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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:I saw this on another forum and can't remember it being played here and thought it could be a bit of fun.

Basically, one person makes a "wish" and the next posted grants it, but corrupts it in some way.

eg:
"I wish for a million dollars"
"a million dollars appears in your bank account but the police then knock on your door about a bank robbery"

now lets get creative!

I wish I could fly!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Seaspray
Seaspray

stranger by the day
Location: At the Back of the North Wind
Member Since: 8th Jul 2009
Total posts: 924
Posted:Your shotgun is now not broken. An alien peacekeeping organisation arrive in space with a huge laser that is set to blow up anyone who fires a gun

I wish I hadn't just slept all day

EDITED_BY: Seaspray (1286467134)


Just a dancer in the dark

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Mr Majestik
Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear
Member Since: 9th Mar 2004
Total posts: 4693
Posted:you stayed awake all day, it was mundane and you complained on facebook about how bored you were.


i wish cats had human hands.


"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

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Seaspray
Seaspray

stranger by the day
Location: At the Back of the North Wind
Member Since: 8th Jul 2009
Total posts: 924
Posted:Cats, now free of the need for humans to open the cat food, enslave humanity

I wish they hadn't given me Latin on Thursday mornings!!!


Just a dancer in the dark

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bodhisattva
my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax
Member Since: 1st Jun 2008
Total posts: 366
Posted:they give you latin all day every day


i wish i had some free time


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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Seaspray
Seaspray

stranger by the day
Location: At the Back of the North Wind
Member Since: 8th Jul 2009
Total posts: 924
Posted:Everyone forgets the saying "time is money"

I wish I could get paid for my hobbies


Just a dancer in the dark

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Danwoodz
stranger

Member Since: 10th Oct 2009
Total posts: 14
Posted:you get paid for your hobbies, but then they become work that you loathe but are trapped by

i wish i was having an orgasm


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Elsnu
Elsnu

Aspiring part-time performer
Location: NSW, Australia
Member Since: 7th Jul 2010
Total posts: 11
Posted:you have the orgasm but it turns out your partner is a evil troll and has given the gift of HIV

i wish i had superpowers


Merow

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Seaspray
Seaspray

stranger by the day
Location: At the Back of the North Wind
Member Since: 8th Jul 2009
Total posts: 924
Posted:You gain the power to travel forwards through time by a second!

I wish I had a Klondike bar that I didn't have to do anything to get


Just a dancer in the dark

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Mother_Natures_Son
Mother_Natures_Son

Rampant whirler.
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!
Member Since: 1st Aug 2007
Total posts: 2418
Posted:You gain several boxes of klondike bars... too bad you've suddenly become lactose intolerant.

I wish nobody would corrupt this wish.


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Seaspray
Seaspray

stranger by the day
Location: At the Back of the North Wind
Member Since: 8th Jul 2009
Total posts: 924
Posted:nobody does corrupt the wish.... however the knowledge that everyone could have slowly drives you insane.

I wish someone could corrupt this wish in a prejudiced and disturbingly inventive manner


Just a dancer in the dark

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Mother_Natures_Son
Mother_Natures_Son

Rampant whirler.
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!
Member Since: 1st Aug 2007
Total posts: 2418
Posted:Someone does indeed corrupt your wish in an inventive manner, but it was displayed to everyone but you.

I wish I could wish a wishy wish.


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bodhisattva
my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax
Member Since: 1st Jun 2008
Total posts: 366
Posted:you wish a wishy wish , but are very upset with the pretty ,sparkley result and end your life



i wish i get 2 tickets for rob zombie's show in leeds on the 21st of feb 2011


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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Wraith_Dividend
Wraith_Dividend

Bunny Bane
Location: i cant see because my head is ...
Member Since: 26th Mar 2009
Total posts: 205
Posted:i wish i could control my premature ejaculation frown

if life is for love then to love is to live
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a quote from me!
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god i love me
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and i while typing this im just itching to get back to my toast
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YAY TTTTOOOOAAAASSSSTTTTTT!!!!!!!!
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oh and by the way you just lost the game

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bodhisattva
my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax
Member Since: 1st Jun 2008
Total posts: 366
Posted:you do . you never have sex again


i wish people would get the idea that they should CORRUPT the wish above before making their own wish


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:People get the idea but disregard it. and this thread becomes only wishes....stupid stupid wishes...


