are a fat lard. Like almost fat enough to make it into the Guinness Book, but not quite fat enough, so really, you're just institutionalized and they're trying to make you lose weight... except the biscuits keep appearing. Your days are numbered. (Wow, I must be vehement today!)

I wish I had a friggin' iPhone already!

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


fake teeth and glueBRONZE Member
Checking who's online, watching you!
1,972 posts
Location: somewhere, England (UK)


Posted:
you get one, but its the old one while everyone else has the brand spanking new one...plus you realize that its actually just a phone shaped like an 'I'...but its the old version while everyone else has the new brand spanking one.

i wish i had a tripod

you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
yo get your tripod but.....


Non-Https Image Link

It shoots you with it's ray gun


I wish i had a new video camera

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


fake teeth and glueBRONZE Member
Checking who's online, watching you!
1,972 posts
Location: somewhere, England (UK)


Posted:
you get one, but its only new to you, it actually from the 1850's and runs on brainpower, you use it but it kills everyone in the vicinity and then things go downhill from there...

i wish i had 300

you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.


AurinkoBRONZE Member
hello!
1,034 posts
Location: Amsterdam, Netherlands


Posted:
what the heck are you guys talking about?

a swapped test-playboy, set free by NOn, idolizing the tea fairy; Dragosani spiritual freedom agreement reached 18th Sept 2006


newgabeSILVER Member
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
Aurinko ubblol I remember thinking the same when I first got hooked in here. Tis one of my fave threads now indeed the only chat I check...

If you read through the thread it comes clear.... any 'wish' a poster makes is *granted* by the next poster... only it goes horribly wrong somehow... is 'corrupted'. Hence the thread title *Corrupt a Wish*



Once you have corrupted a wish, you make your own.. hopefully one that will be fun for someone to corrupt... like this...



FT&G You have $300. In marked money being sought by the CIA. Once they realise you have it they bomb your house and 'rendition' you and your loved ones to a secret prison in a faraway country. Ouch. Lots of ouch.



I wish Aurinko would come back and figure out what's going on!

wink

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
she does but is unable to reply because she has forgotten how to type

i wish somebody else would tell my brother he has to be out of my house by the end of the month

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


newgabeSILVER Member
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
The landlord.mortgage company.estate agent come round and tell your brother to be gone by the end of the month. You too. They are repossessing it.

I wish this cold.flu thing would finally finish (and leave me incorruptably blooming with health)

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
It finishes...first in fact.....it finished first in the destroy a Gabe catagory! After they bury you flowers begin to sprout directly above you, Thanks for helping the enviroment!


I wish it was time for Burning Man.

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


newgabeSILVER Member
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
It's time for Burning Man. You da man.

I wish I liked a certain young lady more than I do.

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


PavlovsDogmember
43 posts
Location: Fareham


Posted:
You do, but try as you might, you can't even get her to notice you, and your like turns into a deep obsession, culminating in you having a breakdown and being sectioned.

And she turns out to be a man.


I wish I hadn't just run out of sugar.

No philosophical signatures for me. I hate those things. But I do like biscuits.


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