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MikeGinnyGOLD Member
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Posted:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5z4Vs26-TI

I SO want to try this one day! laugh3

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WiccanChicaThe wee little one on the block
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Location: Colorado, USA


Posted:
Oh yes! I've heard this before! It is so funny!! I love it! lol2

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Mr MajestikSILVER Member
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Posted:
haha, i lol'd grin

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roarfireSILVER Member
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Location: The countryside, Australia


Posted:
Hahaha! I lol'd too. That's gold! laugh3

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pinkbootSILVER Member
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Location: Northampton, England


Posted:
funny as hell roflmao

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AurinkoBRONZE Member
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Location: Amsterdam, Netherlands


Posted:
That was a good one. i actually also tried something like this this summer. I bought a phone and got the phone number some girl must have given up just shortly before I got it. And obviously she didn't tell everybody that she didn't have that phone number any more. So in the beginning I was a bit annoyed that I always got calls for her, but then I decided to just ask the people who called me about her. Like, where they knew her from, what she was like, whether they had any idea where she could be now and such. I didn't find out that many things about her, but it definitely was fun for me then.

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torchleinGOLD Member
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35 posts
Location: Brighton UK


Posted:
Brilliant, I got stomachache now. I dont think id be ever able to try this because Id just start laughing.....

hamamelisBRONZE Member
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756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
Yeah..not bad.. we used to get a load of phone calls at work trying to get us to switch phone company..

Eventually, we all just started telling them we 'didn't actually have a phone, thanks' then hanging up.

Stopped pretty quickly after that..

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astonSILVER Member
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4,061 posts
Location: South Africa


Posted:
Hamamelis: You serious? Because those are some thick telemarketers if not....
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PeterPanstranger
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Posted:
I used to have friends in the telesurvey business back in the day. They love people that do this stuff to them. I couldn't believe the stuff they used say when they got called by telemarketers at home.

hamamelisBRONZE Member
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756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
Beats getting abuse yelled at them, which happens a lot..

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NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
This is copied off of the Upright Citizen's Brigade CD
"May I help you dumbass"

https://www.uprightcitizens.org/18/index.html

This poor guy kept getting wrong numbers for tech support if folks didn't dial "1-800" before the number. Then he realized he was a comedian and decided to use it. The whole CD is pretty funny. Mostly because folks don't realize that they're being cranked if they're the ones dialing.

Edit, if you decide to listen to them some are NSFW.
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