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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:I saw this on another forum and can't remember it being played here and thought it could be a bit of fun.

Basically, one person makes a "wish" and the next posted grants it, but corrupts it in some way.

eg:
"I wish for a million dollars"
"a million dollars appears in your bank account but the police then knock on your door about a bank robbery"

now lets get creative!

I wish I could fly!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Skatto
Skatto

Walking on whims...
Location: Eastbourne, UK
Member Since: 12th Jan 2007
Total posts: 687
Posted:Granted. Now when you tell people to do a search, you don't feel like a harsh [censored] - because you're too busy feeling sorry for yourself. Because as of now; everytime you tell someone to, quite rightly, do a search - you are branded with a white-hot poker on a random part of your flesh (which is chosen through an advanced dice + coin system).

I wish I had the time to practice more.


Skatto

"Fly like a mouse,
Run like a cushion,
Be the small bookcase."

For goodness sake, don't aggravate the otters!!!


Kitsune34
Kitsune34

newbie
Location: Orlando, FL, USA
Member Since: 2nd Nov 2007
Total posts: 48
Posted:You practice so much that you have a heart attack and die.

I wish I more milk for my Pop-Tarts.


"Always forgive your enemies, for nothing annoys them so much." - Oscar Wilde


KittyKill
KittyKill

enthusiast
Location: Ontario
Member Since: 15th May 2006
Total posts: 365
Posted:you bgot your milk but it quickly turned bad

I wish for a lollypop


Have you ever notice that poi is spelled backwords on the key board.............................................creepycool


newgabe
newgabe

what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
Location: Bali
Member Since: 3rd Mar 2005
Total posts: 4030
Posted:you get a lollipop but it rots your teeth and you end up bleeding and gummy.
I wish I was at home and not at work.


.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:You get to go home today!! As you open your front door your boss is standing there with a stack of papers he needs you to get done. As you start he is constantly bugging you about yer TPS reports.



I wish green.


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


fake teeth and glue
fake teeth and glue

Checking who's online, watching you!
Location: somewhere
Member Since: 31st Aug 2003
Total posts: 1972
Posted:you become extremely jealouse.

i wish i had five.


you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.


Kitsune34
Kitsune34

newbie
Location: Orlando, FL, USA
Member Since: 2nd Nov 2007
Total posts: 48
Posted:You get five greamlins in your dryer that only steals one sock from each pair.

I wish I could start training at Universal today.


"Always forgive your enemies, for nothing annoys them so much." - Oscar Wilde


Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:You suddenly get launched into space and begin your run around the universe.


I wish pink was less red.


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


fake teeth and glue
fake teeth and glue

Checking who's online, watching you!
Location: somewhere
Member Since: 31st Aug 2003
Total posts: 1972
Posted:it is but then red becomes more pink.

i wish i could think of a stupid question.


you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.


Kitsune34
Kitsune34

newbie
Location: Orlando, FL, USA
Member Since: 2nd Nov 2007
Total posts: 48
Posted:You do. And it is so stupid that the person you ask it to - their head explodes causing a domino affect that destroys everyone on Earth except you.

I wish I didn't have to pay bills.


"Always forgive your enemies, for nothing annoys them so much." - Oscar Wilde


DarkFyre
DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North
Member Since: 4th Nov 2005
Total posts: 1965
Posted:you don't have the pay the bills but you soon find that your credit rating is ruined

I wish for another wish


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


MagsKat
MagsKat

Don't feed her cookies
Location: Surrey side
Member Since: 22nd Aug 2007
Total posts: 113
Posted:you get another wish but nobody answers it, you feel ignored and alone and so leave HoP and miss all the fun!

I wish i was more likable.


Formally known as kat224

We are not friends.. we never were.. but if i was part of your life then i thank you


hamamelis
hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls.
Member Since: 5th Jan 2006
Total posts: 756
Posted:You become more likeable.. to skunks, due to your rather impressive body odour.

I wish it was a few degrees warmer outside.


THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:it gets a little warmer outside and then summer comes along and you realize your in AZ......baking......eventually your thick blood starts to boil and you die....damn desert

I wish people would understand that there is no "U" in odor.....or color


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


fake teeth and glue
fake teeth and glue

Checking who's online, watching you!
Location: somewhere
Member Since: 31st Aug 2003
Total posts: 1972
Posted:they do, but then a law is passed to say tthat it has to be spelt that way, so everyone is still wrong.

i wish i had a sandwich.


you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.


Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:You get a old, stale, moldy, stinky sangwich.



I wish you eat your sangwich


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


fake teeth and glue
fake teeth and glue

Checking who's online, watching you!
Location: somewhere
Member Since: 31st Aug 2003
Total posts: 1972
Posted:i eat it but in this act of kindness it becomes super deliciouse, mmm.

i wish i had a salad.


you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.


Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:*puts a quick salad together for TnG*

Hope you like spinich...


Non-Https Image Link


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


fake teeth and glue
fake teeth and glue

Checking who's online, watching you!
Location: somewhere
Member Since: 31st Aug 2003
Total posts: 1972
Posted:err, thanks

you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.


Kitsune34
Kitsune34

newbie
Location: Orlando, FL, USA
Member Since: 2nd Nov 2007
Total posts: 48
Posted:Hey, wait! Poje! You ruined it! *falls to knees cursing the sky* You ruined the threeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Always forgive your enemies, for nothing annoys them so much." - Oscar Wilde


Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:oh, i wish i had a............bat icon.

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


fake teeth and glue
fake teeth and glue

Checking who's online, watching you!
Location: somewhere
Member Since: 31st Aug 2003
Total posts: 1972
Posted:you get one but in the process lose you bearded fire moose.

i wish i had my very own thread all about me.


you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.


newgabe
newgabe

what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
Location: Bali
Member Since: 3rd Mar 2005
Total posts: 4030
Posted:You have a thread all about you but it ends up being all about food and you start dreaming about being eaten by cannibals.

I wish plumbers were free.


.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


Kitsune34
Kitsune34

newbie
Location: Orlando, FL, USA
Member Since: 2nd Nov 2007
Total posts: 48
Posted:Plumbers are free, but they knock door-to-door because they have nothing else to do with their time.

I wish this teacher was more interesting.


"Always forgive your enemies, for nothing annoys them so much." - Oscar Wilde


fake teeth and glue
fake teeth and glue

Checking who's online, watching you!
Location: somewhere
Member Since: 31st Aug 2003
Total posts: 1972
Posted:they are, just not to intelligent people, you decide to get a brain transplant and become that brian character.


i wish they would start acting their age


you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.


newgabe
newgabe

what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
Location: Bali
Member Since: 3rd Mar 2005
Total posts: 4030
Posted:They act their age but they are 2.

I wish I was home alone.


.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


fake teeth and glue
fake teeth and glue

Checking who's online, watching you!
Location: somewhere
Member Since: 31st Aug 2003
Total posts: 1972
Posted:you are but end up being in the middle of a robbery and get blamed for not stopping it, "if a child in a movie can why can't you" (judges voice)

i wish i had keys


you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.


DarkFyre
DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North
Member Since: 4th Nov 2005
Total posts: 1965
Posted:you get keys but you have no idea where the corresponding locks are.

I wish for an elephant


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:you get an elephant, he falls from the sky and lands on top of you........ewwwwwww.


I wish for a baby elephant.


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


Skatto
Skatto

Walking on whims...
Location: Eastbourne, UK
Member Since: 12th Jan 2007
Total posts: 687
Posted:You get your baby elephant... but soon the mother of said baby elephant comes looking for her child. She jumps into the sky and lands on you. Ewwwwwww.

I wish for an anti-elephant helmet. To protect me from falling elephants (but not rhinoceroses... you need a completely different hat for that).


Skatto

"Fly like a mouse,
Run like a cushion,
Be the small bookcase."

For goodness sake, don't aggravate the otters!!!


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