I wish is was the weekend already.

EDITED_BY: Poje (1287070956)


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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Mother_Natures_Son
Mother_Natures_Son

Rampant whirler.
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!
Member Since: 1st Aug 2007
Total posts: 2418
Posted:Suddenly its the weekend! But instead of staff, you love poi! And you're terrible at it. Beer tastes bad and everything fun you used to do just makes you want to go back to work.

I wish I was made of warm, indestructible felt.


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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:that sucks, Decompression is this weekend frown


You are made of indestructible felt that perpetually gets warmer and warmer. you break yer fingers as you try and tear off the burning garment before you slowly die a painful and hot death.


I wish for a successful lasik surgery


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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bodhisattva
my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax
Member Since: 1st Jun 2008
Total posts: 366
Posted:the surgery goes really well , but your recovery goes really badly and you can no longer spin poi


i wish i knew what lasik surgery was


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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Seaspray
Seaspray

stranger by the day
Location: At the Back of the North Wind
Member Since: 8th Jul 2009
Total posts: 924
Posted:you find out when a deranged optimist tries to cure an imperfections with your sight using large and painful lasers

I wish I had a job that was fun, easy and didn't eat my life


Just a dancer in the dark

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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:What's an optimist doing with lasers? wink

and hooray for not spinning poi!!

You find yer perfect job that you LOVE and is super easy, unfortunately it eats yer mother.


I wish a deranged pessimist would push me off a cliff.

EDITED_BY: Poje (1287595259)


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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Seaspray
Seaspray

stranger by the day
Location: At the Back of the North Wind
Member Since: 8th Jul 2009
Total posts: 924
Posted:A Deranged Pessimist tries, but realises that there is nothing that can go wrong with his plan and vanishes in a puff of logic

I wish I hadn't remembered that an Optician works with eyes


Just a dancer in the dark

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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:You remember that Opticons shoulda been a transformer faction.

I wish I could hang out with Meast for a couple days.


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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Midkiff
shadow stranger
Location: Carmi, Illinois
Member Since: 29th Nov 2009
Total posts: 462
Posted:you hang out with a robot copy of meast for a week but it doesnt respond to your conversing and only beeps i wish i was rich beyond rich

"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able, and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?" - Epicurus

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Mother_Natures_Son
Mother_Natures_Son

Rampant whirler.
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!
Member Since: 1st Aug 2007
Total posts: 2418
Posted:I wish the poster above had made a wish that I could corrupt.

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bodhisattva
my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax
Member Since: 1st Jun 2008
Total posts: 366
Posted:they did they just didn't leave a gap between coruption and wish


i wish i had a super sharp katana


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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MikefromGlos
MikefromGlos

Hitman
Location: Gloucester England
Member Since: 10th Jul 2006
Total posts: 985
Posted:this might be were corruption could be dangourous when u got a bladed weapon and all lol wink

he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.

Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing

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bodhisattva
my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax
Member Since: 1st Jun 2008
Total posts: 366
Posted:i still wish i had a super sharp katana

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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Zephyre Phoenix
Zephyre Phoenix

Familiar stranger giving out popcorn. (formerly Ascilith)
Location: Lawrence, KS
Member Since: 1st Nov 2009
Total posts: 1264
Posted:You get a super sharp katana, but it's cursed and chopps off both of your arms. Now you have no arms, but you have a Katana! grin

I wish i had a pair of fire snakes


Never take candy from strangers...... But popcorn is okay!

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Seaspray
Seaspray

stranger by the day
Location: At the Back of the North Wind
Member Since: 8th Jul 2009
Total posts: 924
Posted:Unfortunately the fire snakes bite you and infect you with a poison that causes spontanteous combustion. You are now known as Ashcilith


I wish I could sleep for a week


Just a dancer in the dark

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bodhisattva
my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax
Member Since: 1st Jun 2008
Total posts: 366
Posted:you sleep for a week ..... just one second a day then never sleep again



i wish i could find a paddington bear costume


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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