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ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:

Bovril monkey

"why doesnt anyone realise that its NOT A FOETUS?"

(looking at a balloon dog that has a smaller puppie balloon inside..its a dog eat dog world was the desired effect )


Arsn
"you are NOT putting that in Flynt's box"

(when I showed him a present that we have bought for flynty, we have been collecting bits and bobs and putting them into a finding nemo post box to send to flynty)

"I wonder how high these go?"

Valura holding a pair of knee high socks.

" I have chocolate in the cavity of my mouth"

yip me again
redface ubblol ubblol ubblol

do you guys have any good ones? biggrin biggrin biggrin

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
When I saw your name as the last poster, I thought you were going to write "Rougie STOP THAT" ubblol

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
 Written by: Firetramp


Uhm, pretty obvious what I did redface biggrin



But did you enjoy it? biggrin

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


jemima (jem)SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,750 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom


Posted:
ucof: "If I eat one more chip I'll turn into a chip"
and something along the lines of 'noooooooooooo get off'

somehow this lead to a conversation about a childrens programe called woof biggrin

Never assume
Always Acknowledge


jo_rhymesSILVER Member
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom


Posted:
i used to love Woof!! the theme tune was great too biggrin

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
 Written by: jemima (jem)


ucof: "If I eat one more chip I'll turn into a chip"
and something along the lines of 'noooooooooooo get off'

somehow this lead to a conversation about a childrens programe called woof biggrin



What type of Dog was Woof? wink

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees


Posted:
"what day is it???"


most of the PLAY crew ubblol

FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
The_Fade: "Decipher the f*&#ing cookie!"

Myco: "Who wants a crunchy bun at this time of day?" (said after 8 at night)

Currently on the right side up of the world.


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
cookies are coded?~!?!

*looks at chocolate chip bikkie, with new found interest*

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


Firetrampold hand
898 posts
Location: Binstead, Isle of Wight


Posted:
 Written by: Doc Lightning


 Written by: Firetramp


Uhm, pretty obvious what I did redface biggrin



But did you enjoy it? biggrin



ubblove ubbangel

Ask a question and be a fool for a minute...don't ask and be a fool your whole life.


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
FRD: Loves_The_C*ck

LTC: Fat_Rancid_Dyke

FRD: Oooooo touch[hyphen-e-thingy]e biggrin

LTC: Touché? wink

FRD: Well yeah... Ctrl-Alt-E works fine on a PC... just fine... I know how to do it. But macs are all hunchy and confusing and weird and stuff.

I mean, @ is on the 2 and " is where the @ should be! Its crazy!

So that's why I can't do [hyphen-e-thingys]... cos macs are lame.

Yes... that'll do nicely, methinks.

Hunchpaste harvester. biggrin

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


LilBBoySILVER Member
Discoverer of Rainbow Cheese
143 posts
Location: Inverness, Scotland.


Posted:
TinklePants : "Eeeeven the limuzeeeenes are comin' up 'ere!" biggrin

Time does not exist. In theory, everything with a beginning has an end. Therefore, only things with an end can have a beginning. As time has no end, it has no beginning, therefore does not exist. GO PHILOSOPHY!!!
Brittle Week was the shizz!!!


_Aime_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom


Posted:
FRD: I'm under 18 and I've been by myself abroad loads of times!

Me: Really?

FRD: Well..not abroad..

jo_rhymesSILVER Member
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom


Posted:
Sym: I reckon a willy is an acceptable size to go up a bum, because if you think about it, a willy's about the same size as a really big poo.

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
Was is a convincing arguement Jo?



Mags: Have you seen that French Blond guy around? I'm straight but I'd DEFINITELY shag him!!!

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


jo_rhymesSILVER Member
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom


Posted:
well i'm not convinced. Exit only for me. smile it made me laugh lots though biggrin

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.


animatEdBRONZE Member
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK


Posted:
 Written by: ravehead


"what day is it???"


most of the PLAY crew ubblol



The amount of times I asked that... ubblol

Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.


mausBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia


Posted:
 Written by: Neon_Shaolin


Mags: Have you seen that French Blond guy around? I'm straight but I'd DEFINITELY shag him!!!



Funnily enough i think i may have said pretty much the same thing! ubblol

Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
 Written by: jo_rhymes


well i'm not convinced. Exit only for me. smile it made me laugh lots though biggrin



I know, not exactly the most romantic or horny imagery to get you in the mood to say 'okay do it then!' ubblol

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


jo_rhymesSILVER Member
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom


Posted:
we werent talking about bumming! we were just chatting about silly stuff in general. smile

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
You weren't?

 Written by: jo_rhymes


Sym: I reckon a willy is an acceptable size to go up a bum, because if you think about it, a willy's about the same size as a really big poo.



I must've got the wrong end of the stick then....

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


roarfireSILVER Member
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia


Posted:
ubblol

.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.


alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees


Posted:
me................... most nights/mornings..............





" shizzle..............is that the timeeek i need some sleep"



also............



"whats your name again?"



ubblol
EDITED_BY: ravehead (1152149509)

Mr MajestikSILVER Member
coming to a country near you
4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
me last night when i was being lazy.

 Written by: mjk

i'm to pathetic and conformist to try and be original so i'll just quote ambigous lyrics to try and express my emotions

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
 Written by: ravehead


"whats your name again?"




I think you mean, "what is your real name again?"
ubblol

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
Flynt: "I've always wanted a naughty Dick"


*hides behind arsn so flynty can't get me*

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


DragosaniGOLD Member
sunset seadragon
679 posts
Location: some little fluffy clouds, Belgium


Posted:
Maus:
Perhaps something very slightly less offensive???
Poi_up_my_ladygarden perhaps
...
biggrin biggrin biggrin

“A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.” - Oscar Wilde
Jointly owned by FreyaJ, Birgit and Aurinko


pitmanSILVER Member
addict
544 posts
Location: swansea, United Kingdom


Posted:
me and ryan on the way to port talbot on the train for a meet:

looks around and the area as we pull into the station, looks at each other and together say "it just aine all about parto talbot"

DONT DO DRUGS THERE BAD FOR YOU.
SO GIVE THEM ALL TO ME AND I WILL GET RID OF THEM FOR YOU!


_Aime_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom


Posted:
Hey b!tch, get me a beer, a blowjob and a movie.

-

Fine_Rabid_Dog

Mr MajestikSILVER Member
coming to a country near you
4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
well, it was about a HoP post:

 Written by: auntie shiela


 Written by: jo_rhymes


hello there, I am one of your "poi loving hippies" from home of poi.com

It was wonderfully entertaining of you to join us on our forum today, thankyou so much

you'll notice i didnt bother changing my sign-in name. tata for now xxx



[censored]. retreat!

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
lady doing the tax: "and your return is..."
Taj: *puke*

rock on lil bub taj!!!!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


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