PK_BRONZE Member
Lambretta Fanatic
4,995 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
a womans guide

PK.

"To be an angel, one need not have wings.
In giving love there is an equal grace.
Nor need one seek the aura in the face,
As love unveils the beauty of all things."

*Francois Couperin.


King Of Bongo 522 posts
Location: Berlin


Posted:
brilliant... now maybe us poor lads can get a break and have women leave the toilet seat up2!

Your life is ending one minute at a time...
So live it.


ASTRO FAERIEBRONZE Member
724 posts
Location: Rotherham, UK


Posted:
Wow! someone has actually put all that effort into working out how to do it!.
I wonder how many volunteers and how many tests the had to do to work out how to do this correctly!. Convenient though, when you miss the last bus, or can't get a taxi when u are wasted,and you are desperate to releive yourself, you can give the guys a good shock when you pee up the nearest tree, you could even cock up a leg just for a laugh!.

Only when the last tree has died
and the last river has been poisoned
and the last fish has been caught
will we realise that we
cannot eat money.

Cree Indian, 1909


.Morph.SILVER Member
669 posts
Location: Lancashire, UK


Posted:
Does that mean we can have a HoP international, mix-gender, 'Who can piss the highest up a wall' competition?

Daiquet 29 posts
Location: Oz


Posted:
Whilst in Japan recently every big public toilet i went in had (and yes i went to the ladies!) western toilets, squat toilets and at least one urinal...
Over there you can buy paper cones to use at the urinals - and i saw a number of ladies useing them!
I wish i had had the guts to have a go!

Love Daiquet

whoops


UCOFSILVER Member
15,414 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
WHAT?!?!!?

blokes are supposed to stand up to pee?!?!


oh shit!

Nathdaninja 271 posts
Location: Manchester, England


Posted:
he he he he. We get womens urinals in Manc now and again, had them at the mardi gras last year. There's still something very odd about seeing a women use a urinal....into a paper cup tho?

boing...boing...When the naive man admits his naivete, he is no longer naive.Thus, all people are regarded by society as either ignorant or a liar.Wonders never cease, as long as you never cease to wonder.


chilipepper 85 posts
Location: Cheshire


Posted:
i remember going to frace a...g...e..s ago, and hated their toilets, becasue u had to 'squat' it was grose!!! Should have just gone outside if u wanan get pee all down ur legs!!

Chili pepper

I really enjoyed the toilet facilities at 'spoc' the whole strange man sitting on the log just topped it off for me...i went in with tripps staff!

High Class Hippy #5'One day i WILL own a VW Campervan''i'll sell a liver, u can live with just one, cant u?'Jebus...Jebus


DeepSoulSheepGOLD Member
2,617 posts
Location: Berlin, Ireland


Posted:
won't ask how you found that. By the looks of the site woman peeing standing seems like a pretty normal thing that's been going on for years.

I live in a world of infinite possibilities.


Dio 729 posts
Location: OK, USA


Posted:
This is from a guy's perspective, but I have only good intentions so I hope nobody rails me too bad for thinking this

I think the site, and the practice it represents, are great things for humanity. Women should be comfortable with and aware of their bodies, but too often it seems to me society tells them to be ashamed of themselves. Hopefully this site has done a lot of good alleviating that injustice.

to all the ladies, yo.

Oh, and on a special side-note: I knew my lady was the one for me the first time she came over and used my facilities... She actually went to the effort of putting the seat back up afterward! Nothin says loving like the simple things - and I do leave hers down at her place whenever I use it, it's only fair.

What hits the fan is not evenly distributed.


PsyriSILVER Member
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK


Posted:
I find it a vaild point when it comes 2 the squeamishness of certain western societies... my greek experience f a squat loo wasnt the best... maybe I shud try this sumtime. lol

Mistress Aurora 1,032 posts
Location: Stillwater,OK/Wichita Falls,TX


Posted:
quote:
Oh, and on a special side-note: I knew my lady was the one for me the first time she came over and used my facilities... She actually went to the effort of putting the seat back up afterward! Nothin says loving like the simple things - and I do leave hers down at her place whenever I use it, it's only fair.


RISK: Do not follow the common path; Go where there is no path and leave a trail.


PK_BRONZE Member
Lambretta Fanatic
4,995 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
quote:
Originally posted by DeepSoulSheep:
won't ask how you found that.
through a poi website, just soming i stumbled upon that made me laugh.

i found a league agaisnt poi website too. cant remember the address for it buti could find it again though.

PK.

"To be an angel, one need not have wings.
In giving love there is an equal grace.
Nor need one seek the aura in the face,
As love unveils the beauty of all things."

*Francois Couperin.


simian110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London


Posted:
League against poi =

"Poi - Short for Pointless"
"Poi - Club Swinging for the grip impared and talentless"
"Poi - Pretty Obviously Irritating"

i like that

also had the link for this which is pretty funny too

baby poi

"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."


PK_BRONZE Member
Lambretta Fanatic
4,995 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
LMAO i missed that one

PK.

"To be an angel, one need not have wings.
In giving love there is an equal grace.
Nor need one seek the aura in the face,
As love unveils the beauty of all things."

*Francois Couperin.


CharlesBRONZE Member
Corporate Circus Arts Entertainer
3,989 posts
Location: Auckland, New Zealand


Posted:
That Baby poi site is awesome!...Though i worry about copycat crimes to follow.

But, thank thank thank you for showing me a site that has the Unicycle Quidditch Rules

HoP Posting Guidelines
* Is it the Truth?
* Is it Fair to all concerned?
* Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
* Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?


Nathdaninja 271 posts
Location: Manchester, England


Posted:
lol Just got up and my head a mega fuzzy today...a thought that baby oi site was for real for a moment

boing...boing...When the naive man admits his naivete, he is no longer naive.Thus, all people are regarded by society as either ignorant or a liar.Wonders never cease, as long as you never cease to wonder.


PsyriSILVER Member
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK


Posted:
The baby poi is one aspetc tht I wont try... lol